The Cabbage Patch Kid
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Joined 07-24-06, id: 534164
Author has written 8 stories for Family, General, Love, Sci-Fi, Song, and Politics.

I am like an old tea cosy. Dreary, warm, worn.

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On politics reviews
Gordon Brown, texture like SunPat peanut butter...
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Waiting reviews
On a medical treatment that makes you feel like a waterfilled balloon on a cold day.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Hollow reviews
If I could send you words today, these would be them
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Complete
The greeting song
Hello!
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Published: 9/2/2006
You know my name reviews
Scifi satire on celebrity hero worship [Oneshot]
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Complete
Sin man am I reviews
On not having met the love of my life yet
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/20/2006
A study in self pity by one of the lucky ones
Something I wrote when I was really really down one day.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Published: 8/20/2006
Pretended Huff reviews
A poem I wrote to my Mum when she took the micky out of the plot for my novel.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/20/2006