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Joined 06-29-06, id: 530656, Profile Updated: 09-21-16
Author has written 14 stories for Horror, Humor, Romance, Historical, Sci-Fi, General, and Fantasy.

Like most writers, I am a shameless review junkie. Thus, like most writers, I find not just Ficpress but the entire internet terribly disheartening.

I have a novel I've been working on for thirteen years now and I'M ALWAYS LOOKING FOR TEST READERS. I have posted one story related to this literary monster (Love in Bondage, which you should read AND REVIEW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! the story has over 100 hits and not one review? WTF? people suck) but I daren't post the book itself here because I would be heartbroken if nobody read it, and let's face it, ficpress is sh*t for getting actual feedback anymore. I pretty much gave up on the site years ago, but it's a good repository for old junk, so I come around occasionally to check stats. Then I get frustrated and leave again.

I'm also on fanfiction.net as EvilReceptionistOfDoom (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1071608/), on Ao3/Archive of Our Own under the same name (), and on deviantart as haius ().

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How to Write Great Literature by Wanda Walker reviews
Sometimes you get so sick of reading "classic literature" and writing "deep" stories for class that you just have to complain to your imaginary drag queen muse-- what? You mean it's just me? Oneshot
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
The Meaning of Cereal by E. A. Weatherfield reviews
Three cereal boxes discuss the meaning of their short, sugary lives. Featuring Douglas Adams, Chuck Norris, a loaf of rye, and a seedy kid known only as Junior...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
Lavender Snow by FreakierThanThou reviews
Two strangers meet on a snowy day, and a little girl's wish comes true in an odd way.One-shot
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
The Hail Mary by Watch the Witches Burn reviews
And life is thorny, and youth is vain, and to be wroth ... doth work like madness in the brain.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Fleur de Sang by Bitter Irony reviews
At the request of a panicked local man's niece, a Mackinac Island botanist is asked to investigate what sounds to him like a typical weed investation. But the Bloodflower didn't get its name for nothing...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,903 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007
A Quivering Photon by Oboekosh reviews
A particle of light breathes its first breath of life, and is immediately assigned a trajectory away from its mother sun.The photon finds itself on our humble planet in the house of an elderly piano teacher and her dying husband.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
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Love in Bondage
When they were married, Bret and Corrie thought nothing would ever come between them. Now, as slaves with separate owners, the pair must risk everything just to be together. T for sexual content. - PLEASE REVIEW THIS! I have over 100 hits on this story and not a single review. That's f*king pathetic. Restore my faith in humanity: review if you read. Thank you!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Complete
The CPR Class reviews
Strange, mysterious Eva Sauvage is so beautiful and intoxicating she's clearly too good to be true. Her handsome CPR teacher shouldn't trust her... but, irresistibly drawn to her, he's about to get much more than he bargained for. T for sexual themes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Complete
Formerly Sins and Dark Things reviews
Story Removed (but I wanted to keep the reviews, lol)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009
Formerly Captain Blake is a Sentimental Little Girl reviews
Story deleted; shell kept for the comments/stats.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Complete
Unrepentent Sorrow reviews
Tragedy surrounds Sorrow Whitman's birth, unrequited love her adulthood, and mystery her end. Death Itself, the Fountain of Youth and the young man whose heart Sorrow cannot redeem will all play a part. -a gothic romance-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,066 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
Formerly Arvin Gauss, Ordinary Immortal reviews
Story Removed (but I wanted to keep the reviews, lol)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008
Formerly Vehicular Homicide reviews
Story Removed (but I wanted to keep the reviews, lol)
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
Formerly The End reviews
Story Removed (but I wanted to keep the reviews, lol)
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
The Most Cracked Out Story in the History of Ever reviews
The title pretty much summarizes it. Rated T for all kinds of bad language. More than a little wordy, since it was written for NaNoWriMo. I personally can't read it and not laugh, so... try if you dare?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 42 - Words: 43,372 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
A Man and His Dog reviews
He shouldn't be out walking this late, anyway. Winter stars set minds to pondering, and pondering minds breed discontent. Especially when pondering infidelity.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Formerly Interdimensional Crackfest reviews
Story Removed (but I wanted to keep the reviews, lol)
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Three Men reviews
My name is Anna Mulhoney, I have loved three men, and I almost died today. - Set during the Irish Civil War.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Insert Witty and Misleading Title Here reviews
Xerox is suddenly seeing his roommate Andrew in a whole new light. Is the change in Andy - or in Xerox himself? Or were these feelings simply there all along? - M/M-ish, slashy but not explicit. -
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Attack of the Evil Hobos reviews
Silly nonsense.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete