alishkapishhide bio
Author has written 3 stories for Romance, and Humor. APRIL 2009 ...And I'm back, just over one year after my last profile update. I am starting a new project experimenting with the more formal 18th to 19th century style of writing. The project, which is currently titled "The Crossing" (the title will be changed), is my first big project after a long time. My Michael and Anna story, unfortunately, was written during a time when I was trying to make a foray into humour. As it turns out, some things only sound great when spoken out loud and pale when typed up in 12-point Arial font. Overall, it just didn't turn out the way I wanted it too. I may go back to it at some point and change it a bit, but for now, I am going to concentrate on sticking with this new story. I have posted a test chapter to see the response to the introduction and the style. Once I have the whole first chapter written, I will separate the prologue and start using a story format. Please review and let me know what you think. Even though I took a HUGE break from writing, I never left this site, and am avidly following Through Me (by the author of False Facades), which is turning out to be an AMAZING story. Please check it out! ALSO!! I suggest you check out my favourite stories...and basically the reason I'm at fictionpress. The following stories rule the realm of teenage romance: All except Swish are finished. Don't start Avery or The Reality of Fairytales or Life is Beautiful unless you are free all night to read. Avery Susan Sanders is not an Ass Life is Beautiful When you own the Universe - and anything written by Secretive. Honestly I would read it if she typed up the phonebook and put it online. Swish The Reality of Fairytales False Facades and THROUGH ME Chemistry |
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Swish by lovelyhead reviews
He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn't know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won't let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,320 - Reviews: 3503 - Favs: 2,914 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Nobody Said It Was Easy by Secretive reviews
Sequal to QoaQR: Nobody said love was easy...then again no one mentioned the mind games, precocious kids, homicidal inventions, therapy, or as much stalking as is going on. I feel woefully misinformed...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,441 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 9/5/2006
Standing On the Edge by Secretive reviews
Rosaline thought she knew him and what she knew, she hated. But Javier isn't the kind of guy you get to know easily nor is he the kind of guy who is what he seems. He needs her more than she or even he understands. If only she would realize...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,142 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 2/4/2007
Brown Eyes by xoxluurve reviews
It's like we're more than just friends but still less than lovers, you're oh so tough, but I want to be your first weakness. Here we go again with the mixed signals and second thoughts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,104 - Reviews: 4229 - Favs: 2,326 - Follows: 1,966 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 7/22/2006
Through Me by Maeven reviews
So his friend was the one who got the crossdressing girl in the all boys school. Like Tristan Harland is ever the type to lose out, especially not to some girl who stalked him all the way from China. Problem is, she isn't exactly the type to lose either.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 176,563 - Reviews: 2554 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
All Along by KNE reviews
Neely Donovan isn’t interested in the whole popularity ordeal considering that her twin brother was one of the hottest guys that attended their school. But falling for the most popular guyand her bro's best friend was the last thing on her mind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 211,055 - Reviews: 4836 - Favs: 3,698 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2004
Life Is Beautiful by arachibutyrophobia reviews
Story taken down due to piracy concerns. My apologies.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2134 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Complete
Finish Me Off by Larentia reviews
Scarlett's wicked stepmother sent her to a finishing school, in Ireland! The principal's devilish son wasn't helping either. And Ireland truly is magical.. Can they fight the past, present & future together?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,080 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 10/16/2005
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7268 - Favs: 6,339 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3509 - Favs: 4,201 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
In the Shadow of Obsidian Empire by Katie-Maude reviews
Entering her final year of high school, Kaitlyn Anderson has everything going for her, but it isn't easy being perfect. As her life starts to fall apart, she turns to the least likely person, Ash Stevens. COMPLETE. Has been plagiarized see profile.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,692 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Complete
K for Catcher: Rough Draft by Talyn Gray reviews
Removed by author.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 13,671 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Complete
Chemistry by stroke in a can reviews
REMOVED // He’s Adam, she’s Eve. How could this not work?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Complete
Avery Susan Sanders is not an Ass by Justice Bana reviews
Avery Sanders should have been pleased that she received a full ride to Verminton University, one of the most prestigious colleges around. All goes well until she meets Jack Shanahan. He's rich, arrogant, and his father is paying for Avery's education.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,808 - Reviews: 2479 - Favs: 2,685 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Complete
That's What I Meant To Say by shuushuu reviews
If I’d known that he had purposely stuck out his foot I would have been more careful. But he had caught me off guard and that’s how I ended up on the classroom floor with a very painful butt. COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,986 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Complete
Welcome to the House of Madness by myfutureme reviews
So you live with one disgustingly happy girl, and five guys. All is well and dandy of course, but then one of these guys develops an interest in you. You suddenly realise that stormy grey eyes and flirtatious advances are going to be very hard to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,899 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 10/30/2005
Was I Out of My Mind? by Wonka reviews
There's no one Fate loves to screw with more than Hayden Masterson. With an exciting trip to Rome, Italy placed before her, how could the summer go wrong? Simple. His name is Noah, and he's realized the error of his ways. ON HIATUS!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,696 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 8/17/2006
Quandaries of a Quirky Romantic by Secretive reviews
She's a hopeless romantic that is terrified of falling in love. Quirky? You have no idea... He's misunderstood purposely so and has a past. A dark one. So...what happens when their small town matchmaker decides they're destined for each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,930 - Reviews: 1884 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
It's Snowing Again by Wonka reviews
Hayden Masterson- unpopular, shy, and awkward. Noah Vaughan- everything Hayden's not. Hayden wouldn't have accepted the Leite's request to babysit their daughter if she knew Tammy Lee was Noah Vaughan's niece. Finished
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,774 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 5/22/2006
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4213 - Favs: 2,526 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 3,454 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
Resisting Him by Master of the Chimps reviews
Mac is forced to tutor Heath who is one of the hottest guys at school She is possible the ONLY girl that doesnt like Heath and to him, thats NOT a good thing. So Heath decides to try and use all his charm.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,868 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/2/2006 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Complete
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 4,123 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
The Courting of Aviahnna Rubenne by Blazing-moon reviews
*Okay, I lied...Epilogue up* The plots of Aviah and the many doomed suitors that attempt to court her. She outwits all but one of them, and he happens to be the worst of all. (She'll learn her lessons. ) R/R! *Not meant to be historically correct* :)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,887 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 7/20/2002
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The Crossing: temporary title
Test Chapter. Follows the journey of servant Aceline Dupont as she crosses the English Channel for the first time in nine years to return to her estranged homeland and confront her past; in Paris, France. 18-19th century literature style writing.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Published: 4/5/2009
Disney Never Saw it Coming reviews
Cinderella. Anna Drewitz lives the life everyday. And yet, she has no evil stepmother and no fairy godmother. Only a Prince that annoys her beyond belief. Disney can learn a thing or two about fairytales just ask Anna. [on a big hiatusrenovation, sorry!]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,458 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006
The Blueberry Man reviews
When the blueberries take over the world.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/24/2006