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Author has written 13 stories for Romance, Fantasy, Supernatural, and Humor.

I don't pretend to think that people are interested in my life, so I will not be posting information about me, unless there are people who actually care. I personally love to read people's stories, but aside from my friends, could give a damn about who writes them. So, without further ado, I shall post information about characters that you may want to know and how I create them.

Name: Adrian E. Robinson
Story: I Hate Feather Pillows
Age: Seventeen
Characteristics: Charming, Subservient, Meticulous, Indifferent
Result: He is always Polite, if put in control of anything does not like to be in control, he is always very through when he things of things, such as worry, and when he feels like do something is is always very careful with details. Indifference to punishment, he never really pays attention when he does something and doesn't really notice punishment, because he is so caught up in his thoughts that when something happens he forgets that it is happening as a result of something. although with Kian around he doesn't have much more Punishment than the stuff Kian dishes out.
Quirks: Refuses to wear glasses, Smokes Cigarettes
Mother's Maiden Name: Cambron
Favorite Food: Corn with chocolate sauce.
Birthday: June 11th
Family: One sister, Mother, Step mother, and Father. Grand-parents on father's side refuses to associate with him, grandfather on mother's side dead and grandmother doesn't speak english, and lives in Sweden.
Heritage: Swedish and English
Lives in: Mostly the US
Appearance: Glasses, Freckles, Blonde hair with black highlights (Or darklights), brown eyes. Very skinny. Wears a lot of girl pants and scene kid things. Hair is very straight and cannot curl. It's about to his chin in his front, short in the back. He has scars all over his body, except for his face from his past.

Name: Kian B. Poole
Story: I Hate Feather Pillows
Age: 18
Characteristics:
Wily, Clumsy, Sadistic, Short-sighted, Ornery
Result: Well, he is very Wily if you think about it. Everything he does seems to be thought out, even though it is rather quickly. Clumsy sort of got pulled out, it didn't fit my character the way I wanted to when I originally pulled that one. Sadistic, he is, he doesn't hesitate to inflict pain on other's in the slightest, although he isn't as sadistic as a true sick person. He is short-sighted, despite the fact that he is cunning and thinks things a bit, he doesn't think like Adrian and his results, such as his dad getting so angry at him for punching out Terri are not really seen, and if they are he doesn't seem perturbed by the fact that he will be punished for his actions. I think it's the first, he hates annoyance, which brings us to Ornery, where he cannot stand anything annoying and when he has to put up with something he doesn't like he gets irritated, which reflects his 2nd face, for it seems that occasionally Adrian is a bit annoying...you don't think?
Quirks: Picky-eater, Insomniac.
Favorite Food: Capers
What Would Kian Do if He was Cheated on: He might shrug and break up with the person. Most the people Kian dates are for convenience. I'm not going to comment on his relationship with Erik, it is slightly different than most of his relationships, but if I say anything about it more it will ruin the plot.
If an ultimate power granted Kian three wishes, what would they be: He would probably ask for all the stupid people to commit suicide in various funny ways, have a contest to judge who had the funniest, and then ask for an easy death, because he doesn't want to suffer when he dies.
What would Kian do if he found someone he actually liked?: He would probably be extra protective of them, more than other people, but still be himself. He would never let that person get hurt, even if they wanted to get hurt, and never let that person out of his sight, or if they were out of his sight, he would make sure he knew exactly where they are at all times.
Does Kian believe in love at first sight: Surprisingly yes. He believes if he is suited for someone he will know immediately. That doesn't mean he is going to go out with them, it just means he believes he will know. Kian is very strange.
Would Kian rather go to a party or have a romantic evening: He rather read. And no, he will not be forced to choose one. What are you idiots?
Kian Answers Strange Questions:
1) If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
-Nothing you idiot.

2) How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
-That answer is so obvious. It's because one doesn't know the fire is going and the other is trying to keep it from spreading everywhere. Next you are going to ask me how come a few careless votes can elect an idiot such as George W. Bush, and why thousands of purposeful votes can overlook the better canidate.

3) Why is the time when the traffic is slowest called rush-hour?
-Because the idiots that are driving are in a rush to get where they are and therefore everyone gets stuck in the same spot beeping horns pointlessly. Too little space for too many cars. It's a funnel effect.

4) What's the speed of dark?
-The opposite of the speed of light, because dark is the absence of light.

5) If physics can predict lottery numbers, why are they still working?
-Idiots, it's spelled psychics, not not physics, that is a type of science. The answer is they are all frauds.

6) If you run backwards will you gain weight?
-No, you are still exerting energy.

7) If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends?
-Well, one, she is not popular, but if you consider her popular you might consider she is part of 'human' trafficking because you also had to buy her, therefore you have to 'rescue' her friends from being sex slaves. Next?

8)What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice?
-Well obviously since so many people get scared half-to-death you recover as soon as you say it. Like a video game. So nothing, you just get scared.

9)Can a blind person feel blue?
-Can a brain-dead person die? Yes.

10) How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?
-Turns red. They obviously have their blood oxygenated so that it turns blue with oxygen, so they must turn red when they suffocate. Logic. Idiots.

Got a good question for Kian or Adrian, or want to know about other characters? Ask... Thats all for now FOLKS! Tata!

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Scarlet Eyes ::Old:: by LadyBookworm13 reviews
A normal, overweight bookworm is visited by a dark man, who just happens to be a Vampire Prince. Love. Lust. Blood. Everyday school trials. A bit of romance novel smut, but not too much. Gaze into...Scarlet Eyes. Deleted. To be reposted at later date.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
North Shore High School by BananeShadows reviews
Ian is an outcast in the high school hierarchy. Consistently beaten and humiliated, he is on the verge of a mental breakdown, when a lifechanging event brings him a saving grace in the form of one of his greatest tormenters. [Slash, MM]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,727 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008
Charms and Curses by Drazuki reviews
(slash) Dawn tried a love spell he saw in a movie,he never thought that Practical Magic actually worked. Until a hot male witch and his calico cat moved next door. Now there is a tangle of evil, paint, kisses, and of course, magic.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 170,015 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 10/8/2005
Cigarettes, Stalkers, and Other Orgasmic Objects by Lego Kid At Heart reviews
Winter Orion is sexy, popular, and as cold as his name suggests. He should NOT have to deal with a cruel father, superficial friends and abhorrent school plays. And who keeps on putting freakin love letters in his locker? That is SO junior high... -slash-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,773 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
Runaway Dreamer by WriteKindOfLove reviews
When Chloe runs away from her abusive, broken home she runs far, and straight into the Hunting grounds of John, a beautiful but vicious Alpha who would do anything to protect his Pack. Could her life get any worse?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 74,342 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 12/11/2006
Unknown Blood by Sukidayo reviews
My life changed on Halloween. Then there's a Vampire trying to kill me, two who are in love with me and I'm trying to find out why I have 'The Blood.' Can anyone spell confusion?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,016 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
Fragile by xtotallyatpeacex reviews
It's their fault I'm alive...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Complete
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I Hate Feather Pillows reviews
Adrian wants stability, but when his mother is pursuing being a singer, he doesn't have any of that. With his father having abused him, he refuses to stay with him. Best solution, an all Boys School. Problem? Adrian is Gay. MM. Don't Like. Don't Read.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 43,861 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
I Hate Feather Pillows: Version 2 reviews
I'm gay -- At an All boys school. My Room mate is hot -- and has a boyfriend. He sort of reminds me of Harry Potter, with his green eyes. Damn, I'm so screwed. MM / Same Story. Edited.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,307 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
Drugged For Crazy reviews
Sebastian wants out of the foster care system. He wants to never be alone. He wants his mother to take him back. Lastly, he realizes, that in reality, all he really wants, is Alice.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008
Fire and Stone reviews
Raised in a communist society opposed to all others, Mieke struggles to understand why her world is not perfect with help from a drummer who has stolen her heart.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/10/2008
Bitter Star Ver 3
Mieke has lived her entire life in a society that consists of rules that no one else in the world follows. Her culture is her life, and she never wants to leave it. Though she knows that now she has no choice.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Published: 3/24/2008
Blood Rum reviews
Mary Rachel is a witch with a past that stalks her to this day. The past always treats her with a tedious hand slipping fear and sorrow through. When her past actually does come back to stalk her, she has to use every muscle she can to avoid subcumbing to
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 8/19/2006
Ash Butterfly reviews
When Jesse meets someone he thinks is a hooker he doesn't realize just how much trouble he is causing for all his friend. What happens if the hooker isn't a hooker, but a cold blooded killer, named Ash Butterfly. RxR
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,023 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 10/26/2007
Eat Your Heart Out reviews
Kirsten is going to the Sports bar to pick up her baby brother after he gets in a huge load of trouble, when out of no where his friends start treating her like a whore. A man she met briefly on her way there saves her. R&R
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007
The Haven For an Unwanted Child reviews
I am Gillian, not Gillian Sara, not Gillian Insolitus, nor Gillian Sara Insolitus, just Gillian, and that is all I want to be, and no one cares they will never care because my mother is a whore and it's my fault for being born.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/5/2007
Gillian & Daniel
Why doesn't anyone understand, the world isn't black and white, people aren't good an evil whatever their race. Just people. No one gets it, no one sees, and just because her mother cheated on her father, it's all Gil's fault...Don't they understand?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,826 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 9/25/2007
Unsigned Contract reviews
Karol sat in the room of words, all screaming silent meanings, a wall that told her that she was about to die. Previously named Karol. Rated for Violence.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,465 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007
Dear Gabriella
When escaping the slave trade she was born into, Onna Liteman gets caught, and her best friend killed. Only by luck was she saved by someone who is more to her than she thought, He is Gabriella's older brother. Rated for violence.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,697 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007
Jaded Theories
A romantic death story entwined in your soul
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,893 - Updated: 2/20/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007
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