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Joined 07-26-06, id: 534516
Author has written 17 stories for General, and General.

Hello.

Call me Artemis. If you insist, you may also call me Spork, but I would really prefer you didn't. I have no interest in telling you my age. I am a novelist, but you will not see my novels on here because I do not want them stolen. No, they haven't been published, but eventually they will be. Most of my poetry is incredibly personal. Yes, I intend to make changes and improve my writing based on your critiques, but I haven't done so yet, because FP is rather cumbersome for editing posted pieces. But I will. Yes, I talk funny. Live with it.

My favorite song at the moment- Rain King by the Counting Crows

My theme song at the momentAccidentally in Love, also by the Counting Crows.

The Counting Crows are cooler than your soul. Do not contradict me.

http:///gossip.html"http:///gossip.html Go there. Or don't. Your loss.

Take care now

Artemis.

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A Red Carpet Affair by Terence the Terrible reviews
Here's what happens when you listen to MCR for far too long. This is my first song in a while, please R&R! Tell me what you think and I'll gladly return the favor!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
Fruitless by Terence the Terrible reviews
A songpoem thing written while I was in a very unstable mood. Let's just say, it's not about sunshine and rainbows...R&R, please? I'll happily return the favor!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
like childhood dreams when dying by beauty and the breakdown reviews
she'd like to scream, but silence is golden. M for language
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
A Bit Of Lighthearted Frivolity by Terence the Terrible reviews
Exactly as the name implies. It'd never work as a song, I don't think. But what do I know? What do you guys think? R&R, please? PLEASE! Thanks, luvs!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2007
teenbeautyqueensfadetonothing by Terence the Terrible reviews
Live like Barbie with a permanent plastic smile, as fake as those things you covet but don't truly want. A companion peice to my song That Song About That Girl. Please, R&R and tell me what you think about it?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
Paper Dolls by Terence the Terrible reviews
First song in a while...too bad I don't know how to explain it! Please, read and review. I'll love you for always and I'll totally return the favor!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete
Over You by Terence the Terrible reviews
For you, I hurt myself...Please, R&R. I'll be eternally indebted and more than happy to return the favor.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
Copasetic by Terence the Terrible reviews
Don’t you love it when someone tells you they don't need you? R&R, and I’ll be eternally grateful and I will return the favor post haste.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Complete
The 13th Hour Pt 2: Of Wicked Wisdom by Terence the Terrible reviews
Wicked Wisdom are those things that are so ingrained within each of us that they are often impossible to remove. In this case, it is transformed into a learning experience. Please R&R. I'll be your loveslave forever...and I'll definitely return the favor!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Complete
here's a toast to a week of silence by beauty and the breakdown reviews
and isn't it funny how my pencil never seems to swear off you.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/9/2006
Damned If You Do by Terence the Terrible reviews
Like life owes you anything...R&R, please? All reviews appreciated and readily returned.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2006
Hits And Misses by Terence the Terrible reviews
We can’t all be Shakespeareans, now can we? R&R, please? Reviews appreciated unimaginably and gladly returned.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2006
Mornings by rightclick5ave reviews
bare hearts get pricked too, don't you agree?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/28/2006
stuttercry by she's not breathing reviews
slipping towards critical - that's not enough - i'm locked into y-y-you. REMOVED
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2006
Anxious by autumnmurder reviews
Ever had the feeling like you were being laughed at hysterically by the clock on your wall?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/18/2006
Romance in a Vacuum by Luke Rounda reviews
Engaged? Make it so!
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/6/2006
Looks Can Kill, You Know! by Terence the Terrible reviews
-A weird song with a hidden meaning...R&R
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/2/2006
Just Move by Terence the Terrible reviews
-Oh, how many times must I try before someone notices this? Please, somebody, give this one a chance and tell me what you think?
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2006
contemplating sunsets by beauty and the breakdown reviews
remember citrus yellow days and vodka
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/3/2006
could be you next, Hollywood girl by beauty and the breakdown reviews
flashbacks of red letters and wild applause.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/23/2006
ghosts by beauty and the breakdown reviews
the pendulum is held in place by a marionette string. (a collection of related pieces of poetry.) finished.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006
they call it fall for a reason by the.pink.life reviews
dirt in once-pure rainwater sludges/over the curb, into the gutter
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/12/2006
camisado by beauty and the breakdown reviews
it's july, honey.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7/2006
The LotusEater by clockwork kiss reviews
drug. addiction. (for gabriel)
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2006
Psuedo by clockwork kiss reviews
i've always had this fascination with strangers...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/25/2006
This Is a Pile of Shit by lucretiabaine reviews
Revel in your mediocrity!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2006
Saccharine Twisted Lovesong by Luke Rounda reviews
The assembly line can be such a tease.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/12/2006
parallax by dollface and her cancer reviews
My alter ego is an angry girl with perfect fingernails. Her name is Charlotte, and she didn't love you.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/24/2006
Counter Clockwise by clockwork kiss reviews
She thought she couldn't die, but she liked to dream of decay.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/30/2006 - Published: 2/15/2005
Sacred by clockwork kiss reviews
sex and rosary beads.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/23/2005
The Eater by clockwork kiss reviews
anorexicanorexicanorexic. (but i'm still hungry...)
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/21/2005
HeartShaped Asylum by clockwork kiss reviews
for the never-were and the impossible.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/18/2005
Anti Icarus by clockwork kiss reviews
lovehatelovehatelovehate ... the sky is falling, darling.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Complete
Paper Dolls by dollface and her cancer reviews
It occurs to you that they're much too trusting.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/9/2005
Accident by clockwork kiss reviews
you see: it's the end, not the means, that matters.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Complete
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Untitled yet again reviews
Well, at least I'm posting again.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
Dislocated reviews
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Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Complete
Untitled Again reviews
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Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
Dear You reviews
She loves him and he is dead.Note: Just because this is in the first person does not mean it is not partially or completely made up, because it is. And I apologize for the formatting, which is probably dysfuctional.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,537 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2006
Untitled What else is new? reviews
He's back.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
I will haunt him reviews
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Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Complete
Untitled I've run out of clever ways to put it reviews
I'd really like reviews for this one.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/12/2006
Untitled As always reviews
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Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/8/2006
Granite reviews
Gasp. It has a title. I don't know exactly where it came from.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2006
Guess what? Untitled reviews
One of the few poems I manage to write that aren't about him. Yay. Hokey, treacly, generally worthless, but NOT obsessive hate poetry.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/23/2006
Still no title reviews
This is what happens when you're trying to do your science homework and a poem comes out instead. Seriously, I was doing a cardiovascular-system review at the time. Rambles on a bit. Tell me what I can fix.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/19/2006
Continually untitled reviews
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Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/6/2006
Sorry, no title reviews
Ever hear the saying 'inside every fat girl, there's a skinny girl and a lot of chocolate'
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2006
Learned the hard way reviews
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Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/5/2006
Purebred pretty blindness reviews
Disclaimer; fictional, from the point of view of one of my characters
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/5/2006
I don't do titles reviews
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Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/5/2006
Untitled reviews
My first posted piece, finally (let's hope it works this time)
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/4/2006