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Author has written 2 stories for Romance.

Name: I won't tell you~

Age: 18


Song: Fireflies- Owl City

Current Obsession: Musicals of any size, shape, or form

Current Story: Don't Trust Me

Favorite Book: If Equus counts, then it's that.

Favorite Movie: At the moment... Au Revoir, Les Enfants

Favorite TV Show: Ghost Hunters OR South Park

Got a new laptop! But I'm always distracted. . I swear I'll have the next chapter up soon. And I'm writing a zombie one-shot called Love Bites. It's smut. Bondage incest smut.

October 6th, 2009: I've started doing a luvverly little mini-blog thing, I guess. :D 'Kay, so I'm working on chapter seven of Don't Trust Me right now. My zombie brother bondage smut will be my Halloween story. :D I've already begun it, and once you start writing about angry sex in the school supply aisle of a Wal-Mart-turned-zombie-hideout, you're just never the same. Oh, and hit up my girl CocoCider on deviantart. Like seriously, this chick is the shit, and we're brain twins, so I have to promote her. She's fantastic. :D And... Seacrest out! ;D

October... 25th, 2009: I am like, so into South Park now that it's not even funny. Like... I love it. Stan's a fucking pussy, though, but Kenny and Kyle are so cute together. If I had more time I would so totally write a fic but my brain is dead. D: I think I have a plot, too... Grargh. I need to finish zombie sex and then Chapter Eight of Don't Trust Me, so... I dunno, guys. I just dunno. D:

November 4th, 2009: I'm doing... NaNoWriMo. So... updates will be few and far between. D: Sorry. Here's my fanfiction story, though: It's rated M, so be careful, and it's South Park, but I don't think you need to know much to get it. All right, I will talk to you guys later. And I'll post what I write up here later. :D Catch ya on the flipside, homes.

November 4th, 2009 AGAIN: All right. For Death's A Bitch:

Nevada: http:///albums/yy99/klutz28/4ac62cf75f6c0.jpg

Death: http:///albums/yy99/klutz28/Backbone_Print_by_muchlikefalling.jpg

Satan: I don't know. D: If you have a pic you think is good, PM me. :D

For Don't Trust Me:

Tyler: http:///albums/yy99/klutz28/model1.jpg

Cisco: http:///albums/yy99/klutz28/4a73a17d556a7.jpg

Rumor: http:///albums/yy99/klutz28/emo-boy.jpg

Angelica: http:///albums/yy99/klutz28/4ae518fb04316.jpg

November 5th, 2009: Holy fuck, guys. I want to do Nazi/Jew shit. But I don't know if I should. :/

November 18th, 2009: OKAY. I will straight up not be postin' from the 25th to the 29th or whatever because it's Thanksgiving Break and I'm going hizome and visiting mah bitches. I have a History test on the 30th so expect delayed postage even more, and then after that it's finals. :/ I will try, people. I will try. We've got Don't Trust Me, Death's A Bitch, and my upcoming story Poker Face, which may or may not be based on the song Paparazzi by Lady Gaga. :D It'll be multi-chapter, though, at least. :D And I think... I'm going to move my one-shots from my other account to over here. :D Because no one's reading them over there and art is to be appreciated.

Asphyxia by solution found reviews
Rudolf has three problems. One, he's all out of cheese. Two, he can't seem to do anything with his hair. And three, he can't find his favorite shoes. Oh, he's also been kidnapped by a man that may be a cannibal, inhuman, and gay. But that's normal, right?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,484 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009
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Don't Trust Me reviews
Word to the Wise: When the condom breaks, pull out. It'll save you a whole lot of trouble. SLASH M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,125 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 9/11/2009
Death's A Bitch reviews
Luckily, he's my bitch. M/M Slash - Will be M eventually. :D
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009