Author has written 13 stories for General, Life, Humor, Haiku, Young Adult, and Love. Wow. A fourteen-year-old girl. Quel surprise; I bet you're just dreading reading (or not) the terrible angst poetry seen below. BUTWAIT. What's this? A fourteen-year-old who has poems that aren't all about being jaded/being dumped? OHSNAP. So. I'm a fourteen-year-old girl. Yes, I going to admit I write some (terrible!) angst-y stuff. But it's not that bad. I think, at least. But you can skip those ones. In fact, I don't like writing poetry THISMUCH. I loooove writing stories though. (I've decided that I WILL be published one day. Whateverittakes! No questions). But, anyways, I only really like writing humour poetry. Cuz I like to make people laugh, and I'm a pretty funny kid. I'll say it now: I get very easily distracted in class. Mostly Science class, because it's boring beyond all belief. (I mean, I like learning about stuff and I find the actual information really interesting, but going on for 75 minutes about Meiosis and Parallel VS Series Circuits? Ya, no thanks.) Infact, see ODE TO SCIENCE which I wrote one period instead of doing work. I actually love that poem so much. I think I still have the copy I wrote on loose leaf, with little doodles of test tubes and stuff. Best. Science Period. Ever. Anyways, when I get bored I either draw (my drawings have gone from stickmen, to stickmen with clothes! actually, I draw really creepy stuff. I swear I'm going to have to go to therapy or something when I take art next year. Anyways.) or WRITE. Not stories because it's harder to do for some reason, plus some of my stories might get me sent to the office, but POETRY. AH, MAIS OUI. Almost anything you see up here - especially anything, absolutely ANYTHING under humour - was written in Science class (two were written in Tech, but I'm not gunna go there) for the amusement of me and my friends. I'm actually a pretty artistic kid, which makes up for my obvious lack of talent in sports. I like writing, singing (although I sound like a man.), acting, playing flute (or 'the stick' as I lovingly call it) and to draw. I also talk, but that isn't really artistic. And I get really off of the point sometimes, but I'm sure you've noticed that. Uh, yeah. So read my stuff, that'd be cool, and, if you review, I will humbly worship you from afar and promise not to crazy-stalk you or anything! |