Madame Loyale
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Joined 08-12-06, id: 536781, Profile Updated: 03-22-08
Author has written 23 stories for Fantasy, General, Life, Love, Friendship, Romance, and Young Adult.

Call me: Audrey, preferably. I will also accept Light of Lights, Flower of Life, and Vision of Perfection.

I am: in my mid teens, an ice hockey goalie, an amateur guitarist, a honest-to-Jesus blonde, an avid reader, a lover of boys with dark hair and dark eyes, always desirous of something new and quirky.

I listen to: The Shins, Kimya Dawson, The Moldy Peaches, Jon Foreman, City and Colour, Ani DiFranco, Third Eye Blind, Gordon Lightfoot, The Beatles, Regina Spektor, Schuyler Fisk, Rogue Wave, Belle and Sebastian.

I eat: delicious seafood, french fries in almost any style, pizza, chicken in any shape or form, medium steaks, mango Italian ices, peppermint ice cream, Ben and Jerry's pints of chocolate chip cookie dough when they are on sale, caramel squares.

I tend to write: sad things that inspire thought. The loss of innocence, the broken heart, the death of loved ones; these are all topics I use frequently.

I stay the hell away from: drugs, alcohol, green vegetables, most fruits, sketchy people, arrogant fools, die-hard Democrats, die-hard Republicans, crazy hippies, crazy religious nutjobs, white boys who think they are black, fat people who can't make their fat fierce, as Miss Tyra would say, serial killers, public transportation, sharp and rusty objects.

Hi. Nice to meet you.

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The Obstacle by au revoir mon amie reviews
He's beautiful.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Basketcase by RubyWednesday66 reviews
The story of a teenage mental patient. Agonizingly detailed and horribly real.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,223 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
Amerika: An Immorality Tale by Steve-0 reviews
A ten minute history of American politics, performed by two puppets, a narcoleptic, and a ghost. Now with added material!
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Complete
Bittersweet Words by wecouldgoandget40s reviews
She's the cynic of this sad story, and I'm the one who thinks there might be pitiful hope. The one thing that can destroy her is the lie that may actually destroy me. [Please read and review.]
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
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Cigarette
Advice, from one woman to another.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Complete
Same Mistake
A true story. All words in italics are property of James Blunt and associated parties. I do not claim any ownership or authorship of those lyrics.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Complete
Oops
Sorry, babe.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
A Different Kind of Stupid
A girl and a boy once made mistakes. At their last chance for absolution, outside the cathedral of their high school graduation, they receive it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Photographer reviews
I see you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
New Slang reviews
Based off of The Shins' masterpiece. When your best friend is twisted inside out, what is your obligation? How much hurt are we supposed to carry? And does it matter?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Falling Slowly reviews
Based on Falling Slowly by Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova. The lyrics in italics are completely their work. The piece itself is about a girl, wondering what has happened to the boy she did and yet did not know.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Blackbird reviews
HS student Amalia Caldwell floats from boy to boy in desperate search of a purpose. Amalia discovers drugs and sex with her best friend Christy Edwards, while Amalia's triplet brother Jude fights desperately to save her. Rated T for adult subject matter.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
Under My Skin reviews
Cordelia Solmerin was promised for a vampire. Now, Delia is sixteen, and she must come to terms with her new life while the most powerful vampires fight to get under her skin.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,808 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 8/15/2006
Been Here Before
What do you do, when your friend is hurting, but your other half is what caused it? A creative writing assignment, please read and review. True story, with minimal creative liberties taken.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
Love reviews
It's a beautiful thing. It's wonderful and weird, too. This is the true story of me, a girl with little hope and a lot of luck, and how I found the best love of all.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Type
Ever tried to write about a person, only to have the words come out all wrong? Only to feel like there are no words in this language to describe how beautiful a person they are? Please read and review.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
Blacklight Boy
To my closest friend. I hope, if our paths never cross again, you spread the same kindness and care to others who desperately need it, as I did. Thank you.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
Look What You've Done reviews
Thank you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
A Little Excitement
When I flaunt myself like this, it's a cry for help, you stupid boy. M for adult themes.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
Tea Thoughts
I will never, ever drink tea at four in the afternoon again. Damn!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Complete
Milk and Honey
To somebody, who seems to be able to read my mind and unravel me like no other. Rated T, just because.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Complete
Fragment 1 reviews
Random crock of poo I came up with last autumn. Wondering if I should expand, reviews would be welcome. Rated T for some...uhh...'questionable' content?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Complete
Me reviews
The weirdest thing I've ever written. Flow was paramount the words weren't. Enjoy, and please review!
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Complete
See You Later reviews
To a friend of mine, who does 'art stuff.'
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Complete
Waiting
So we can live this night forever/I'll be waiting right here
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Published: 10/11/2006
Trust reviews
A poem I wrote on-the-fly. R and R, please.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/16/2006
Both Hands reviews
A songfic about a couple who lost their baby girl. Song credit goes to Ani DiFranco.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Complete