Hi! V de V here. Thanks for visiting! It has been a long time since I last posted anything on Fiction Press. College and law school will do that to you. However, now that I should have a bit more time and anticipate getting bored writing legal memos, I want to return to my first love of literature. I make no promises as to updates, but I do have a few projects in mind.

Unfortunately, my magnum opus, Elysium, will undergo a significant revision. I plan to keep the original unfinished version online to preserve reviews. I am grateful to everyone who read it, placed it on her favorites list, or included it in her archive. I appreciate it, and I aspire to write a better story once this editing process is complete.

And now, I would feed you a series of short amusing facts about me. After watching the recent excesses of social media, I instead give you a series of amusing quotes that do almost as good a job as a list of favorites and a zodiac sign, which is Leo if you must know.

“I talk about myself more than most people.”

“Let me finish this sentence, because each sentence is a gem.”

“There is nothing more dangerous than single men in their twenties.”

“Style is a simple way of saying complicated things.”

“Looking good and dressing well is a necessity. Having a purpose in life is not.”

“I need so much time for doing nothing that I have no time for work.”

”Now, why is the tractor sexy?”

“Don’t worry about the world ending today because it is already tomorrow in Australia.”

“Existence is primarily the problem of existence.”

“To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.”