Author has written 12 stories for Humor, Life, Humor, and Horror.
I'm your average high school senior. Too depressed to care and too hyper to... do something.
An old woman sat comfortably on a bench in the middle of the park. Of course, it wasn't the exact middle, the bench was off by six inches, but it was close enough.
Everyday, she comes rain or shine to chase the pidgeons before running out of breath and has to sit. After that she pulls out a loaf of bread and tries to coerice the ducks to get closer to her so that she might catch them. She always fails.
People who dare sit next to her are always asked a question or told an answer. Such examples include: "PBandJ's will rule the world!" "My toe next to my big toe is crooked!" "Craziness is something society dictates. I'm not crazy, am I?" and so forth.
Those people will stare for a few moments before quickly getting up for a sudden appointment that must be kept.
When I'm old and gray, this is the person I'd like to be. Maybe...