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Joined 06-29-06, id: 530656, Profile Updated: 09-01-13
Author has written 14 stories for Horror, Humor, Romance, Historical, Sci-Fi, General, and Fantasy.

REEVIIEEEWWWSSS!! I MUST HAVE THEM!!

Like most writers, I am a shameless review junkie. Thus, like most writers, I find fictionpress the entire internet terribly disheartening.

I have a novel I've been working on for nearly ten years now and I'M ALWAYS LOOKING FOR TEST READERS. The wonderful Nicki BluIs is my beta. She's very good.

I have posted some stuff related to this literary monster (Captain Blake and Love, both of which you should read!) but I daren't post the book itself here because I would be heartbroken if nobody read it, and furthermore I plan to publish it someday, so yeah.

I kind of get the idea that this site is just a wasteland of forgotten writings lying unread and unreviewed, strewn across the internets like so much stale breadcrust. But perhaps... perhaps someday someone will find me, like a tiny sulfide crystal in a roiling torrent of mud, and then I can stop sounding so stupid.

PS. I'm also on fanfiction.net as EvilReceptionistOfDoom (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1071608/) and on deviantart as haius (http://haius.deviantart.com/).

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How to Write Great Literature by Wanda Walker reviews
Sometimes you get so sick of reading "classic literature" and writing "deep" stories for class that you just have to complain to your imaginary drag queen muse-- what? You mean it's just me? Oneshot
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
The Meaning of Cereal by E. A. Weatherfield reviews
Three cereal boxes discuss the meaning of their short, sugary lives. Featuring Douglas Adams, Chuck Norris, a loaf of rye, and a seedy kid known only as Junior...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
Lavender Snow by FreakierThanThou reviews
Two strangers meet on a snowy day, and a little girl's wish comes true in an odd way.One-shot
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
The Hail Mary by Watch the Witches Burn reviews
And life is thorny, and youth is vain, and to be wroth ... doth work like madness in the brain.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Fleur de Sang by Bitter Irony reviews
At the request of a panicked local man's niece, a Mackinac Island botanist is asked to investigate what sounds to him like a typical weed investation. But the Bloodflower didn't get its name for nothing...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,903 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007
A Quivering Photon by Oboekosh reviews
A particle of light breathes its first breath of life, and is immediately assigned a trajectory away from its mother sun.The photon finds itself on our humble planet in the house of an elderly piano teacher and her dying husband.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
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Love in Bondage
When they were married, Bret and Corrie thought nothing would ever come between them. Now, as slaves with separate owners, the pair must risk everything just to be together. T for sexual content.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Complete
The CPR Class reviews
Strange, mysterious Eva Sauvage is so beautiful and intoxicating she's clearly too good to be true. Her handsome CPR teacher shouldn't trust her... but, irresistibly drawn to her, he's about to get much more than he bargained for. T for sexual themes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Complete
Formerly Sins and Dark Things reviews
Story Removed (but I wanted to keep the reviews, lol)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009
Captain Blake is a Sentimental Little Girl reviews
There's a war going on. One young officer OMG HE IS SO HAWT ZOMG wants to go home to be with his wife. His superiors have other ideas. ...And when iron-fisted authority gets the upper hand? It's Maxend Blake to the rescue!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009
Unrepentent Sorrow reviews
Tragedy surrounds Sorrow Whitman's birth, unrequited love her adulthood, and mystery her end. Death Itself, the Fountain of Youth and the young man whose heart Sorrow cannot redeem will all play a part. -a gothic romance-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,066 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
Formerly Arvin Gauss, Ordinary Immortal reviews
Story Removed (but I wanted to keep the reviews, lol)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008
Formerly Vehicular Homicide reviews
Story Removed (but I wanted to keep the reviews, lol)
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
Formerly The End reviews
Story Removed (but I wanted to keep the reviews, lol)
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
The Most Cracked Out Story in the History of Ever reviews
The title pretty much summarizes it. Rated T for language. I should warn you it's a little wordy... but HILARIOUS. Really.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 42 - Words: 43,372 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
A Man and His Dog reviews
He shouldn't be out walking this late, anyway. Winter stars set minds to pondering, and pondering minds breed discontent. Especially when pondering infidelity.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Formerly Interdimensional Crackfest reviews
Story Removed (but I wanted to keep the reviews, lol)
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Three Men reviews
My name is Anna Mulhoney, I have loved three men, and I almost died today. - Set during the Irish Civil War.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Insert Witty and Misleading Title Here reviews
Xerox is suddenly seeing his roommate Andrew in a whole new light. Is the change in Andy - or in Xerox himself? Or were these feelings simply there all along? - M/M-ish, slashy but not explicit. -
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Attack of the Evil Hobos reviews
Silly nonsense.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete