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Joined 07-13-06, id: 532710, Profile Updated: 01-31-10
Author has written 2 stories for Romance.

Name: Just call me Surreal. Everyone else online does.

Age: Somewhere between the ages of born and died.

Location: In that one town that you can find in that one country on that one planet in that one galaxy... you get the picture.


To fans of Rash Reactions: (8/3/09)

I'm not writing a sequel (yet) but you CAN expect a new story to make its debut sometime this month dealing with Shane and Hale. Yay!

(1/5/10)

Okay so OBVIOUSLY that story has not made its debut yet... I kind of forgot about it. Teehee? I'll get on that after I finish Precarious.


Beta: Okay so normally, I beta. I've been a beta for xPrettyXxRadx, for example. Highly recommend those stories, I tell you. But anyway. Basically, right now, I have no time. I'm about to graduate, I have college next year, egads I have no life, blah blah blah. You get the picture. I'll pick it up eventually... but for now? Unfortunately, I cannot. Insert sad face here.

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Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3063 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 1,766 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
Stop Stalking Me! by Burlesque Graffiti reviews
So my name is Calen. I'm 21 and I'm an aspiring artist. Oh and I have a stalker. A rich, hot stupid stalker who won't leave me alone because I crashed into his car. Yeah...Great.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,203 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 11/15/2008
Slave to Dawn, Master to the Twilight by Marinus reviews
A slave, born and bred for pleasure must overcome his own fears and help his master open his heart once more. All the while, however, relationships between two vast empires are deteriorating the clock is ticking and the War of Days draws nigh MM Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 73 - Words: 250,661 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Complete
One Week Ago by Pretty Rad reviews
Sequel to Two Days Ago. Slash. Cade’s been acting weird, and I can’t figure out why. But I know it all started one week ago when his Super Rainbow Stalker showed up at his door at 8 in the morning and—oh. That twink is going down.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,925 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Complete
Love is Strange by Fao reviews
When a boy moves with his mom from his home in the crowded city to a small town in the middle of nowhere Texas, what will he find? Who knows. Maybe a love that he thought could never happen, and probably shouldn't be. But love is, well.. strange. mm slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 186,074 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
The Band Geek's Dictionary by Ryette reviews
SLASH. What's a band geek to do when he has a crush on his best friend, fantasies about making out on marimbas, and a nosy sister who bribes him with snickerdoodle cookies? Band sure is wild! Like American Pie Band Camp, only better. Really.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,377 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
Prison Bitch by Andro234 reviews
when 17 year old Aidan is sent to prison for a crime he did not commit, he must sell his body to his powerful cellmate for protection. M/M D/s
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,182 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Complete
What a Coincidence by Pretty Rad reviews
Slash. Jonas is the biggest homophobe in school. But what happens when he finds out the ever popular, bisexual Cody has a crush on him? Well, probably the same thing that happens to Mitchell when he finds a lost journal and reads it. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,523 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
Hard Candy by Venustas iaceo reviews
[Slash ask before putting on c2] Uh oh! When Modest's father dies, he suddenly finds himself involved in the Russian mob, but to make matters worse he happens to be in love with the Don's son, Nikolai.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 131,855 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 4/28/2006 - Complete
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Precarious Liaisons reviews
Julian, a high school senior, meets a hot guy at work one day and they start dating. Simple, right? Right. Well, until he finds out the guy is his new history teacher, anyway. Then it gets tricky. SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,991 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 5/14/2009
Rash Reactions reviews
Rylan is the lead singer of Rash Reactions, and has sworn off of relationships due to the torture he went through in his past. It's just unfortunate that he's suddenly falling for the lead guitarist, who also happens to hate him. SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,316 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
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