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Joined 07-16-06, id: 533114
Author has written 5 stories for Romance, Young Adult, and General.

Why, hello.

I am a rather twisted—hence the name— sort of fellow, who can’t seem to write anything without everybody dying at the end, and I like to use fun words such as fellow to describe myself.

I have a phobia of my father seeing anything that I’ve written, and I enjoy climbing tall cliffs on a remote island without a harness.

I am petrified of heights.

Disney makes me laugh, books make me cry, my friends make me want to shoot myself.

I have a curious fixation on all things Les Mis, and an obsession with the word mischievous.

I do Relay for Life every year, and every time I type the word ‘for’ I need to retype it, because I always write ‘fro’. Barring that last time, but that was because I was trying.

I love to scheme and think of grand ideas for stories and books, but I never follow through, unless I find myself stuck in a bathroom with a computer without internet and a gun.

I have attacked someone with a plunger before (guess the situation).

I like to sail, read, and smell tea.

I am a bookworm and a not-so-in-the-closet nerd. Don’t believe me? I read Shakespeare. Willingly.

I am taking down Born to Be because it sucked, and am going to put up my NaNoWriMo novel when I get around to it, once the editing is done. I like this a lot more than I did Born to Be.

My one-shots are awfully depressing, and I haven’t looked at them in a long, long while, but read them if you wish.

In fact, if you don’t want to be depressed, you really ought to leave this page right now. I already said: I have an inability not to kill off my characters at the end of things. Even if I don’t mean to, it happens somehow.

I love, love, love constructive criticism, and if you give me help on my work I will repay the favor whenever I find the chance… or I will take pains not to return the favor, if that’s what you want. But don’t bother with the one-shots, I’m never looking at them again.

I love the Cheshire Cat and I maintain that Alice in Wonderland is the scariest movie ever made.

Adding on to my unhealthy obsessions, my favorite play is Sweeny Todd. No, I have not seen the movie, NO, I did not decide this when I found out that Johnny Depp played Sweeny. It’s been my favorite since last year.

Yes, the cannibal thing makes me laugh, in a morbid, rather disturbing way.

Happy Unbirthday!

... Unless it's your birthday, in which case I can have no fun in my Alice in Wonderland allusion.

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Twin Moons by iamthedave reviews
The tale of Brianna, a young woman charged with doing the impossible saving her Guild from itself.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 127,373 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Complete
Lily Payne by Kristina Suko reviews
I have never understood Lily Payne. My first memory of her senseless and horrific nursery rhymes and maniacal laughter began the moment she learned to talk.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,269 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
Apology by Spazifiedcheerio reviews
I tried to write a poem about friendship as per my friend's request, but it didn't turn out so happy. If you are not fond of angsty poetry i would advise not to read this. Reviews are valued!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Complete
The Secret Keeper by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
She rose out of the sea like the foam coated goddess Aphrodite, a marine figure of water and sand and unearthly beauty. She was his Secret Keeper.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/29/2006
Euthanasia by Spazifiedcheerio reviews
There was a man inside my head. This is his story.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Complete
Letters from a toothpick fiend by Plinky reviews
Sophia, 17, mad as a demented bucket, writes a bunch of thoughts and sends them to a random address, because ... well, just because. What happens, though, when someone writes back? And who's the hot new guy at school?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,688 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005
The Cellist by pseudonym-of-mine reviews
She plays cello by the dead, you know...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/11/2006
Men's Rights by An Inside Joke reviews
We've all heard of women's rights, but what about men's rights? One shot.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
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Two O'Clock AM reviews
A poem I wrote for English class, about two o'clock in the morning.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
Shifty Eyes reviews
Oneshot. A 1920's cop gets paid off not to bust a speakeasy. R&R!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Foam reviews
oneshot. A twist on the Little Mermaid sorta half the Disney version. R&R, please!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
Empty reviews
oneshot. A twist on Beauty and the Beast. depressing... R&R please!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
Weeping Willow reviews
oneshot. A huge twist on the classic tale of Cinderella. R&R, please!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
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