DarthKader
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Joined 08-25-06, id: 538509
Author has written 17 stories for Humor, Love, Life, Humor, Kids, General, Fantasy, Work, and Young Adult.
My name is Nadia and I am old. That's all you need to know.
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Chaysing Elliot by Lizzy-Lou reviews
He's her teacher, she's his student. He's her boyfriend, she's his little secret. They know it's risky, and they know it's unwise. But they also know that saying goodbye isn't easy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 91,554 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Complete
Duotone Deathdream by trash can art reviews
Between the red and grey No shades more arresting accepting or affecting
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
The Happy Homunculus Apparatus by trash can art reviews
A naive boy transcends dimensional boundaries to find a father whose name he doesn't even know. Equipped with sharp tongued canines, pyromancers, trouser happy princesses, and an obscenely large dosing of the bizarre.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 11/28/2006
Image by wicked-design-288 reviews
Thoughts of the obsessed.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Complete
Used Up by wicked-design-288 reviews
Just in my head.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Complete
Save Yourself by wicked-design-288 reviews
Stop using the word emo incorrectly. I'm not emo. God, I'm supposed to be writing what I feel, correct? I'm aware of the obvious need for improvement, but since it was written two years ago, it can't be changed now.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Complete
Feign by wicked-design-288 reviews
Wrote this two years ago and it was supposed to be some sort of song. The repetitive verses are the Prechorus and chorus.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Complete
Posthumous by wicked-design-288 reviews
An account of what happens afterwards.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
The Prayer of an Infidel by ArmsOfUndertow reviews
Written after I gave up on Christianity. Pretty selfexplanatory.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Complete
i, gemini by trash can art reviews
my college essay.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
Second Try by trash can art reviews
sometimes, instead of getting fixed, a problem is undone completely.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2006
zerlina jumped over a Star by trash can art reviews
she'll make it, she'll be fine
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2006
Head up in the Clouds by Arf106 reviews
Another poem about daydreaming... How I love to dream...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2006
F33D CH1PPY by trash can art reviews
A perturbing series of drabbles surrounding my pets. They'll leave you wondering what really goes on in my mind.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006
Artificial Happiness by Anecdotes Of The Arcane reviews
Who made you Jung?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/20/2006
The universe in an hourglass by Donut prayer reviews
I suck at summarises, so i'll just say, hardcore nudity, lesbians and donkeys have absolutes nothing to do with this poem. IIt's about everything else
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/7/2006
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Zach, the Superboy reviews
I honestly don't have a summary for this story without revealing everything. But LizzyLou says that it's good, so trust her.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007
Paranoia, Deep Destroyer reviews
This is sickening, what is wrong with my mind? A sort of...oh, who am I kidding? I have no idea how to categorize this, please do that for yourself in a nice little review.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Death of A Clown reviews
This is the story of the death of a clown. Yes, it is a poem.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Complete
Arms Held Aloft reviews
a slightly confusing, interesting poem that has nothing to do with me at all. A Nadia Classic
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
No Longer Cringing reviews
Now I'm nakeddoodoodoodeedoo Nothin' but an animal...but can you fake it?doodoodoodeedoo for just one more show?The Smashing Pumpkins 'Bullet with Butterfly wings'
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/7/2006
My Goddess, My Demons reviews
This is my attempt at unrequited love. Kind of sickening, Kind of painful. See if you get it, I barely do.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
A Mad Tea Party reviews
Another one of my english project poems, this one is about the mad tea party. One of the only poems you are going to see on this page with rhymes, I am terrible at rhyming
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
Blabbermouth reviews
this is another english project poem. I wrotemy opinion of Alice from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Complete
Naked and Famous reviews
For some reason, I can't seem to write 'happy', even though I am freakin' chipper at this moment. Excuse me while I do some backflips. Read this and Trashcan art is going to go to your house and do cartwheels in her undies.
Poetry: Work - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Complete
The Pale Face reviews
I wrote this in the seventh grade, I still have no idea what it is truly about, but I narrowed it down this subcatergory, kung fu fighting lesbians.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete
Beady Eyes reviews
I was in the mood to write something utterly wonderful, then i changed my mind and wrote this odd poem.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete
Bring on the Dancing Horses reviews
Dancing horses, something you would want to read. First I'm going to make it, and then I am going to break it till it falls apart.This is brought to you by the infamous, yet unheard of, mysterious, obvious, wonderful, terrible, loveable, freedom fighting
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Complete
Alice reviews
english project poem
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Complete
Midnight Games reviews
a somewhat humorous poem that I find rather funnynot sure if anyone else does
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/26/2006
FAT reviews
My poem about bulima and how sickening and serious this issue is. I however, never had an eating disorder.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Complete
A Sandwich Sonnet reviews
I have a strange sense of humor, but then again, I am DarthKader
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Complete
A Story Written by Nadia reviews
This Story is weird, bare with me, I am a first time writer
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/24/2006