Read my stories and I will give you presents...of thank yous. Yes...

I have a headache and I'm tired...and I have a fanfiction account if you like those as well...yup

Oh, and PS, I don't live in Maine, though two of my stories take place there. lol. But I do live in a place with an M at the begining. Guess it and I'll read all of your stories.

QUOTEMANIA!!

Tatyana: Bill and I will go out to the condo next year, but not in the winter because Bill has work. And he has to work extra now 'cause we have a condo.

Mom: Ava, here are the vitamins you never take.
Me: Ou…I better do my homework.

Best quote:
Weeby: Under or over?
Me: Depends on my mood.
Weeby: what mood are you in now?
Me: I'm in an ovary mood...

Morgan: Do you have a Spanish-English dictionary?
Me:...I have a Russian-English.

Demetri Martin:
I think vests are all about protection. Like, the life vest protects you from drowning, and the bullet-proof vest protects you from getting shot, and the sweater-vest protects you from pretty girls:
"Leave me alone, can't you see I'm cold just right here?"
"There's a narrow cold-front sweeping through Chicago, dress appropriately."
"I've got these giant, fat arms and a skinny torso, what should I wear?"

Question: How do I score babes?

Answer:

1. Wait for rain, rain always helps. Get really wet, stand under a drain pipe if you need to. Then go to the girl's house and tell her your car broke down. Then, when she opens the door, tackle her.

2. By babes, of course, you mean small, infant babies, yes? And by score you mean rate? How do you rate babies? Well, very carefully. don't be fooled by their snickers and their giggles. They may seem harmless, but no: they poop.