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Author has written 2 stories for Romance.

Let's have fun with words about bodies, especially when they're together. I know a lot about that. Bodies, boobs, butts, brunch, beer, & B vitamins.

I have tons of stories in my head, and pieces typed, but mostly they don't start from the beginning, and that would be weird to post chapters mid-story and work backward.

I'm a girl, so mostly my new story is about girls and the boys and girls they hook up with. Is anything autobiographical? Is anything a little far-fetched? Yes and Yes.

Braless in Boobland - I'm putting it here because if I don't then I will never finish and that will make me crazy. It will switch focus from one couple to the next and instead of making separate stories, they are woven together because there is way too much overlap. My apologies. It's a mess. No virgins. No real vampires but there is a sparkly ginger with a big smile. Not many undergarments. If the title sounds childish, just wait til you read the dialogue - it is even more immature.

There are probably rules about referencing names and stuff that are real, but this is smut, right? So it doesn't count? Not really based on real people, except a certain Jane Doe who deserves to have her story retold and those ass-hats get royally punished. Sooooo close to getting her fictional character introduced in an upcoming chapter - she even wears underwear! So weird. Who does that?

Current issue to resolve: I hate that the guys' last name (and the name of their terrible politician father) is the real last name of a sitting politician who is in nearly the same location, and I dare not tarnish Auntie's name with my garbage story. Originally it was not set in LA, but scattered up and down the CA coast. Writing about TSA patdowns is boring, so I put them all in the same neighborhood. Ugh.

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Covet by BKGal-24 reviews
Complete but removed
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 2/1/2020 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Complete
Vertigo by Carmel March reviews
Life was complicated enough. Her job required a clearance, several passports, and lying to her boyfriend. When she gets mixed up with the CIA's fifth Most Wanted, she has to go undercover with her partner as his fiancée. It doesn't help that he's overprotective, that they have to sleep in the same bed, or that he manages to get into that little compartment behind her heart. [FIN]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 173,148 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Complete
The Bargain by marzydotes reviews
Emma had misgivings when her fiance took a job with a mysterious businessman and that was before she discovered the bargain...what will she do when she finds out?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 90,314 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 2/24/2011
So Much to Learn by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 9,369 - Reviews: 3002 - Favs: 3,670 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Private Lives, Public Property by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 3193 - Favs: 3,391 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Money Well Spent by sarahwj reviews
After continual pressure from her mom, 21 year old Jessica Martin in an act of desperation hires an escort to play her boyfriend on a trip home for Thanksgiving. When she hired Justin Campbell she wasn't expecting a hottie, that made her body sing.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,892 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Complete
The Ass in Assassination by Faedora reviews
She was sent to kill him. He was supposed to die upon their first meeting. Too bad he had inherited the cat's nine lives. Now he's blackmailing her and she finds herself falling for a guy who hates her guts. True love has never been so complicated.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,395 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 7/19/2006
AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE? Good Thing You're Beautiful by Kayleenxx reviews
Audrina Laurens has led a less than perfect life, and after a tragedy, she's forced to move in with the all too perfect Aliceas. But Audrina learns that arranged marriages arent all bad, and that falling in love is all too easy. But is love enough?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 85,850 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 1/9/2008
The Country Girl by Chalk Talk reviews
“No can do!” She laughed; she was already yanking her shirt off, standing in her jeans and a sports bra. Timmy shook his head, she didn’t mean to tease but damned if she wasn’t. She was standing there, her perfect little body with curves that wouldnt stop
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 90,144 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Complete
A Marriage Of Convenience by Spooky152 reviews
She thought arranged marriages were for princesses and girls in India. Boy, was she ever wrong. COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 98,917 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 3/1/2003 - Complete
My Anything But Ordinary Summer by morganelena reviews
Taken down. Only two author's notes inside. :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 7/28/2005
Nameless by rockstarbeautiful reviews
She's the kind of girl your mother warned you about: fast, easy, and drunken. Her parents are never around, and she feels as though all boys are the same. That is, until she meets Lucas, who shows her she can be the person she always wanted. REWRITE.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,880 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 5/30/2005 - Complete
Meet Katiana by Katherine Willow reviews
Meet Katiana. She likes drugs, sex, and her hair color. She hates everything else, including her Alist parents, her weight, and her friends. [rated M for explicit language, sexuality, eating disorders, drug use, etc.] Long but a really easy read.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 34,676 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 9/30/2006
Once Upon a Time? by Singer of the Firesong reviews
Taima isn't happy. She's being forced to live at Dyani Palace, attend 'princess lessons', and deal with arrogant boys. Why, you might ask? Because the Prince of Dyani is in search of a bride. The catch: No one knows who the Prince is.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,918 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006
Heaving Bosoms by Queen Anabella reviews
Lust...passion...love, but mostly just lust. The passion novel of all passion novels. Bosoms will heave and pants will rise!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,655 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 4/25/2006
Stand By Me by nodoubts reviews
Natalie Campbell can't resist her gorgeous new student. Ashley Campbell thinks she's finally found true love. Having snagged two Campbells, the mature mother and her beautiful daughter, Parker Emroy might just be the luckiest guy alive.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2006
Reason and Romance by Myrika reviews
Adrian Blake is tired of looking for that perfect romance, but when she meets Alex Montgomery, she forgets all reason. And yet she can't forget he's her new stepbrother. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 4343 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Complete
November Coming Fire by Kathrin Z reviews
A boy named Shadow tries to re-ignite a childhood friendship with the girl next door after her twin brother dies, then is confronted by a dark secret. Please R&R! Even if you don't have all good things to say! (rated M for cursing and one sex scene)
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2006
That's So Abnormal by formally exit 5 reviews
COMPLETE! Most girls like the quarterback. Me? I like the carpenter at the historic village where I work. Oh, and all the other 1750s girls think I'm the town slut. And I was THIS CLOSE to being hired at Dunkin Donuts. Damn it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,989 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 5/31/2006
The Long Road by rockstarbeautiful reviews
Hayden Brent thought the summer before her senior year would be the best ever, but the truth is her life is falling apart... and no matter what she tries, she can't keep it together. FINISHED.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,719 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006
Seeing Through Tears by Behind-these-eyes reviews
Anna develops a fear for romantic relationships due to her father’s constant abuse. So what happens when she unintentionally attracts the attention of a mysterious bad boy? *On Hold for editing.*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,103 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004
Hunting Jude by Bright Jones reviews
Emma's best memories of childhood were with the Hunter clan, the huge, boisterous family of her best friend Faith - now she has a chance to spend Christmas with all of them again. And to let brooding Jude Hunter know that she's no longer a little girl!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,538 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/29/2003 - Published: 1/4/2003
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Braless in Boobland reviews
She's been in love with him since she was a kid and now that he's back in the country, she's eager to get him naked, but she has a boyfriend. Boohoo. Rated for terrible grammar, constant vulgarity, drugs, sex, scientists, politicians, porn, boobs, dick jokes, and some nasty TW/CW business: violence, sexual violence, self harm, murder, blood, and terrible people.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,906 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 6/23/2018
Cat's Mysterious Malibu Adventure with Not A Cult reviews
Cat (Just Cat, short for nothing) finds herself in the company of dozens of beautiful men and women all dressed in white, including Hot Actor Jack, after she has an accident (well, she thinks she does) on her first date with Jack.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/29/2006