The Nifty Green Fish
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Joined 08-09-06, id: 536469, Profile Updated: 08-08-08
Author has written 8 stories for Life, General, Romance, General, and Humor.

I'm the Nifty Green Fish, and I'm pretty sure my computer just sneezed at me.

If music is my boyfriend, then words are an old flame who I keep making plans with and then forgetting, but who I know I can't live without.


Have been unavoidably detained by the world.
Expect us when you see us.

from Stardust, by Neil Gaiman


And here's my rec list.

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this boy will have holes in his pockets by beautiful. only tempermental reviews
i will read my poetry to this boy and then tell him i didn’t write it. this boy won’t believe me. this boy will let me write poems on his arm. this boy’s body will be my notebook.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
Hatapalooza by Yalime Alokin reviews
Clarence loves hats. Hats of every shape, size, color, and frugality. So when he hears about the four week long Hatapalooza, he decides it's time to go to Iowa. What he does not expect is to be swept off on a long, tedious...I mean... magical journey.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,491 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006
Hallucinogenic Ice Cream by BookClerkCutie reviews
Just a random little story that's semitrue. You can only read it to believe it. Enjoy!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
the line by Deluded reviews
another of my musings about life, and goldfish and kites.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2006
Emo Kid Ain't Got Nothing On Me by your scripted romance reviews
You think you got it bad, emo kid?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7/2006
I'm Sat On A Plane! by SoulOfALioness reviews
Written while (believe it or not) sat on a plane. Stupid and giggly and everything ryhmes with plane. Beware the swear word at the end.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2006
Beefin' by Victor Joseph reviews
Rap music is the only music where one artist ever picks fights with another artist. What if other music did this too?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2006
Crazy Monkeys Bite Me by Hope's Demise reviews
This is just too silly for actual words.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Complete
This Poem is Not About Ninjas by Ninja Commander reviews
There are no ninjas in this poem. I'm sorry.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2005
I sing of Patriots loud and dumb by ShadowGal reviews
NOW WITH REPLY to my anonmous attacker aka reviewer. Letting out my annoyance with stupid people. Sort of anti-Bush. Rated PG because my rant is angry. Title inspired by an e. e. cummings poem
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/29/2004
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Airport Monday Morning reviews
So what if Joel's in love with his best friend? Dexter will always be better than him, anyway. Theater love is a beautiful, surreal thing. M/M.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,129 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008
Las Aventuras de Quiosca y Griego reviews
Mis composiciones para la clase de español. Me gustaría su comentario.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Complete
John reviews
Some names are just more difficult to have than others.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Complete
I Believe reviews
An explanation I'd already written and was inspired to post by Catriona-12 and October Sun. Thank you. :
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
Come to Terms reviews
You face me but avert your eyes. The line is drawn.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
Piano Man reviews
Usta! He seems smaller, more ordinary –
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
How To Be Free
Nothing is free, and that includes verse. Dearest Ducky Darling,
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
The People reviews
But who will watch the planet crumble? Who will hear the prophets mumble?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete