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Joined 07-26-06, id: 534451, Profile Updated: 05-03-09
Author has written 50 stories for Love, Life, Essay, Religion, Fantasy, Family, Humor, General, Nature, and Politics.

I'm Kelsey. I write bad poetry.

I haven't written anything in a while though, but maybe that's all for the better.

I love reviews because I love attention, either positive or negative. Flame me or flatter me, tell me what you think.

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Retaliate reviews
Do not tie me up or hold me down
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
Give in reviews
Not my best. Not a high point in my life.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2008
Watch out! reviews
She's headed for the stairs!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
I am a robot reviews
You are a mechanic
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3/5/2008
Don't tell me reviews
About my misuse, or abuse of words.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
The Iguana Effect reviews
Your hand smears my scales...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
You were once reviews
Babies are gross. I'm never having them.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Friday Night Freak Outs reviews
Makeshift vibrator
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
You knew reviews
The cruelest of murderers was once the best of lovers
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Between me reviews
Your heartbeat on my spine
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
The beach reviews
What I miss about home. Read Landlocked and this will make more sense.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Three Lines later reviews
Don't cut her another one.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
Smoke break reviews
FILL me.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Complete
PaperFace reviews
PaperFace
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
For the life of me reviews
I can't get out
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Exhale reviews
Don't get used to it.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
About Prozac reviews
the stuff that's not in warning lables.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Landlocked reviews
I am leaving the ocean. And it scares me fucking shitless.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
Drive reviews
She drives with the windows and her hair down
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Complete
What she does reviews
Do not, girl, do not destroy yourself. An autobiography.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Highspeed reviews
It was a high speed car crash.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete
Balls of string reviews
The way we entwine...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
Come and go reviews
You came and left within the hour
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Hold reviews
Hold it steady, baby.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Complete
Let's Drive reviews
Just. Drive.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Complete
Calculate reviews
You calculate
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Complete
Shift reviews
Drive fast
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
Black Holes reviews
Black holes
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2006
she pretends reviews
Her soul exsits in laundry...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Licking wounds clean reviews
Breakups and makeups
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Complete
Where I have you is what you wanted reviews
Drugs and sex; you'll never remember. But that's what you want.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/13/2006
I call this one My fauxdepression reviews
I'm sick of everyones depression. Especially 12-year olds who think they've seen it all.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9/12/2006
Oh, darling! reviews
Oh, darling,/I thought you knew/that this was not/ out of love for you! (rated for content)
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/6/2006
she was all reviews
Suicide and sex
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/5/2006
Tonight is disconnected from tomorrow reviews
What matters tonight won't even exist in the morning. Rated for implications (if you get them)
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8/30/2006
Hard night reviews
It was a hard night and it's going to be a even worse day
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/28/2006
Fast Girl reviews
Fast Girl
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/23/2006
When I grow up reviews
A little bit silly
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2006
Your eyes reviews
Let me pretend to be interested
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2006
She sees truth through a kaleidoscope reviews
See title
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/21/2006
In time reviews
What we'd do to fall for someone
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/19/2006
For my Daddy reviews
Written years ago for my father. It's rather personal...
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2006
What he saw reviews
Some other boy gets the girl
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Complete
Slutterfly reviews
Reading this will make you feel durrrrrty
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/16/2006
Untitled reviews
I do not believe in God. This just came to me, do not misinterprate it.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8/16/2006
Cut into a nightmare reviews
This is not a real experience, only something we dream about.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/16/2006
Clearcut cleanbreak Case reviews
Love hurts to the point of dying for it.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2006
What you wrote for me What you think reviews
Lies Lies Lies!
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/16/2006
Management reviews
Life's all about just getting by
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/7/2006
In another's Company reviews
Faster, faster, release, and of couse "I love you"
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2006
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