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High Conversations on Cosmic Inflation by Happy Hippie reviews
Two years after a leaked sex tape ruins his life, number theory enthusiast and former jazz prodigy Braden is living at home, getting stoned every night to PBS specials, and perceptually hurtling towards death at an increasingly alarming rate, but even the most eccentric introvert is bound to meet his soulmate eventually, even if he doesn't want to admit it. M/M.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 385,275 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/4/2016 - Published: 12/18/2014
Thrash Unreal by xanthofile reviews
bisexual. I wasn't supposed to be admiring my brother's sloppy seconds. There's probably some kind of rule about that. Don't sleep with a coworker on the day of your brother's funeral, and don't look at his boyfriend and wish he'd been yours instead. Especially when you've had the guy's mother. It's gotta be etched in stone somewhere. one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,177 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Complete
Stop The World by XscaryXnightmareX reviews
I hate romance and everything about it, so why does my one-night-stand want to show me there is romance in return for letters of my name? SLASH. With each romantic gesture Sydney shows the main character gives him on letter of his name, in order. They have one week. Will they stay together or kill each other first?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,900 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Complete
Tenacious Contingency by cywsaphyre reviews
Aaron was your typical playboy university student. Wesley was his socially inept best friend's older brother. Falling in love was never even supposed to be a passing thought. Too bad life didn't care.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,012 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Complete
Suck on This, Bitch by Pretty Rad reviews
But I know the truth/You're nothing but a sorry fake/Who pretends she can't sleep at night/Just to get pity from the ones she hates...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Complete
Dimples and Dragons by Caseus reviews
It's not that surprising that the kid who plays Dungeons and Dragons is hitting on Brenda-- what's surprising is that she's actually starting to fall for him. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Complete
The Goatherd by xanthofile reviews
Slash. A young man is sold by his father to a local goatherd for a tankard of wine. Complete.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,503 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Complete
Rhapsody in E Major by Road to Anywhere reviews
Hi! Ethan Jacobs here! I'm a totally average high school junior. Okay...maybe not. I'm valedictorian, a complete band nerd, a spazz, and I drive a tiny lime green car. My best friends are gay, but I'm totally not. Hey...the new boy is pretty cute... Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 121,158 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Complete
Love is Strange by Fao reviews
When a boy moves with his mom from his home in the crowded city to a small town in the middle of nowhere Texas, what will he find? Who knows. Maybe a love that he thought could never happen, and probably shouldn't be. But love is, well.. strange. mm slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 186,074 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Highrise by Sabe reviews
Slash. After taking in his 3-year-old niece, Matthew Gilbert's social life has been less than exciting. Then he befriends Caleb, an easygoing firefighter who's perpetually avoiding his girlfriend, and things get considerably more interesting for him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,992 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008