silverandbonehide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Historical, Humor, and Fantasy. Nothing complicated - I'm a nineteen-year-old Literature major, a Canadian, a female, and a hopeless romantic. I love tea, cookies, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, everything Austen, world mythology, animated films, and... yes. That's about it! For one-liner daily updates on my current YA fantasy project A Kingdom of Ash & Dust feel free to check out my tumblr (the link should be around here somewhere...) |
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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,537 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Petals by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE In nineteenth century London, it isn't considered proper for a young lady to send flowers to a healthy young bachelor. But when Adrian Morey receives a bouquet with a challenge, he can't help but be intrigued.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,743 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
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Sleep: A Fairytale reviews
Sleeping Beauty with a terrible twist, told from the perspective of the handsome prince. Angela Carter-inspired, heavy on the angst, heavy on the terrible puns.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Complete
Out Of Water reviews
ON PERMANENT HIATUS. There were some things Cally should've known before she started CPR. First and foremost being that Ben wasn't drowning. Second being that he might be some sort of paranormal creature. Maybe.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010
The Cartographer's Girls reviews
ON PERMANENT HIATUS. When Charlotte and her sisters arrive in London, they turn the life of their eccentric bachelor uncle upside down. Regency fluff and general tomfoolery, likely never to be completed.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,910 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010
Mad Science
When Nigel runs over his Biology teacher at 1:36 a.m. with his mother's tan Corolla, he quickly realizes that this may just be the answer to his prayers. After all, he did say he needed a human brain to complete that science fair project...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Complete
A Rose for Rebecca Bernstein reviews
Holocaust Germany. A young German soldier recognizes a girl within the crowd before him - a girl he once loved, and still loves to this day. T for thematic elements.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Complete
Thoroughly Ridiculous reviews
Catherine had always so longed to marry for love. Ridiculous? Perhaps. Arthur Daintree had intended on making it to tea-time alive. Ridiculous? Certainly. A bit of Regency silliness. T for some minor stab-wounding.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Complete