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Author has written 3 stories for Young Adult.

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Name: Lauren Elizabeth 'Beth'

Age: 17!

Sex: Not yet ... haha! Nah, I'm a female!

Hobbies: Reading and Writing, duh!

Recent Projects:

Opposites Attract - Finally Complete!!

Who's The Daddy? - Being written very slowly! POSSIBLE HIATUS!

The Runaways - Coming Summer '09 !! ... UPDATE 27/05/11 - Who was I kidding! This will be brought out when I'm happy enough for it to be released. I'm not overly confident with showing this story, as it is the first porper, full length story I have begun to write, verging on almost 80 pages nowadays! Therefore, when I am completely satisfied, you can see my story =D

NOTE 27/05/11 - Hey viewers, long time no write!

As you can probably tell, I haven't updated in a long time. I'm not going to feed you a bunch of excuses like many other authors do on this site, so I'm just gunna tell you straight. I couldn't be bothered!!! School's been kicking my ass and I really just didn't feel like it! I would say the customorary "But now it's coming up to summer, I'll start writing again, blah blah blah!" but I won't, because I can't promise that.

However, I can promise that I haven't died, and neither have these stories. These stories will always be a work in progress until the day I say they aren't anymore! So, please bear with me, as one day, it may be a long long time away, but one day, these stories will be finished, and rewritten, and rewritten again until they're perfect. Ta for sticking with me guys!!!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

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Note To Self: Learn Social Skills by QueenofRoses reviews
Katie was happy with her typical existence. Then, someone snaps her picture with the hottest-bachelor-under-25 and her life becomes a whirlwind of charity functions, fancy dinners, and...coming out parties... are you serious?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 6/27/2018 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Making Him Notice by awaitinglove reviews
I watch him unnoticed in my classes, but i couldn't have him, no girl could. And no, he isn't gay or anything, he's just dedicated...and hot. Me? I'm a regular, shy girl he didn't notice...until now. COMPLETE! SEQUEL IS UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,731 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Complete
Lighthouse Charlie by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
The first time I had kicked in the womb it had been when Max, a baby himself, had placed his hand against my mother's stomach. It had been the first, but certainly not the last, time I'd kicked him, and now suddenly he wasn't interested in a fight? Weird. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Private Lives, Public Property by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 3193 - Favs: 3,388 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
A Life To Pursue by ilymtwces reviews
Art calms me, Ryan McAllister. So does skateboarding. When I'm offered a job as a stunt double for the famous Zane Ryker so I could go to art school, of course I say yes. Me? Ryan? I'm a girl. SEQUEL IS OUT!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,474 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Making Him Believe by Tzotel431 reviews
MAJOR REWRITE When David needs a great favor, the use of Megan for a month pretending to be his girlfriend, he talks her into it. What happens when Megan really falls for him? Can she convince him it’s more than make believe? Or will she lose him forever?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,016 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 4/14/2008
Room 475 by dancin-in-the-rain reviews
"We don't really have a healthy relationship, Jonah. We met in a Psych ward." I sighed and pulled his arm tighter around me. "I know, Becks." He paused, and I looked up at him. "You're dying, and I tried to die. It's really... kind of perfect."
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Complete
Changes by SandersonSisters reviews
Kaitlin knows that the girl code has a lot of rules. Question. What do the rules say about dating your step-brother? Meanwhile, Natalia is learning how to trust again-though its hard trusting the one that hurt her in the first place.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
Thou Shalt Not Fall for Thy Best Friend by blindingstars reviews
Nate is every girl’s dream: smart, jock, senior, and the best looking guy in school. Too bad he knows it, dating one girl to the next. So where do I come in? Well I’m his best friend. And I'm fine with the whole 'best friend' concept. At least, I was.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,834 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 10/1/2008
Forbidden Love by SpicyPepper03 reviews
She enables him. She makes him want like no other & beg like he has no control. The power not to touch her when she walks by is to much. They are forbidden, what people say aren't right. But that doesn't stop him from crawling into her bedroom every night
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,444 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 4/24/2010
Forbidden Touch by DarkForest17 reviews
Eva works as a maid/slave for an all boys drom.Alex collions tries his hardest to make her life miserble.But what will happen when he finally claims ownership of her?"he leaned in close and smiled his wicked grin, and whispered,you finally belong to me."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,921 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/13/2008
The BabySitter And The 17 Year Old by xXxXdaisyyXxXx reviews
Suck at titles:POkay so Millicent is baby-sitting the Blanes.Fun right?Kids are amazing.Only problem.One of the "kids"is a 17 year old jerk.Can she cope with him?Lucikly she has her amazing new boyfriend.Is he all that amazing though?And is he such a jerk
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 22,947 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 4/21/2009
The Mad and The Conqueror by G0bSmackt reviews
It'd be fair to say Madison McHale has a little trouble controlling her temper. It'd be fair to say Caine Jeffries is a little bit of a player. Insert a bet, an ultimatum, dysfunctional families, meddlesome friends... and you've got yourself a love story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,240 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009
Of STDs, Caution & Apprehension by OldKatherineJames reviews
This is the old version. I've only posted it for a much needed Author's Note. :D
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,716 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Complete
The Other Side by StarlightWolf15 reviews
Blake is the hottest new up and coming actor who everyone worships, but he is tired of his life and needs a break. He decides to travel home for a few months to wind down from his job. Then he meets Sky his little brothers best friend.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010
Welcome to Heartbreak by Nereids reviews
He was arrogant and heartless, had everything and wanted nothing. Just like his bitter father. She was just an 18-year-old girl, who had just lost everything and now had the job to work for them as a maid. The only rule? Don't fall for him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 257,664 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Complete
Good Girl Going Crazy by hotcheri reviews
[COMPLETE] I'm a good girl. I get A's. I don't give my mom problems. So how did I get in a shouting match with this cute guy in the Principals office? And why did my Math teacher pair us up for tutoring? Doesn't he realize that's a recipe for chaos? [SEQUEL UP] *FAIR WARNING* This story is 8 years old and is cliche with some cringe-worthy dialogue and scenes. Read at your own risk!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 138,647 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
In love with my kidnapper by GoodNightGorgeous reviews
Abigail hates her life.She wished her parents would love her and not their wealth and fame.Pretending to be a daughter she's not,Abigail is kidnapped at a party her parents host.Not only is this kidnapper handsome, he's not human either.Chp12up!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,827 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008
The Elements of Flight by PlutoIsTooAPlanet reviews
Elita just started at a new school when she meets Aerin, who introduces her to a world she has never known. Literally. Pursued by monsters and an evil tyrant, Elita struggles to keep her sanity- and her sarcasm- intact. COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,535 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Complete
Shattered Lives by Saneperson92 reviews
A girl whos adopted father abuses her in many ways. Everything changes though when she meets Jeff, a boy who would do anything for her, but will she let him?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,987 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Complete
Only the Benefits by dancin-in-the-rain reviews
I hate you," he hissed. Rolling my eyes, I said, "The feeling is mutual." He shook his head, looking over my shoulder. Eyes growing wide, he whispered urgently, "Kiss me!" I blinked. "WHAT?" I asked, eyebrows up. "Kiss me, now!" He ordered, bending down.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,430 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Play That One Love Song? by xXxXdaisyyXxXx reviews
Sent away to live with a family I have never metWhen I get there it turns out the boy Im living with is amazingly gorgeous.Him and his friends are in a band and they want me to join.A lot to take in.Im going to need lots of Twizzlers & Orange juice.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 29,002 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Complete
You Belong With Me by tifaniamber reviews
Scott and Leah have been bffs since kindergarten. Now their seniors in high school, and they're closer than ever.But when they realize they have feeling for eachother, what will happen? When Scott gets a girlfriend, will Leah be able to handle it? R/R ple
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Complete
Pulse by Shayne.B reviews
Ryan Winters was accustomed to spending her summers at her Aunt's ranch for the 'criminally' rich running the horse barn and dealing with the wants and needs of the riding guests. What she wasn't accustomed to was befriending a certain boy and his family.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,912 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 5/28/2008
Playing with Fire by misswonderlnd reviews
Leah had gotten pretty good at being invisible. Her older brother Luke, however, decides it is time to rekindle the friendship they once had. And he isn't the only one- his best friend Cameron seems determined to rediscover Leah too. But in what way?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,893 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
Fate by Vinnie K reviews
Andy pulled back slightly, "What are you doing?" "Well, I was planning on kissing you. But if you want to go straight to the raw shagging, then that's fine by me too."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Complete
Stripping You and Your Love by Nereids reviews
Kimberly was a responsible 22-year-old woman. Her parents died two years ago and she has since then kick-started her life. But what happens when moving in with her little sister to where two young and handsome guys live is the only option? Can she keep her stripper job a secret from all three of them and move on with her life?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 271,161 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Complete
Stuck In A Bathroom With You by J.S. Goldberg reviews
Have you ever been stuck in a room with someone you hate?Try being stuck in a bathroom with that person...while the party of the year is happening downstairs.Please R&R.Rated T just in case.[COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,506 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Complete
Subtle Changes by SimplyPink reviews
Throughout their lives, Aubrianne and Brent have been stereotyped as the naive cheerleader and the quiet rebel. Yet, they have been inseparable since kindergarten. Now that they're beginning their adult lives, unexpected changes enter their friendship.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,789 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Complete
Addicted to You by anonymous reality reviews
Sienna is the new girl. The new girl hopelessly in love with the hottest boy imaginable. The problem: he's a scene kid and he and his friends are only interested in her because she's the starring player in their ultimate getback scheme.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 132,408 - Reviews: 2696 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Complete
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Opposites Attract reviews
After getting in trouble, Daniel must now attend Dance class with his enemy. They used to be friends, and soon that hatefull veil is taken away from Daniel's eyes, and he soon realises that he's falling for the girl. But problems soon arrive. T for safety
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,117 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Opposites Attract REWRITE reviews
Original on profile-Daniel and Lynette hate each other. They used to be good friends until one summer turned them into enemies. Now, they are thrust back together, much to their dismay. But what will happen when this time allows their feelings to rekindle
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2011
Who's The Daddy? reviews
Tara Palks was dared to sleep with seven boys by her enemy. She didn't think anything of it, until the seventh boy happened to be her best friend, Carter. And what'll she tell them when she fall's pregnant? Life's fast becoming a nightmare!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,021 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009