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Joined 07-26-06, id: 534451, Profile Updated: 05-03-09
Author has written 50 stories for Love, Life, Essay, Religion, Fantasy, Family, Humor, General, Nature, and Politics.

I'm Kelsey. I write bad poetry.

I haven't written anything in a while though, but maybe that's all for the better.

I love reviews because I love attention, either positive or negative. Flame me or flatter me, tell me what you think.

Ascending with Abigail by Johannas mirror reviews
This poem took me hostage. And yet...all content is still irrevocably my fault.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
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Retaliate reviews
Do not tie me up or hold me down
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
Give in reviews
Not my best. Not a high point in my life.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2008
Watch out! reviews
She's headed for the stairs!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
I am a robot reviews
You are a mechanic
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3/5/2008
Don't tell me reviews
About my misuse, or abuse of words.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
The Iguana Effect reviews
Your hand smears my scales...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
You were once reviews
Babies are gross. I'm never having them.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Friday Night Freak Outs reviews
Makeshift vibrator
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
You knew reviews
The cruelest of murderers was once the best of lovers
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Between me reviews
Your heartbeat on my spine
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
The beach reviews
What I miss about home. Read Landlocked and this will make more sense.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Three Lines later reviews
Don't cut her another one.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
Smoke break reviews
FILL me.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Complete
PaperFace reviews
PaperFace
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
For the life of me reviews
I can't get out
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Exhale reviews
Don't get used to it.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
About Prozac reviews
the stuff that's not in warning lables.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Landlocked reviews
I am leaving the ocean. And it scares me fucking shitless.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
Drive reviews
She drives with the windows and her hair down
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Complete
What she does reviews
Do not, girl, do not destroy yourself. An autobiography.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Highspeed reviews
It was a high speed car crash.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete
Balls of string reviews
The way we entwine...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
Come and go reviews
You came and left within the hour
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Hold reviews
Hold it steady, baby.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Complete
Let's Drive reviews
Just. Drive.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Complete
Calculate reviews
You calculate
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Complete
Shift reviews
Drive fast
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
Black Holes reviews
Black holes
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2006
she pretends reviews
Her soul exsits in laundry...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Licking wounds clean reviews
Breakups and makeups
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Complete
Where I have you is what you wanted reviews
Drugs and sex; you'll never remember. But that's what you want.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/13/2006
I call this one My fauxdepression reviews
I'm sick of everyones depression. Especially 12-year olds who think they've seen it all.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9/12/2006
Oh, darling! reviews
Oh, darling,/I thought you knew/that this was not/ out of love for you! (rated for content)
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/6/2006
she was all reviews
Suicide and sex
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/5/2006
Tonight is disconnected from tomorrow reviews
What matters tonight won't even exist in the morning. Rated for implications (if you get them)
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8/30/2006
Hard night reviews
It was a hard night and it's going to be a even worse day
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/28/2006
Fast Girl reviews
Fast Girl
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/23/2006
When I grow up reviews
A little bit silly
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2006
Your eyes reviews
Let me pretend to be interested
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2006
She sees truth through a kaleidoscope reviews
See title
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/21/2006
In time reviews
What we'd do to fall for someone
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/19/2006
For my Daddy reviews
Written years ago for my father. It's rather personal...
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2006
What he saw reviews
Some other boy gets the girl
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Complete
Slutterfly reviews
Reading this will make you feel durrrrrty
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/16/2006
Untitled reviews
I do not believe in God. This just came to me, do not misinterprate it.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8/16/2006
Cut into a nightmare reviews
This is not a real experience, only something we dream about.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/16/2006
Clearcut cleanbreak Case reviews
Love hurts to the point of dying for it.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2006
What you wrote for me What you think reviews
Lies Lies Lies!
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/16/2006
Management reviews
Life's all about just getting by
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/7/2006
In another's Company reviews
Faster, faster, release, and of couse "I love you"
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2006
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