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Joined 08-15-06, id: 537179, Profile Updated: 07-25-10
Author has written 10 stories for Humor, General, General, Fantasy, Romance, and Spiritual.

I am Maelstrom

I like to read books & manga, write, eat cake, listen to music, and watch anime and movies.

I hate clowns, stupid endings, cheese, and horrible grammar.

Add Mr. Giggles Bottom as a Myspace friend for story extras and pics (but if you look like a wanna-be porn star or a spammer it won't be accepted)

Be warned: I do weird things when I am bored and my writing has been known to change the opinions of men and cause seizures.

My avatar is Joon, a member of the Korean group MBLAQ. It is not me.

News: 5/16/2008 Man...I haven't updated in so long I feel horrible. My computer is almost dead now. I'm going to try to extract my files though, because if I lose them I'm seriously going to do self-harm. I'll go crazy. I was busy with my writing fiction class this past year and didn't bother writing chapters for my stories here. (I got a Creative Writing Scholarship though!) So...I need to get on that. Well, the more you know!

7/25/2010 Pfft...It's a miracle I remembered my password.-_-

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Covet by BKGal-24 reviews
He should not have been there, but he was. He should have looked away, but he did not. He should not have had her...but he did. A re-telling of King David and Bathsheba. Retired now and available as an ebook.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,405 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Complete
Luka & Shoe by King Patch reviews
UPDATED! Confrontations between insecure Constance and secretive Wolf, between cranky Luka and worried Shoe, between manic Natalie and ticked-off Shoe. A glance into Shoe's past explains some of her present. What's to happen next?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,770 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 1/22/2006
Not for Me by tickledblue reviews
FINISHED! I'm the loner with no backbone. He's the school's favourite god. He's at the top of the pyramid, while I'm not even part of the pyramid. Somebody tell me how this is going to work out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 159,158 - Reviews: 4792 - Favs: 2,871 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Complete
Two If By Sea by Agent Firefly reviews
In the village, his name meant strength. Will Taegan live up to that name when he is stolen far away from home?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,872 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 6/19/2005
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Help! I'm Trapped in a Love Polygon! reviews
Braelyn likes her best friend’s brother who is crushing on the new girl who likes Braelyn’s brother who likes Braelyn’s best friend who has a crush on his best friend who loves Braelyn. Throw in a nerd and an odd narrator. How will this end?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,731 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 12/2/2006
A Surreal Lesson in Brief reviews
Short stories I wrote for my creative writing class.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,458 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007
Nocturnal Amphigory reviews
My collection of poetry, most of which were written at midnight.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 8/20/2006
Letters to God reviews
Ah gots a story to tell. An' ah'm gonna tell it. Read closely.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 5/25/2007
Breaking Up reviews
Mistakes are made in every relationship but what happens when they go too far? Will the rift be possible to mend? A series of oneshots
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,537 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007
Guardian of All reviews
Aaron thought he lived a fairly normal life, that is until he discovered that coke machines are really a portal to another world. Talk about spirited away. Title will probably change
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 10/11/2006
The Adventures of Mr Giggles Bottom and Guy N Head reviews
A brain looking for a body. A monkey looking for a foot. Will these two unlikely friends ever find what they're looking for? A comic
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 8/20/2006
I Am Not an Animal reviews
The story of a girl without a face. A young girl's adventure as she discovers life, love, and her purpose in the world.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2007
The Reunion
An old writing assignment for a math class. A high school reunion gone wrong.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Complete
Flowers to Ashes reviews
An assignment for tenth grade english, loosely based on the Columbine shooting. I had to dig this out of the dark depths of my desk.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete