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Joined 06-29-06, id: 530656, Profile Updated: 11-01-20
Author has written 14 stories for Horror, Humor, Romance, Historical, Sci-Fi, General, and Fantasy.

I have a multiple novels in progress; I have posted one story related to one of these literary monsters (Love in Bondage), but I daren't post anything else because I would be heartbroken when nobody read it, and let's face it, ficpress (and, y'know, the internet) is sh*t for getting actual feedback anymore. I gave up on the site years ago, but come around very occasionally to check stats, now that I've deleted my old, crappy stories so they can't embarrass me anymore. Then I get frustrated and leave again. Like most writers, I am a shameless review junkie. Thus, like most writers, I find not just Ficpress but the entire internet disheartening as hell. Seriously, kids: we writers don't post stories for you to read for free out of the goodness of our hearts. We post it because we want feedback - we want someone to pay attention to our work. To consume that media and not have the courtesy of leaving even a single remark in return is lazy, selfish, and rude. Yeah, I'm salty about it. If you did write a review, though, thank you and please give yourself a pat on the back for being a good person.

I'm also on fanfiction.net as EvilReceptionistOfDoom (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1071608/), on Ao3/Archive of Our Own under the same name (http:///users/EvilReceptionistOfDoom), and on deviantart as haius (http:///). I actually still put stuff on AO3 and ff so if you're into Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine or the obscure anime Seirei no Moribito, check me out there.

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How to Write Great Literature by Wanda Walker reviews
Sometimes you get so sick of reading "classic literature" and writing "deep" stories for class that you just have to complain to your imaginary drag queen muse-- what? You mean it's just me? Oneshot
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
The Meaning of Cereal by E. A. Weatherfield reviews
Three cereal boxes discuss the meaning of their short, sugary lives. Featuring Douglas Adams, Chuck Norris, a loaf of rye, and a seedy kid known only as Junior...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
Lavender Snow by FreakierThanThou reviews
Two strangers meet on a snowy day, and a little girl's wish comes true in an odd way.One-shot
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
The Hail Mary by Watch the Witches Burn reviews
And life is thorny, and youth is vain, and to be wroth ... doth work like madness in the brain.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Fleur de Sang by Bitter Irony reviews
At the request of a panicked local man's niece, a Mackinac Island botanist is asked to investigate what sounds to him like a typical weed investation. But the Bloodflower didn't get its name for nothing...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,903 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007
A Quivering Photon by Oboekosh reviews
A particle of light breathes its first breath of life, and is immediately assigned a trajectory away from its mother sun.The photon finds itself on our humble planet in the house of an elderly piano teacher and her dying husband.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
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Love in Bondage reviews
When they were married, Bret and Corrie thought nothing would ever come between them. Now, as slaves with separate owners, the pair must risk everything just to be together. T for sexual content.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Complete
The CPR Class reviews
Strange, mysterious Eva Sauvage is so beautiful and intoxicating she's clearly too good to be true. Her handsome CPR teacher shouldn't trust her... but, irresistibly drawn to her, he's about to get much more than he bargained for. T for sexual themes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Complete
Formerly Sins and Dark Things reviews
Story Removed (but I wanted to keep the reviews, lol)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009
Formerly Captain Blake is a Sentimental Little Girl reviews
Story deleted; shell kept for the comments/stats.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Complete
Unrepentent Sorrow reviews
Tragedy surrounds Sorrow Whitman's birth, unrequited love her adulthood, and mystery her end. Death Itself, the Fountain of Youth and the young man whose heart Sorrow cannot redeem will all play a part. -a gothic romance-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,066 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
Formerly Arvin Gauss, Ordinary Immortal reviews
Story Removed (but I wanted to keep the reviews, lol)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008
Formerly Vehicular Homicide reviews
Story Removed (but I wanted to keep the reviews, lol)
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
Formerly The End reviews
Story Removed (but I wanted to keep the reviews, lol)
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
The Most Cracked Out Story in the History of Ever reviews
The title pretty much summarizes it. Rated T for all kinds of bad language. More than a little wordy, since it was written for NaNoWriMo. Basically all just stupid humor. IDK, I personally can't read it and not laugh, so... try if you dare?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 42 - Words: 43,372 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
A Man and His Dog reviews
He shouldn't be out walking this late, anyway. Winter stars set minds to pondering, and pondering minds breed discontent. Especially when pondering infidelity.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Formerly Interdimensional Crackfest reviews
Story Removed (but I wanted to keep the reviews, lol)
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Three Men reviews
My name is Anna Mulhoney, I have loved three men, and I almost died today. - Set during the Irish Civil War.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Formerly Insert Witty and Misleading Title Here reviews
Story has been deleted.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Formerly Attack of the Evil Hobos reviews
Story deleted.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete