Silent Grenade
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Joined 07-27-06, id: 534595, Profile Updated: 04-15-09
Author has written 5 stories for Romance, and Supernatural.

Hi.

Thank you for taking the time out to check out my profile. I don't have much up right now, but that's only because I mostly write fanfictions, and really, I'm only focusing on one original story right now. It you scroll down and look, you will see that it is "LIFE OF DIONNE". Please check it out. 8D?!

You can check out my stories at:

http://www.fanfiction.net/~llamasaresexy

And as long as you finding out more about me, look up my stuff on DA too 8D :

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The Classics of Love by xoxluurve reviews
She was everything he wasn't, nothing he ever needed, someone he didn't deserve. But it didn't matter. Watching her serenade him, eyes bright with humour and something so tender it made his heart ache – he decided he wanted her anyway.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,929 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 2/3/2011
Standing On the Edge by Secretive reviews
Rosaline thought she knew him and what she knew, she hated. But Javier isn't the kind of guy you get to know easily nor is he the kind of guy who is what he seems. He needs her more than she or even he understands. If only she would realize...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,142 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 2/4/2007
Private Lives, Public Property by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 3193 - Favs: 3,392 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Saving from Monkeys by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
I had known Elliot Sinclair since I was 10 and never felt any compulsion to get naked with him. What could possibly have happened last night to change that? I prodded my sozzled mind for an answer, but none was forthcoming. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete
Brown Eyes by xoxluurve reviews
It's like we're more than just friends but still less than lovers, you're oh so tough, but I want to be your first weakness. Here we go again with the mixed signals and second thoughts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,104 - Reviews: 4228 - Favs: 2,329 - Follows: 1,966 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 7/22/2006
When in Rome by SweetUnknown reviews
Fix-ups are the worst for Kate, who hasn't trusted a man since her father took off. So when the gods send her back to Ancient Rome and into the arms of a famous gladiator, she's certainly going to have something to say about it. Even if he is her soulmate
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 150,819 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,090 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
Fatesbane: The Falucite Bride by Sorceress Myst reviews
The diviner said unto me 'You will be mated to a monster'. I told her she was full of it. I knew she made it up just to get rid of me. But now when I gaze at the man with the spiffy hat, I wasn't so sure anymore. Book 1 of the Fatesbane Series/Rated for sexual themes and violence/Complete
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 225,433 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Complete
Pseudocliché by xoxluurve reviews
ONESHOT. What's the cut-off gap where a girl is allowed to like someone younger than herself without losing her mind over it? Never mind. Amelia was pretty much doomed from the moment he said hello.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,966 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Complete
Dense is to You, as Male is to Boy by lulu.lemon reviews
I had best friend Reece, semi-jackass Liam, sweet Landon, equally sweet Kara, and high on life Max. I’d be with Landon, who I’m not even sure I like. And help Reece get his girl, who he keeps anonymous. Not like best friends ever fall in love or anything.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 182,798 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 3/15/2010
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3155 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
Extricate by xoxluurve reviews
She was trapped and he happened to be the one Fate chose to set her free. Of course, no one said it was that simple.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,275 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 9/15/2007
JailBait by forSERIOUS reviews
A self-righteous young girl finds herself being the pet of a dangerously handsome American gangster. Fighting a never ending battle, she strives to tear down the leader of the organized crime scene...if only he would stop trying to reach up her shirt.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,831 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 7/28/2008
Baby, I'm Not Finished by xoxluurve reviews
Maybe my eyes were directed at him too intently. But I wasn't stalking. Really. He didn't seem to agree with me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,903 - Reviews: 2866 - Favs: 2,111 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
It Can Always Get Worse by Ollie May reviews
Spies, roommates, scars, MCATS, kisses, mafiosos. Trust me, it can ALWAYS get worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,017 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/21/2006
To Love a Loser by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. It's all a matter of who loses the most.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,034 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 11/2/2008
Maid for Me by Bomee reviews
Feisty Mina lands a job as a maid for a spoiled brat, Jaiden. Now he wants her to be his pretend fiancee! Their pretend romance may go too far as he starts to fall for her, yet Mina only loves her boy next door Kiterin. And now everyone plots against her!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,656 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 5/9/2007
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7268 - Favs: 6,335 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
The Way to a Man's Heart is Clearly Food Analogies by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
Giving Up by somuchformyhappyending reviews
I hate soccer, but I play to keep my parent’s from biting off my head. I’ve never dated in my life, thanks to my three older, popular, overprotective brothers. And then there's my brother's best friend and a shy popular boy.both super hott and nice. uhoh
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,415 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Complete
A Little Bit of Everything by Master of the Chimps reviews
Jordans has liked her best friend forever, yet he has a perfect girlfriend. Enter Warrick, their schools resident 'bad boy'. What happens? Well... a little bit of everything.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 108,237 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Complete
TiltShift by BabyPop Massacre reviews
Business is pleasure,pleasure is overrated.Interracial
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 73,757 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Wild Ride by Polka Panda Rockstar reviews
She hated how he flirted with everything on two legs. What she hated more was how it always worked.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,869 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 10/8/2007
Keep It a Secret by xoxluurve reviews
[ONE SHOT] She kept avoiding him. He always found his way back to her. But it only went so far…
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Get Mad, Baby by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
There is More to me Than Meets the Eye by Avalon Mist reviews
So my ex boyfriend Jack THE jackass cheated on me with my former bestfriend. Revenge please?One problem, I'm a wallflower aka invisible, have two overprotective brothers and I stutter around cute guys. Okay, so that's more than one... A little help?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,230 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
High School Story by fredtheflyingfish reviews
Parody of cliches. Abby falls in love with a super hot guy. LOL! Plz plz plz r&r. Sry Im rlly bad at summaries lol but the story is rlly good lol!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,169 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Complete
Three's One Two Many by EeeNAce reviews
She grew up in the Darling Estate alongside the flawless Darling twins. After six years of separation, they are back in her life as sexy, organic, pure alphamales. Hell runs loose, but as they say, can't live with them, can't live without them.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,648 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 9/9/2006
Rape by Ailonwy reviews
Rated M for obvious reasons. "I love it when you rape me..."
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2006
My Foil Heart by Satah reviews
I can't stand the way he's always smiling at me. I hate the voice inside my head. I think I'm crazy. (I LOVE how i keep changing things.)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006
The V word by Lulai reviews
IT IS FINISHED! Normal? That word barely fits into Kate's vocabulary. She thought her life was the epitome of weird, that is, until a handsome stranger comes into her shop and tells her that she hasn't fed enough... Chapter nineteen and epilogue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,964 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
Former Fatty by Comatose reviews
Andrea is used to being the "fat girl" among her sophisticated, gorgeous friends. But when she gets sent off to fat camp she changes drastically and begins to attract attention - both positive and negative.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,249 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005
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Deliver Us From Evil, Evangeline reviews
There really are things that go bump in the night, but don't worry; Evangeline Watson is on the job... Yeah, she's not all that convinced either.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2012
Trust Me
After a big family blowout, Astrid left home, and never looked back. 4 years later, she's tricked into going home, and suddenly has to deal with everything, and everyone, she left behind. Including Miguel, the stepbrother she tried her damndest to forget.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2012
Life Of Dionne reviews
Dionne Jones was unfortunate enough to be blessed with great looks, a clever mind and three VERY hypocritical overprotective older brothers. Of course, her chances at love are slim to none, but like HELL that's gonna stop her from trying.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,518 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008
My Mental State of Being Movie Life reviews
ok, this mt my REAL life people. I put it in romance because romance is the most read and most written story category. Who knows. Maybe i will have romance along the way... hopefully. What the hell amd i doing..? RxR
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007
Forbidden, Yet There reviews
five chapters on one document: A love triangle that ends miserably. Everyone feels pain but they have no choice but to move on...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete