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Joined 07-09-06, id: 532005
Author has written 12 stories for Humor, Life, Humor, and Horror.

I'm your average high school senior. Too depressed to care and too hyper to... do something.

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About:

An old woman sat comfortably on a bench in the middle of the park. Of course, it wasn't the exact middle, the bench was off by six inches, but it was close enough.

Everyday, she comes rain or shine to chase the pidgeons before running out of breath and has to sit. After that she pulls out a loaf of bread and tries to coerice the ducks to get closer to her so that she might catch them. She always fails.

People who dare sit next to her are always asked a question or told an answer. Such examples include: "PBandJ's will rule the world!" "My toe next to my big toe is crooked!" "Craziness is something society dictates. I'm not crazy, am I?" and so forth.

Those people will stare for a few moments before quickly getting up for a sudden appointment that must be kept.

When I'm old and gray, this is the person I'd like to be. Maybe...

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Prospect Road by plumblossom reviews
Biomes School isn't Mickey's last chance: it's his only chance to get out of Gate and stay out of jail. He thinks he can save the birds. Smiling Jacinto, serious student, thinks he can save Mickey. Slash, if you care: SF boarding school story.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,061 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 7/29/2008
Changes by Sychaeus reviews
A search for the tried and true catalyst of romance stories leads to visiting the mall, because a transfer student one grade above is so not what he needs right now. Slash and yaoi warning...Rated for future chapters...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,406 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 4/8/2007
The Artz of War by Dead Decoy reviews
I'm sure every commander has his problems with being a leader, but what happens when they're given soldiers with the IQ of a waffling iron?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 67 - Words: 36,172 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 5/18/2006
Chemicals to Blind by Twisted By Design reviews
Colby is 17, cynical, and gay. After moving, he meets a girl who teaches him the meaning of friendship. Through her, he becomes comfortable with who he is and what he is, and finds himself doing something he never considered possible: falling in love.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,137 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 12/15/2005
The Alley by Switch reviews
One-shot. Very odd. Toilet seat sitting inspired. Slashy. Read it. Review it. It'll take less than 10 minutes.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2004
First Person Perspective by Raz Nic an t-Saoir reviews
Slash. An English assignment becomes much stranger as five teenagers find themselves at the centre of the murder story they chose to review. Trying to stop the killer, they find things aren't so black and white. COMPLETE!
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,537 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/30/2003 - Published: 11/6/2003
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Time's Comedy
Well, Time always hated those who waited.... Also features a rant about the screw up of the stanzasjust a small one....
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Lesson's Learned
Mr. Unicorn discovers there's more to life than sunshine and daisies. Especially when he's racking up a gambling debt.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Rapunzel reviews
Or A Modern Woman in a Fairytale Setting. Rapunzel, her hair, and her libido all has decided that they just can't wait any longer and begin a daring escape from the tower....
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete
Mondays are the Worst
Nightmares have it rough too. Especially when you have a sheep that loves to eat you and a farmer who loves to shoot at you. Its just one of those days...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
Happy Sunday Killer
The smiling man kills our corruption, leaving those who can never turn back dead in his wake. A short story in first person POV. Fun for the whole, dysfunctional family.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Complete
Crazy Old Coot reviews
Extreme short, short 100 words max. about an old guy who likes to preach about the Pie God. Oh, and scare the little kids too...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
No Sense
Dreams are said to tell us what our worries, dreams, thoughts, etc are. It's time for show and share, folks! Welcome to Slumber Land! Please enjoy your stay!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Published: 8/7/2006
German Dolls in Wait reviews
Based off of a true story where a young girl jumped off the steps with her glass doll and broke it's head off on the wooden floor.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/20/2006
Occupational Hazard
You'd better watch out. Can is hyper. And she knows how to destroy your computer (and kitchen, and notebooks, and etc.)
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Published: 7/20/2006
I Believe
For Schatzi, my wonderful, beautiful boxer. May your spirit finally run around as much as you wanted.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Published: 7/20/2006
A Not So LoveyLove Song
A poem for those who feel left out. You are not alone.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2006
The Oddest Dream
In which flowers show their demonic sides... Pantoun ) styled poem.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Published: 7/20/2006