Chidaruma Kamisori
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Joined 07-08-06, id: 531936, Profile Updated: 12-30-08
Author has written 140 stories for Life, Love, Haiku, Friendship, Song, Family, Work, Religion, School, and General.

I like people.

I'm an internet whore.
I flirt with chicks.
I like men.

I am a recovering self injurer.
I have Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD).
My writing will reflect this, if that offends you, I'm sorry. But keep in mind, I'm not forcing you to read anything I write. If you don't like, that's fine.

You can call me C.K. or any other nice nickname that strikes your fancy.
To quote a song; I'm old enough to know better, but still to young to care.

I'm a Social Work major. I plan on re-writing part of the DSM (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) to include Self Injury/Self Harm as a separate diagnosis. I would also like to write a book about Self Injury. Who's more qualified to tell our stories? If you have anything you'd like to include in the book, should I be strong enough to actually write it, please feel free to contact me. I won't use names, I won't share your story if you don't want me to.

If I'm lucky, might add some stuff about diagnosing PTSD in young children to the DSM. I'm going to save the world, or at least save my small part of it.

I love reviews and I love giving them. I'm a review whore.

If you have any other questions, ask away.

-C.K.

P.S.

On the off chance none of you knew this, I am Kavita Najim.

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Defining by Written reviews
-ONESHOT- Is Leila anorexic or isn't she? It's just a matter of definition.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
Nameless by deefective reviews
A collection without faces. A/N: This one is also very embarrassing.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
Pieces of Forever by A.Annie.N reviews
Forever is for the bursting butterflies, for the sidelong glances, for the eyes that haunt and the words that echo. Forever is for the moments relived over and over and over again, because they are pieces of something extraordinary. :Oneshot Collection:
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,937 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 11/15/2007
My father at the funeral home by Faithless Juliet reviews
He says that babies are the worst.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Complete
ILY by LyricalJazz
I loathe my knack for pattern recognition sometimes.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Complete
Three by Serendipitous Passage reviews
When I was born, my parents wanted me to be a doctor. They chose compassion, duty, and peace as my Three. They hoped these emotions would allow me to connect with others, while pushing me to do what was best for the Coalition and accept others choices.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
Cheers? by LyricalJazz reviews
Let's start over.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Complete
Sixteen by mate.feed.kill.repeat reviews
collection - will be done by 7 March 2009. may not survive past 7 March 2009.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
He Inhales by LyricalJazz
I've been told that smoking is along the lines of intentional self-harm.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2009
I'd Rather We Got Casinos by LyricalJazz reviews
A haiku commemorating Black History Month.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2009
Youth Today by Time To Change reviews
fashionable" anger. The easy way to vent frustration.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009
Story Time by mate.feed.kill.repeat reviews
“Scars are just tattoos with better stories.” Mature content. Subject to update or revision.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
Blow Job by Faithless Juliet reviews
My hunger for you is furious and unapologetic.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
I Guess I've Been Too Busy to Notice by doctor's diagnosis reviews
but we're no longer friends.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2009
Wordless by mate.feed.kill.repeat reviews
because it's always about you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
Blister by mate.feed.kill.repeat reviews
disgusting.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
About the Car by mate.feed.kill.repeat reviews
It's just a car.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
mini thoughts by Time To Change reviews
Too little to be classed as proper poems, but a collection of their own anyway.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 176 - Words: 7,560 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008
Eating Disorders by Time To Change reviews
Self-explanatory
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/23/2009
Still by mate.feed.kill.repeat reviews
After all this time.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Complete
This Time by ShaNini86 reviews
My first post on the boards...kind of an old poem...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Three, Stupid, Short, Words by The Beautiful Letdown reviews
The words 'I love you' can't get within a million miles of how I feel.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
Scream by mate.feed.kill.repeat reviews
You know I make you wanna SCREAM. You know I make you wanna run from me baby... A7X . I can't find a category horrible enough for this. I can't find a genre that would even come close to the absolute disgust I experienced.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Pageant by Leaves of Labefaction reviews
The sun breathes blood.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Complete
Make Some Magic by Time To Change reviews
Fairytales are beautiful.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008
Bad Halloween Television Special by heypandora reviews
Halloween fic : . They just sit out the front, beneath the verandah, in bad, under-thought costumes.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Complete
Rainbows by Leaves of Labefaction reviews
anti-homophobia. exercising my right to go to Hell.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Complete
explore by siphoned afterglow reviews
the days we are not ourselves
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Complete
maybe she was already dying by siphoned afterglow reviews
.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
when we voted by siphoned afterglow reviews
for you
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
Only Liar that Counts by heypandora reviews
I hate her for the guilt of knowing I'm sincerely disappointing someone out there.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
Banners by mate.feed.kill.repeat reviews
What a horrible night.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
Puzzles by Leaves of Labefaction reviews
We used to fit together like puzzle pieces.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
I'm bold like that by kit feral reviews
Just so you know, if it comes to choosing sides, I choose the ocean.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Complete
Sometimes by Dormio reviews
I don't remember writing this at all. I just found a piece of paper with this on it, and I was surprised and happy I found it. Enjoy reading.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
CAROLINE by kit feral reviews
I never talked to Caroline. I only loved her sixty five percent, and she had the kind of blonde hair that turns brown when it's wet, and I don't like brunettes.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
Tragedy Is My Saving Grace by Time To Change reviews
I'm. tired.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
Wings by Leaves of Labefaction reviews
We all make our own attempts at wings, no matter who we are or what form they take. Please, I'd like to hear some opinions on this poem.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
My Haikus by Hip Like Badass reviews
This is where I will post all haikus I write, if I remember.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008
An Easy Lay by night62611 reviews
Some women you simply don't have to work for...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
Tattoos by Leaves of Labefaction reviews
Warning: Haikus about cutting. If you don't like that, you can tell me. Just don't flame me. I kind of like these ... I hope they mean something to you.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
Ella by Written reviews
-FLASH FICTION- You were an ugly baby. I want you to know that.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Dearest Pain by Leaves of Labefaction reviews
Masochistic, or just cowardly? I don't know about this one.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Be Real by heypandora reviews
Shut up and let me play.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete
That Way With Words by heypandora reviews
Forgive me, dear Boy, I'm not a poet.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
5 7 5 by eville reviews
i wish i could bring myself to write haikus about nature.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
Turkish Stories by Mirutsa Ilayin reviews
Translation of Türkçe öyküleri.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
yellow postits by fictitious facades reviews
i don't own postits, by the way. just making sure you know.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2007
bad luck charm by fictitious facades reviews
i kindof sortof think you're mine.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2007
Dirty Haikus by Great White Snark reviews
Feelings of love, lust, and sexual frustration expressed through haiku form.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/12/2007
you PLUS me EQUALS dream by poetic abortion reviews
[het] it's just you and me baby
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
my fish drowned by kit feral reviews
Today should have been just another Wednesday. But my goldfish died.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
hospital bar by no.peace.los.angeles reviews
emergency room tabloids of slicing hearts on grey's anatomy
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Complete
a few SMALL repairs by poetic abortion reviews
[collaboration] she came out wrong
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/21/2005
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Atlantic City Ink reviews
Scars are just tattoos with better stories.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
If You're Reading This, You Know Who It's For reviews
Have a nice life he says.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
He Smells Like Cancer reviews
I walked five miles today so I wouldn't play in traffic.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Complete
A Lie I Tell Myself So I Can LoveHate You Less reviews
The correct title is 'This Is Another Lie I Tell Myself So I Can Love/Hate You Less'.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
ILTY reviews
I'm Lying To You.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Complete
Chosen my Poison reviews
I wanted to be better. I think I only made it worse.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Complete
If Only You Knew reviews
I mean that.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
I'm so angry I don't even want to hurt myself reviews
I thought you where better than that.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
He Kissed Me Then Said GoodBye reviews
If only this could say everything I fail so hard at saying.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Complete
I'm Not The Clever Girl I Used To Be reviews
I've been removed like some infectious growth. And it doesn't hurt.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Complete
Conversations With An Away Message reviews
I still don't understand.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/11/2009
You don't need to blame me reviews
Yes, yes I am.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Complete
Don't Whatever Me reviews
Meh
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Less Than A Name, Less Than A Number reviews
What happens when your less than a number?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Complete
Snookaboo reviews
At least I don't call you that in public...yet.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
She Lied reviews
What if she screams 'RAPE' at the top of her lungs?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/5/2009
ED Doesn't Just Stand For Erectile Dysfunction reviews
This is in the love section because it's about loving yourself and your body. Or at least accepting yourself. Here's a little secret between you me and the internet, sometimes I agree with 'Nothing tastes as good as thin feels'. And that scares me.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008
Half Smile reviews
She defends me from me.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
Nothing Ever Just Goes Away reviews
He calls me names.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
He Finally Called Me His Best Friend reviews
Failure is not an option. Ever.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Complete
Not The Master Of Disguise reviews
I adapt, I can change.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Complete
Irony, It's Delicious reviews
You crush them, swallow them and digest them.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Complete
We Could Be Something reviews
...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
Ahh, Real Men Pwn Aholes reviews
Know any nice guys? I want one.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
Still Lying reviews
Same kid as in 'Burned Out At 18'
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
Little Boy Lost reviews
He said it. Said he didn't deserve me.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
He Is Not Trash reviews
I saw Babydoll yesterday.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
Burned Out At 18 reviews
Honest.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
We're A Badly Kept Secret, You&I reviews
And maybe...Maybe I don't want to stay that way.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Complete
Quixotic reviews
As vices I'm sober enough for a drug test, but not fit for casual conversation.
Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Complete
Maybe I'm Less Straight Then I Thought reviews
The little straight girl ran right into the arms of another girl.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Don't Love Me For The Lies I Write reviews
She's never met me, but she loves me.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Complete
Seagulls&Terns reviews
Don't you -dare- say I didn't try.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Complete
So Low reviews
You could stand in my self esteem and come out bone dry.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Complete
Complete With Emotional Scars reviews
I let this happen.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Bloody Wonder reviews
Trigger.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Weak Doesn't Cover It reviews
I can't defend my brother from him.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
You Don't Love Me, What I Pity I Love You reviews
When I die, I want someone to make everything I suffered for a great big cosmic joke.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
Promise reviews
Keep walking, I'll stop screaming soon.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
The Truth Is Your The Reason reviews
I'm Drunk As F-ck Right Now.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
It's All About The Green Baby reviews
Low paying government jobs FTW!
Poetry: Work - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
Pants on Fire reviews
Oh Teller of Untruths, your pants are ablaze.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
The Subtle Kind Of Sexy reviews
Her heels click across the tile.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
I'm Grateful For Every Part That Matters reviews
Even if it's just the sex.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
Fine Wine and Cheese reviews
Somethings get better with age.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
Sans Sarcasm reviews
I adore sarcasm.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
Insert Catchy Title Here reviews
Duck Tape saves the day. Hopefully.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
Hip Hop Por La Chica reviews
I was listening to Futuristic Sex Robotz.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
New Age Nonsense reviews
My palm says I'm having a lovechild.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/24/2008
Don't Merry Chritstmas Me reviews
He lost the Christmas gift I gave him.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
He Misses The Sensations, Not The Girl reviews
I understand I'll never be the one, but it would be a lie if I said I'd stopped crying.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
Naked reviews
She hates the rain, and it's been raining.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
Divide By Zero reviews
And you'll have about what I feel I equal.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
Pssh, Confessional Poetry reviews
I have this weird fear that when I'm not around people forget I exist.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
King Potato Peeler reviews
A companion piece to the third chapter of "I Said 'No' When He Couldn't Hear Me"
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
I Said 'No' When He Couldn't Hear Me reviews
The Mostly True Account Of Why I Am Not All That Nice In Real Life.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
JD to the Fourth reviews
You need a nickname that doesn't make me cry.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Lucky Me reviews
He's A Sweet Talker Alright.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Complete
Picture Frame reviews
The picture fell down the stairs today. It shattered.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Complete
Internet Fail
I did this to myself
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Published: 11/5/2008
Make That Two, Bitch reviews
Not So Nice Haiku about Babies.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008
The Words Inscribed Are Sad, The Meaning Is Worse reviews
I Was Born to Make A Fashion Statement.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
My Heart is a Humming Bird, My Chest is a Cage reviews
The truth is all you need to do is ask nice, and I'll be twisted up in knots around your fingers.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
I'll Throw Rocks At The Moon & Howl At Head Lights
I've honestly got nothing to say.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Published: 10/20/2008
This Has Been A Long Time Coming
He Still Plays Guitar And Writes Love Songs.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Published: 10/20/2008
The Far East My Praise &The Middle Has My Culture
An Asian woman gives me God trinkets.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
I Made A Deal With The Devil
I Sold My Soul For This.
Poetry: Work - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
This Is Hotter Then When Drunk Chicks Make Out reviews
Straighter Then Rainbows.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Complete
The Guy At 'Best Buy' Looks Like You reviews
But With Dreads and skinnier.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Complete
The 31st In Mexico reviews
Day of the Dead.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Complete
The Magic Word Isn't Please reviews
Swallow and Believe are synonyms.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Complete
Mind Control Will Set You Free
I'd rather die terrified then live forever.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
If I Say I'm Lying, Is It Still A Lie? reviews
Think About it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
I Still Love You Maybe I Always Will reviews
My Feelings Haven't Changed, But You Won't Have To Keep Reading About Them.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
If Time Could Stop For Me, It Would Still Be July reviews
July was when he held me for the first time. July was when we where perfect for each other.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
Dear Dad, I Don't Like You Very Much reviews
My family is a collection of websites and a boy who thinks of me as a sister.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
This Isn't Who I Ever Wanted To Be reviews
Stupid or not, it's what happened.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
Deseo Del Alama reviews
Mi primer poema en español. Por favor dígame si usted ve cualesquiera errores.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - Spanish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
When You Left You Smelt Like Old Spice Aqua Reef
I'm Happier Imagining That Stupid Silly Things Remind You Of Me.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
Boy, I Love You More Then Any One reviews
I really don't know what to say about this. Maybe nothing needs to be said at all.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
Enmies For Life Never Desert You Like A BFF Does
He says that if he had a best friend, I'd be it.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
No Place For Me With You reviews
Today he told me to date my math tutor.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
One Week From Last Week reviews
It's true. Masochism and Love can sometimes be the same.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
I Needed More Pens & I Left My Note Book At Home reviews
I Walked Across The Parking Lot With My Eyes Closed & My Music Too Loud.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
iloveyou reviews
Just Because You Don't Believe It, Doesn't Make It Any Less True.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
Breathing Is Overrated reviews
I replacing my lungs with gills.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008
Promise, We Won't Go Down Like Beached Whales reviews
Self Sacrifice Has Always Been A Specialty Of Mine.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Complete
I Have Mutiple Chemical Sensitivity Disorder
It's More Fun Then A Barrel OF Monkeys & It's Twice As Easy To Find Things To Hurt Myself With. I Swear, Someone Out There Is Jealous Of Me.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Complete
He Has This Habit Of Fasting For Religious Reasons
I'm Taking A Leaf From Him, Lets See How Long I Last.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Complete
You're Not Back, But It Feels Like You Never Left reviews
And that mixes with me like oil and water.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Complete
I see Babydoll today at 4:30 reviews
I can't keep it secret anymore, please don't tell him I told.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
My Name Should Be Jessica AIDS reviews
That's Not As Much Of A Joke As You Think.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
You're My Best Friend, & I Can't Stress It Enough reviews
I'll Make You A Calender Cling Peach, If You Make One For Me!
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Explatives Go Hear!
I Heart Homophones.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
It Tastes Like The Spice reviews
Have you ever heard that song 'Tourniquet by Rasputina? It's one of my favorites.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Surprise Parties Are Less Fun With Napalm reviews
Its the feeling you get when your skin gets cold and you suddenly need to excuse yourself so you can scribble on the bathroom walls.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
This Is A Symptom Of Self Injury reviews
I turn 18 in January.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
YouAreMyBestFriendAndILoveYou reviews
He Called me BACK! HECALLEDHECALLEDHECALLED! OMFG! HE CALLED!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Complete
By The Way, The Condom Broke reviews
Congrats, You've Got Herpes.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Complete
She's Six Years Old & Eats Her Weight In Caffeine reviews
She's my imaginary friend.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Complete
Conversations With Myself Are Never Pretty reviews
They don't end well either.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Complete
If I Was A PreExisting Person For Halloween reviews
I Think You All Know Who'd I Be.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Complete
I Can Take It reviews
I miss you. I don't know how else to tell you.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Complete
I Miss The Way Your Voice Sounds reviews
I wonder if you forgot how my voice sounds?
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Complete
I'm So Scared Right Now I Can Hardly Type reviews
You're 30 miles away and I'm dying to hunt you down and hug you so hard it hurts.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Complete
Keep Your Sticky Fingers Off My Thread
I love Lovelist!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Complete
I'm Recovering Slowly reviews
I keep pickpickpicking at my insides.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Complete
Only Stockholm Syndrome Can Save Her Now reviews
She should have known better the to wish for miracles.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Complete
Self Loathing Has Never Been So Sexy reviews
I lied when I said I hated you.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Complete
12:53 PM reviews
I have a secret fear that you all hate me.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Complete
EDNOS reviews
Today it's raining.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Complete
I Dropped My Notebook On The Bus reviews
And I Lost A Part Of Myself.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
I Pulled That Fist Sized Muscle In My Chest, reviews
Ya' Know The One...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
Bebé Del Contenedor reviews
Basura is Spanish for trash. Bebé Del Contenedor is Spanish for Dumpster Baby. I am working towards writing a haiku in Spanish!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
Did You Know That? reviews
I Wonder If You Knew.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
The Best Friend You Left Might Be Having Your Baby reviews
Any one have any nice baby names? Or an apartment for rent? Quiet knocked up college student needs cheap apartment w/ bathroom.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
To Much Of A Liar For A Promise Of This Nature reviews
This is dedicated to anyone who has ever made someone promise anything, but more specifically to those who want to do the thing they made someone else promise not to do. This is also dedicated to Isca and her poem 'Cookie Cutter Heart'.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
This Is Not A Lie reviews
I'm The Girl Who Sticks Around For The Long Hall.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
Who Thinks The Pizza Gives Up First? reviews
My Mommy Says I'm A Winner.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
Not Worth The Paper We're Printed On
Don't Build Me Up To Break Me Down.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Published: 9/18/2008
The Side Effect of Dopamine reviews
You & I Won't Ever Work Because We Both Know You're A Byproduct Of The Medication.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Complete
This Is Feels Like I Swallowed Super Glue
My vocal cords won't vibrate.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
Bot Flies reviews
They burrow in my skin.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
I'm Setting Myself On Fire
This Will Be Fun.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
Like The Sister You Knew In The Biblical Sense reviews
The Bright Side Of The Rejection You Always Knew Was Coming.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Complete
I Suspect I Made Myself Sick Today On Purpose reviews
I had a milkshake.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
What If I Told You To Stay Gone? reviews
This Isn't True At All, I Just Had To Contemplate Every Possible Course Of Action.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
Alive reviews
He's alive.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
Like The Man Who Let His Captives Gather Dust
To Choose The Best. Or To Kill.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
Like Cheap Coupons reviews
I'll put myself on sale.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
I Mean What I Say Dear reviews
When you come back, I'll still be your friend.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Complete
Nom De Plum
Saves me from ruination.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete
Please Lie To Me Just Once reviews
Tell me what I want to hear.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete
Panic! Post Traumatic
Oh Snap! Band reference. Someone's a scene b!tch.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
And the metallic river flows on reviews
crushing our beautiful bones.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
For the weak and uncaffeinated reviews
And I am neither.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
Perfect Scars reviews
A self injury haiku.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Bait Not Babe reviews
Some people make wonderful doormats. Others are excellent chew toys.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Size 13 reviews
I'd rather be a happy magic marker then a depressed pencil.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Complete
Medicated reviews
Amitriptyline and Zoloft. All the cool kids are taking them.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - Spanish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete