g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.

. "Hatred comes from the heart, contempt from the head, and neither feeling is quite within our control." Bullshit, she thinks. Then she meets Matthew Valentine.

She's a strong, independent P.I. just trying to get through each day. Unbeknownst to her, she's dangerous to vampires. She gets sucked into their world when all vampires make a choice: kill her or turn her. Except for one. He wants to save her. [COMPLETE]

Seb was mortal, married in the human world. My boyfriend ran away with a pink eyed loon. And then he came into town, Lucian Boom. He fell from the sky, cursing my name and calling me a red haired midget spy. I hated him and was positive he hated me too.

I used to have a corny summary for a make believe story to lure people to read this. This is not, in fact, fiction. It is a commentary on the quality of the stories on this site...

He was the guy no one could really label. She was just another prep. And they weren't even obsessed with each other. Yet.

Drag. That's what happens when you combine one intriguing older girl, a couple games of pool, and a series of poorly advised bets. Some things have to be learned the hard way; for Greg Harris, that seems to be the only way.

[COMPLETE] Let me tell you, if Cinderella had tried on MY shoes for a day, she would have gotten her magic pumpkin kicked from once upon a time to happily ever after. But if the shoe fits...

How many Christmases was it going to take for him to come back to her? Cliche little oneshot.

It all started with a pick up line... "Can you tell me what time it is?" She looked at her watch. "2:47, why?" "Well, don't you want to remember the time we met forever?"... Who knew it would turn out to be so much more...

ONEshot. - We were, as most people would call these days, friends with benefits. "So yeah, I guess this is it." I whispered at his sleeping form. I removed his arms from me and I felt the absence I would feel for the rest of my life. "Goodbye."

Oneshot. It was another Friday afternoon, just you and me under the apple tree.

Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.

REMOVED. The way Eric Langstrom sees it, showing up everywhere she goes will convince her that he doesn't care about social hierarchies, and that they belong together. Too bad it isn't as easy as he wants it to be. -One shot-

He had dated girls from almost all stereotypes - cheerleaders, goths, emos, musicians, etc. All the stereotypes, all the girls, except for one - his best friend.

ONE SHOT. “This is closure,” he whispers. I nod. “I know.” “Then why is it so hard?”

(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.

he looks at her and wonders if she really is a whore. she's slept with enough guys, yet something keeps him from labeling her that way. maybe it is her face when she is sleeping, or the way she smells of clean cotton, which is not the way whores smell...

ONE SHOT. “I heard you had a girlfriend. Kirk told me she was pretty.” Her voice was wobbly. “She’s beautiful,” he murmured. “Do you love her?” she asked after a pause. He said, “I’ll never love her like I loved you.” Suddenly, I couldn’t breathe.

-ONE SHOT- "They've been hugging each other since we turned into this hallway. How can anyone stand giving each other twenty second hugs?"... "Twenty second hugs. Only the people I truly love would ever have those moments with me."

REMOVED .shot One .chance their lose could they before ...backward all it got she bad Too .her And .serenity wanted He

“Is this something you do all the time? When a guy tells you he likes you, you strip in front of him and drown yourself in a pool?” "Maaaybe." And she fell sideways into the pool, giggling. one-shot.

ONE SHOT. SKoW challenge response. “You're mine. And I'm yours. It's a whole big possession thing. Point is: I love you.”

So, random guy sneaks up behind me, closes my eyes and gives me a heartfelt speech. Then he apologizes and says he got the wrong person. Then he rambles on about his screwy love life. And me? I’m just too traumatized to figure out what’s happening.

They met at the age of four. He looked at her with a frown, dark eyes narrowing. “Your hair is stupid like that,” he loftily informed her, flicking one of her pigtails disdainfully. “Yeah, well you're shorter than me... shorter than a girl," she retorted.

You Stupid, stupid girl.' he muttered resting his head on mine, 'Why did you make me feel this way about you' I glared up at him 'I can't help it, stupid.'

Love was so much simpler when we were young.

Sitting somewhere in California, laughing at the yuppies, in their hundreds.

.."Jillian, I love you. I love you like a dog loves licking his own crotch.” ONE SHOT

Note to self: Next time you see the school Goth without makeup buying tampons at a local store, don’t start screaming and asking him if he’s a guy or not. He might find strange ways of giving you your answer.

REPOSTED. After three years on the cheerleading squad, I was still single, and pining after my geeky lab partner. Don't ask me how or why, because I couldn't tell you. All I know is that the way he mixes dangerous chemicals really turns me on.

“Let me guess,” Sam said into the intercom after a while, “You’re the singing leprechaun I hear people talking about.”“Close enough,” He answered,“Only I’m six-foot tall, I don’t have pots of gold, and despite popular belief, I can actually sing."one-shot

So that’s how it happened. I lost the bet, and now he had to know. The guy I had never ever talked to a day in my life had to find out that I liked him. This was bound to be awkward.

Being the substitute is like being called by your dad to pick up the newspapers when your dog is throwing a tantrum; Like having a girlfriend who only talks to you when her anime isn’t on; And like falling in love,but NEVER getting the girl. Oh,the agony.

‘I love y…y…yelling.’ She raised an eyebrow. ‘You love yelling?’ ‘Yeah, I do. Why? Is there anything wrong in a guy who loves to yell?’

“How do you know that you’ve fallen in love with someone?” She asked meekly. He raised his eyebrows. “I know that I’m in love when I fart really loudly, and the first thought that pops into my mind is ‘damn, if only she was here to hear it’.” one-shot.

The EAHoDSC is a long-standing tradition for Adelaide and her friends. But what happens when one of her other traditions - the delicious Charlie Harris - joins the fray? You know, besides the traditional inordinate amounts of sexual tension?

I am in a bunny suit. This is practically child abuse. As if it couldn't get worse, Logan Smalls—AKA, the Devil—has just taken a picture of me, in all my bunnified glory, for our school newspaper. I swear, I'm going to kill him. Easter oneshot.

Tess never meant for any of this to happen, never asked for a rock star to fall in love with her, for fascist sheep to invade her yard or for her new friend Ian, to be so sexy and have so many rabidly jealous girls after him. But somehow, it did.

He hates the holidays, especially Christmas. She's completely over her head and out of her element at this party. A crash, a messy kitchen, and their worlds collided. This is the tale of how Jack met Sally. Dedicated to Sukidayo. Bonus Chapter included.

First, he thought I had a clown fetish -Because I asked for his number when he was working as a clown-. Then, he started giving me balloon flowers -Because I was ‘as boring as a flower’-. What I never expected to come right after that, though, was love.

“Wait!” Jonathan ran towards me, again. He tripped over thin air and fell, again. He looked up from the ground with a boyish smile. “My horoscope said that if I fell down twice in front of a girl I like, she’ll fall in love with me!” One-shot.

“Did you honestly,” he panted, pausing to grin, “Just compare me to a Greek sex god?” Oh, he so wasn’t going to let that go, was he? -- Aphrodite never saw this coming...

‘And for how long have you liked me?’ He asked. ‘Oh,’ I replied. ‘Its been 2 years, 3 months, 1 week, 4 days, 5 hours, 32 minutes and 21 seconds…not that I’m counting, of course.’

Pen is not earth mother. And the boy is not gentle. But he is lovely and broken and if she could stop being a chickenshit she could call him up and ask him to take her to Casablanca. This is how the world begins.

He kissed me harshly on the lips. “I will miss you, but I won’t want to go back to the way things are now, you’re my past, not my future.” One-shot

Thanks to Tyler Hainsworth, Charlotte's Saturday nights are usually filled with fun, laughs, and a few messes. What happens when another Hainsworth steps in for the night? [oneshot]

Pining for years is by no means a healthy way to live. So what's a girl to do but confront the object of her secret affections? [oneshot]

“There are no beetles to ‘punch buggy’ at, so with that I...double punch buggy!” He just punched me in the shoulder. I looked at him, narrowing my eyes. He just smiled. Jerk. Although, I couldn't help smiling goofily back.

When bickering rudely becomes romantic. One shot. Merry Christmas y'all.

“Alright,” I heard our boss shout from inside the building “Who wrecked the photocopying machine?” “Shit,” he murmured against my lips again but this time he grinned and said “It wasn’t us, kay?” “Kay.” I said. [Christmas ONESHOT]

REMOVED. When your boyfriend disappears at strange hours of the night, your thinking tends to gravitate towards him cheating on you. When you demand the truth, however, things can turn even weirder. One shot

Oneshot "Of course I'm crying," I said frankly, "I've been crying for months. In fact I've pretty much been crying ever since my boyfriend said 'oh and this is my brother Mac' and I thought I was having a heart attack."

[One Shot] The day started normally. However, at precisely 7:52am in the middle of a school hallway, I suddenly found myself pinned against the wall and kissing James Whitaker, the hottest guy on campus. And did I mention that he tastes like peppermint?

[one shot] “Anyways,” added Bee airily, “I'll always see you, wallflower or not.”

If you asked Rachel about trust, she'd say it's difficult, being outcasted at home and school. If you asked Jay, he'd give you that sexy Gothic smirk and say it isn't worth it. So why did he have to walk out of her bathroom and change everything? CH 12 UP

Complete! Between the three of us, we were probably connected to everyone in our year group and helped people meet the men or women of their dreams. But then one dream turned into a nightmare when I realised I'd fallen in love with the target…

She was just a girl falling in love with the boy who came up to her, out of nowhere, to tie her shoelaces. Oneshot.

Make no mistake – Kane Hassan might seem like your typical whoring profligate, but in reality he is so much more than that...

[COMPLETE] He was my ex boyfriend's current girlfriend's ex boyfriend. Apparently that's the biggest reason why we should never be associated with one another. But too bad neither of us cared about the morals of society.

It all started with a cookie. Well, sort of. But all I knew was that it ended with my dancing with a cute guy... who bit me. Um. -Oneshot-

REMOVED. SKoW challenge response. A boy who can't speak, a little girl determined to read his soul and a pink hair ribbon can add up to so many things... including love.

crunchberries taste better when I eat them out of your bowl.

What: Stranded. When: One screwed up summer vacation. Where: A deserted Island. How: Long story. Who: Me. And that guy who doesn’t really count because at this rate I’m gonna kill the jerk before we ever get rescued...

It tastes terrible. Thirty seconds of life, described.

What to do, what to do? The girl you love thinks you love everyone else, so what do you do? Oh, I don't know, tell her? OneShot.

He wished he could say sorry for things he couldn't apologize for. A shittyass van, a long drive, and the people they picked up. Maybe there was someone yet to change his mind about the world. Or maybe he was meant to change hers. OneShot.

COMPLETE! My name is Loralai Sterlin.. oh and the guy who has me in a headlock? That's the First Son, James Winters.. he's my soulmate, he just doesn't know it yet. Probably because he thinks I'm a guy, I'm actually a girl. Yea.. welcome to my life..

You know those hopeless romantics who sit around watching Disney movies and writing love poetry to no one in particular? Yeah, that's me, but I'm still looking for my prince charming. But have I yet to meet him, or have I known him all along? COMPLETE!

Complete. It's not that I was a bad person. Actually, I was quite a good person. I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Not my fault. And then he walked in. Oh, sweet irony.

It was the perfect cliché... or so she thought. But sometimes things just don't turn out the way you expect them to. -Oneshot-

COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE Amazing what occurs when witty bad boy Donovan makes a bet to seduce sarcastic good girl Piper. Follow the story of their intertwined existence through high school as lessons are learned and relationships forged. EDIT IN PROCESS

Let me tell you one thing. Being a twin isn’t all that glamorous. It isn’t always fun, especially when your twin is freakishly popular, and an incredibly overprotective older brother.

Your crush calls in to tell you that his date is no longer coming to his formal. It's very simple. All you have to do is ask...[one shot]

[COMPLETE] He is the popular, hot guy. He is also my brother's best friend and the bane of my existence. And me? Well I'm just the girl that hates him. Now add in a project, my best friend, another guy, and some corn...when did my life become a cliche?

If, on the morning of June 6, you had told me that my life would change that same day, I wouldn't have believed you. Because honestly, I found no chances for my life to change. It's funny what a letter and a boy from the past can do. -Oneshot-

Meet Ryan, a somewhat intense young man who falls in love with a girl through her Blocbuster rentals. Oneshot.

he's rigid again. . . is he cold?

I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.

ONE-SHOT. Ever fallen in love with a boy at a bus stop, who you've never talked to? (It's called bus-stop-boy syndrome.)

[Rated for language, Short story] She's a typical bleeding heart, so when a suicidally depressed, foulmouthed, unpleasant mancreature shows up at her doorstep for shelter, it isn't like she has much choice but to take him in. Written entirely in dialogue

Sienna is the new girl. The new girl hopelessly in love with the hottest boy imaginable. The problem: he's a scene kid and he and his friends are only interested in her because she's the starring player in their ultimate getback scheme.

Complete My parents were gone. I was 17 and living with my 5 older brothers in Chicago and not allowed to date their friends. What was a girl to do when the one she loved took her by surprise?

Anna Mitchell has always been obsessed. She has loved goths since the time she first met one. But her obsession has taken a new twist, in the form of a certain blue-haired goth boy. Just how far will she go to get his attention?

i still taste you on my tongue

She blamed herself for an event she couldn't control, yet the boy with the brown eyes could see through her lifeless stare.

Play until your fingers bleed. So I did.

Bright, stubborn & independent Jesse hates her peers at Hilton. Titled, chilled & handsome William fits in just fine. Can he convince her that not everyone hailing from wealth is shallow? Can he convince everyone else that class doesn’t matter?

Miranda meets Finn in writing class, at first not liking him but soon realizing that they both enjoy the pleasures of banter. Will family and life ambitions get in the way of their relationship? -Now Finished-

She met her older brother's hot friend Charles. In pajamas. Shoveling ice cream down her throat. And she keeps meeting him in her pajamas, when looking her worst. He doesn't mind though. In fact, he kinda likes it. One-shot.

"You watch him with other girls, listen to him rave about each new one in turn, and feed his mom lies about why he isn't home nights, all the while wishing he were yours." (One-shot)

I've recently become aware of the fact that I no longer hate the number nine.

When you’re trying to co-direct a school play to get theatrical credit for college the last thing you need is to be torn between the school’s resident Mr.Popular & Mr.Rebellion. Dee finds herself in that exact position & things only get more complex

Hey, Alice, how's the view from way up there/And is it hard to be so large and alone?/Wondering if it's any easier being small/Gazing up at the sky and scream it isnt fair.

After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?

Aiden is captured by pirates while pretending to be a boy in order to get passage home. She needs to play a game of intrigue in order to keep her life while keeping her sex a secret. Based on old definition of Romance. R for complex characters. Complete

Life begins to turn around for self-described Grammar Nazi Desiree when she meets the quiet, brooding, English major Derek. However, things are not always as they seem. one-shot

Basically just a poem I wrote when I was feeling down about a crush...

OK, so maybe I shouldn't have been on my cousin J's s/n. . . but I worship her friend Dave! I had to talk to him. But now. . . he likes talking to me, I think - but since I was iming him on J's s/n - he's falling for HER! (completed)