Barraketh
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Joined 07-27-06, id: 534598, Profile Updated: 01-27-10
Author has written 2 stories for Fantasy, and Humor.

Haunted: Is more or less passable, in an early-high school kind of way.

Sometimes You Get Lucky: It's the kind of easy humor that defines me. Do you remember when you were seventeen?

Thanks for reading. =)

-Derek

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Zoning Out II by lesseninglessons reviews
The trapdoors are opening again.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,525 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 6/10/2006
Kitty by Never Knows Best reviews
A short series of stories based around a girl named Kitty, and how she became a vampire.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 5/7/2007
Bastions by MyNameIsMad reviews
A mage who erases people's memories, a soldier whose memory he erased, a lazy woman who needs a husband, a man's best friend, a mysterious shopkeeper, a nasty, aggressive princess, a vain healer, and an insane assassin. Yep. It's Bastions!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 116,645 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 10/6/2006
Fantasy Parodies by Lccorp2 reviews
Fantasy parodies, mocking anything and everything about the genre. You want to read these. You just know you want to.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,794 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 8/12/2006
Quiet Chaos by Chuggur reviews
I live in a labor camp. I make bricks. Every day. I hate it. So I'm going to leave today. Problem is, I think the guy with the whip might be madly in love with me. Awkward. Very awkward.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,902 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007
Twin Gear: The Ruiner of a Thousand Years by Fierce Deity reviews
Safe for the timebeing inside the fallen freight container, yet with no hope of rescue, Ark, Riven, and Miridia set about finding their own way out. But it is not just the Ruined of the swamp they need to look out for...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 130,635 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 6/29/2004
Children of Eden by fayzo007 reviews
Amidst the ruins of a murdered city, a lone figure searches. He is Alek. He is the last. And this is his story...forth chapter online now, revisons to prior chapters...please r & r sorry it's taken so long!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,433 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 11/3/2005
Langley's Ark by child-dragon reviews
Langley and Sabreur are twin 'mancers in a world where magic and science collide and the skimmers on the high seas rule supreme. So hoist the sails, watch out for the undead penguins, and for the love of all things holy - don't touch the firebombs.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 87 - Words: 145,646 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 12/28/2005
Fire Mermaid by Jiva reviews
A retelling of the classic tale "The Little Mermaid" except things are not so classic anymore...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,314 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Complete
Sane Asylum by Dragon-Of-Eternal reviews
Charles is a rather average man, never done a bad thing in his life. Yet somehow he finds himself stranded in the EscherCarroll Asylum for the Criminally Sane. Can he keep his sanity adrift in this malestrom of chaos?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
A Fire from Outside by Thea Lowe reviews
Boring people have the rare advantage of having adventure fall at their feet, despite their wish for ordinary lives. Meet Keaira Elliot. She is, alas, a very, boring person...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,874 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 8/7/2006
Regimental Blues by Laiqualaurelote reviews
David never wanted to join the army. Then his regiment gets blown up, over half of his comrades have secret identities, the enemy keeps trying to disembowel him, and he's getting sick of all the plot twists. A tale of war, love, war, betrayal, and war.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,902 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 9/1/2005
Matching Souls by Korrigan reviews
What's a girl to do after her best friend dies? Find a vampire, that's what. (hahaha)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,251 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/10/2006
RPG Files by Maura Dailey reviews
Interviews from a traditional RPG setting. A series of short pieces from the perspectives of common character archetypes.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
Glitter and Gloom by Miss Lily Rose reviews
When an angsty goth collides with a seriously perky pixie, anything can happen, and probably will.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2006
The Gate To Carpathia by AlexCaletia reviews
In this parody of computer games and action-adventure movies, an aspiring hero finds himself unemployed - until he hears a legend of a lost portal. Can he navigate a maze of sidequests, cliches, and conspiracies to foil an evil plot to destroy humanity?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 67 - Words: 104,715 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 7/18/2005
Zoning Out by lesseninglessons reviews
The world can be a funny little place, but there are even funnier things hidden beneath it. Complete
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Complete
Mao'Khim by Antoine De La Baraque reviews
A short, philosophical story with a gripping plot and a great surprise at the end, set in a fantasy world. One of my best writings so far.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/11/2005
The Ways of Magic by Maelan Peredhil reviews
Erm... Basically, an apprentice and later a wizard of the Adani Chapel's adventures lots of magic, lots of demons, lots of treachery and plots, and other fun stuff! People seem to like it, I am ambiguous... Judge for yourselves.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 118 - Words: 261,364 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 4/11/2003 - Complete
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Haunted reviews
Ever see a picture that just won't let go of you?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
Sometimes You Get Lucky reviews
Everybody was young and stupid once. So everybody should relate.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete