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Joined 07-28-06, id: 534862, Profile Updated: 02-12-14
Author has written 9 stories for Humor, Fantasy, Fantasy, and Horror.

*Give me your poor and your hungry. PM me your top book recommendations. I read all. I fear none.

Currently Reading: A Song for Arbonne by Guy Gavriel Kay

This year's (2014) list of books (just expanding the repertoire, yeah?):

(X)Gardens of the Moon, a Malazan Book of the Fallen
( )Historia natural y moral de las indias
(--)The Darkness that Comes Before
( )Persuasion
(--)The Ill Made Mute
( )The Lady of the Sorrows
( )The Battle of Evernight

(--)Books I recommend (Because I liked them.)
(X)Books I wish I hadn't read


You will forgive me. I have run the academic gauntlet and have survived more or less unscathed, for now. The gauntlet that is ultimate frisbee has just begun, alas. But I do intend to contribute in some form, in some way. The Tale of the Trickster God is nigh; it has a body, it has something like a brain, and it bites. In a good way. A tender nibble on your earlobe, if you'll allow it. Watch out for bears, guys. Cheers.

Hello, again! I'm back for the summer. Hopefully I'll be able to churn out some more work. Churn. Odd. Anyways, I've been digging through my old stuff and I've discovered that some of it is quite intriguing. With a bit of work, some of it may even be postable. The catch is that there are...many many stacks of paper to go through, and I'm the most epic procrastinator to ever grace the planet with her presence. In other words, I condescend.

A pallid, emaciated, 30lbs-lighter beadlety slithers out of the woodwork and pokes at her scribblings. Ah, yes. I intend--once my knowledge has returned--intend to update. I can't emphasize intend anymore without being explicit, don't you think? Oh, wait, that did it. In other news, I am a part-time fiend and a part-time sloth. This makes a disturbing and disgusting combination. Feel free to spit.

Preparing to start my freshman year at the University of Toronto. By ignoring the paperwork. I'm tired of paperwork. Canada is...its own world. I recently edited Interstice, Pith, and Duality. Especially Duality. Much has been clarified and I'd like to develop it a little further. Flesh out the concepts, make a story out of it. Reviewing on it is especially appreciated.

Beadlety FAQ:

I like the color green. I'm a girl/woman/creature. I like eclairs and kayaking.

My life's motto: "Tibi ducere nolo, quod ego absum." Actual family motto: "Virtus in actione consistit."

The End.

Currently Working on:

1. Editing. I'm thinking about expanding Duality into a story of total BAMF-age. But let's not talk about that, or it won't happen. It just me. I am flawed.

2. I've managed for force my brain into something related to constuctive tendencies. Vague, occasional, half-hearted constructive tendencies. I'm working on a tale that I've had in the works for a long, long time. The whole plot has been expertly designed and tweaked and only minor adjustments remain. And the act of writing it.

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Eff My Life by JustWantAnAnswer
Janet has had a day worthy of a serious FML. But it looks like it might get worse.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
Actaeon by JustWantAnAnswer
A retelling of the old Greek myth of Artemis and Actaeon. There's a twist.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
Morality and Mortality by JustWantAnAnswer reviews
Michael is about to do a lot of falling. Falling in love, falling out of favor, falling on his ass... falling from heaven. Do note: this is a non-Christian or any other religion, alternate-Earth, alternate-timeline kind of heaven.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009
The Ingenious Lives of Miscreants by delicious heathen
Life is a cheerful bucket of ironic goodies for a trio of deeply psychotic individuals. Life is good. Admittedly strange, but good. Then again, life comes at you fast, and sometimes mushrooms really are toadstools. And goats really do drink scotch.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,332 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2007
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From the Car Trunk to the City reviews
Simply, this is the host. The body of wisdom from which all things literary derive--the source. Unfortunately, tangents don't only make right angles here, and secants don't just tow the line. A collection of short drabbles on what it means to be.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010
The Moth's Summons reviews
Come away with me into the darkness.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 1/31/2007
The Long Lost Hero reviews
He had but one goal: to be a Hero by delivering the Sword of Ultimate Triumph and Awesomeness to the KDT . There's only one problem: how did he end up with a spatula? Misnomers, parody, and stereotype bashing run rampant.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,551 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007
Duality reviews
Her anger was veiled in the poisoned honey of her red smile...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2008
Beatus Ille reviews
The sinister, insistent, croaking whispers of the torrents around him were the only sounds.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2008
Interstice reviews
Some things create fog. Other things are consumed by it.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Pith reviews
Perhaps there had once been a time when the crossroads had not been there. Perhaps there had once been a time when those three, dusty roads had not stretched across the prairies like the legs of a spider. Perhaps there had once been a time ...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
Irony Strikes Back reviews
Irony Strikes Back. The lesson? Don't mock what you don't understand, fools. One shot about the ultimate, literary dead horse: irony.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Complete
The End is What, Exactly? reviews
Three unsuspecting people find themselves in Hell. Only, it isn't what they expected...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2006