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Joined 08-20-06, id: 537832
Author has written 5 stories for Young Adult, Thriller, and Fable.
Guess my password and win a million dollars...just kidding.

Read my stories and I will give you presents...of thank yous. Yes...

I have a headache and I'm tired...and I have a fanfiction account if you like those as well...yup

Oh, and PS, I don't live in Maine, though two of my stories take place there. lol. But I do live in a place with an M at the begining. Guess it and I'll read all of your stories.


Tatyana: Bill and I will go out to the condo next year, but not in the winter because Bill has work. And he has to work extra now 'cause we have a condo.

Mom: Ava, here are the vitamins you never take.
Me: Ou…I better do my homework.

Best quote:
Weeby: Under or over?
Me: Depends on my mood.
Weeby: what mood are you in now?
Me: I'm in an ovary mood...

Morgan: Do you have a Spanish-English dictionary?
Me:...I have a Russian-English.

Demetri Martin:
I think vests are all about protection. Like, the life vest protects you from drowning, and the bullet-proof vest protects you from getting shot, and the sweater-vest protects you from pretty girls:
"Leave me alone, can't you see I'm cold just right here?"
"There's a narrow cold-front sweeping through Chicago, dress appropriately."
"I've got these giant, fat arms and a skinny torso, what should I wear?"

Question: How do I score babes?


1. Wait for rain, rain always helps. Get really wet, stand under a drain pipe if you need to. Then go to the girl's house and tell her your car broke down. Then, when she opens the door, tackle her.

2. By babes, of course, you mean small, infant babies, yes? And by score you mean rate? How do you rate babies? Well, very carefully. don't be fooled by their snickers and their giggles. They may seem harmless, but no: they poop.

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Honey by Milee Cola reviews
Honey is a girl with a dream. As her dream comes true, Karma must balance the good, with the bad...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,535 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Complete
Faded Glory by mkrasinski reviews
17-year-old Claire meets a boy named Dwayne in Ohio. When hearing that her father who she's never met is coming in to town she goes to Wooster to find Dwayne. Little does she know, she's set up and her father finds her…
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,515 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006
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A Passing Feeling
A story of three different people, all related in one way or another, who find ways of getting more involved in each other's lives than any of them would have wished.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Published: 11/26/2007
Fade Together reviews
Two friends, inseparable, could do anything together. But what happens when a death in the family tears them thousands of miles apart? Read and find out, lol, bad at summaries. R&R! Please : Rated T for a bit of language and teen pregnancy!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,829 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006
They Never Knew reviews
A short little fablelike thing about a little girl who never let anyone know her well enough to save her.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Santa's Little Helper reviews
OK, really bad at summaries, but Ali is 17, she take an easy job and meets someone more than a bit older than her. Drama evokes.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,200 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006
Alone reviews
It's my very first oneshot about why you should not be stupid. OK, yeah, I suck at summaries, please review.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Complete