hvnolife
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Joined 07-21-06, id: 533783
Author has written 11 stories for Humor, Mystery, and Fantasy.

This is hvnolife or some random stranger who has managed to hack there email. Get away crazy maniac. Hey, I'm speaking to myself. They should not let me near a keyboard.

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The True Story of Humpty Dumpty reviews
Ever wonder how Humpty Dumpty ended up sitting on top of the wall that fateful day? Here's what really happened. Many guest appearances of other fairy tale characters.Really funny. Read and review please. Final Chapter up! It's long!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,522 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
The Truth about Thanksgiving
Pilgrims and Indians, yeah right. This is the truth, not the lie told by historians. Had the idea a while ago
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Complete
Fear the Legend
A story about urban legends and fear. Is your worst fear worth dying for. Try to guess who the killer is in this murder mystery. Please R&R. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,594 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Complete
Nazi Soda Machine reviews
In a small town there is something horribly wrong with the soda Machine. Based on a true story....Kinda. Reveiw please.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Complete
Something at My Door
What strange figure is at my door? Read and find out. Rated T just cause I rate everything T.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Published: 10/31/2006
Geraldo reviews
I love the name Geraldo. A bunch of pointless stories using the name. Please read.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006
What boredom does to me reviews
Pointless stories that don't fit into my other ones. Funny, and insane, title explains my inspiration. Please R & R.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006
Blocked Calls reviews
Remember those heartfelt moments between grandparents and there grandchilderen. This story doesnt have anything close to that. It's funny, weird, insane but not sentimental. Please R&R.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 8/20/2006
Foosball dreams reviews
What if Foosball was a real sport. Meet the team that is a little weird And alot insane. Please read and review
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/14/2006
Fairy Tale News reviews
Who saids the news can't be interesting? You'll never watch the news the same again. Please read and reveiw.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 7/26/2006
My version of Fairy tales reviews
The Fairy tales that we grew up hearing just got alot stranger.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 7/24/2006
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