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Okay, neither of us have updated this in about a year, and it's quite embarassing to read over this really. So I'm redoing it. Rad, if you're reading this in Science, good work. I MISS YOU BY THE WAY

This is a joint profile between best friends. Not to write a story or anything, except I think we were going to at one point...In fact I think we might have brainstormed it. Huh. Odd. If you have those planning sheets, please send them to me for some good entertainment. Anyways, it's more just something that we can bookmark good stories on to check out what's been updated lately.
NOTHING'S BEEN UPDATED RECENTLY
Maybe it's something like with a new fictionpress generation, and we just haven't found those stories yet...I think that's it actually. Cool banannas. When I finish this I'll go find some.
Yes, well I am Electra or Legz, I'm not fussed either way.
And the other (not as cool) being is Radhini, but you won't be able to pronounce it (nobody can 'cept her family and me, even my mum gets it wrong and they're like BFF haha) so just call her Rad.
Wow. What a mouthful.
Yeah, we live in Australia. We both have tiny kangaroos as pets...
No seriously, we don't, nobody does, it's actually illegal you fools!
And we go to different schools which is really sad
And I'm fifteen, and Rad's almost fifteen.
We share the same taste in music (alternativechristianrock) and films (80's90'schickflicks) and television (basically24) and books (harrypotter, tkam) and food (everything) and drinks (fuze)

Andddd we love these quotes:
("Where's Elizabeth?") "She's safe, just like I promised, she's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised, and you get to die for her, just like you promised. So, we're all men of our words really, except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman." - J.S., Pirates of the Caribbean

“Parting a soup is not a miracle, Bruce. It's a magic trick. A single mom who's working two jobs, and still finds time to take her son to soccer practice, that's a miracle. A teenager who says "no" to drugs and "yes" to an education, that's a miracle. People want me to do everything for them. What they don't realize is they have the power. You want to see a miracle, son? Be the miracle.” – God, Bruce Almighty

TTFN
(if you haven't gotten a Winnie the Pooh daily dose lately, that's ta ta for now)

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Games of the Heart by starsprinkles9604 reviews
So you're a recluse with odd tendencies and a friendship that SHOULDN'T be working. What happens when those closest to you push for a change thinking it's in your best interest? Sometimes the ones closest to you are the ones who know you the least. New chapter,Chapter 29, is up**Earlier chapter edits continue!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 538,013 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/2/2021 - Published: 3/21/2003
Breaking Brian Deacon by SamanthaNicole reviews
REPOSTED. Brian has been trying to win my heart since kindergarten, when he handed me a valentine with a worm inside. Too bad he doesn't understand the meaning of the word 'no.' 13 years later he's still trying, but I'm standing my ground. Or trying to.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 8/5/2017 - Published: 5/2/2008
Swish by lovelyhead reviews
He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn't know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won't let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,357 - Reviews: 3500 - Favs: 2,910 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Jonnie the Girl by RedRogue55 reviews
Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink. JONNIE IS BEING RE-RELEASED CHAPTER BY CHAPTER TO PROMOTE NEW JONNIE WEBSERIES! Youtube teaser trailer up now!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,871 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 9/1/2007
Getting Malcolm by pinkmist reviews
He stared down at me, eyes dark and unrelenting. "Do you want Malcolm?" Stupid question. But I nodded anyway. "Then kiss me." Talk about getting caught between a rock and a hard place. *SKoW Winner*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 140,913 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 1,412 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 6/29/2006
Nobody Said It Was Easy by Secretive reviews
Sequal to QoaQR: Nobody said love was easy...then again no one mentioned the mind games, precocious kids, homicidal inventions, therapy, or as much stalking as is going on. I feel woefully misinformed...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,441 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 9/5/2006
Reason and Romance Redux by Myrika reviews
A drunken one night stand with Alex Montgomery is a complication Adrian Blake doesn't need, especially not when he's her new stepbrother. /PUBLISHED/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 4312 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
His Saving Grace by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
He thinks she's playing at being an adult, she just wants him to grow up. She's going back, he swore he never would. It used to be them against the world, but years have passed and things aren't quite as simple anymore. Sequel to SMtL. ***Removed and now available on Amazon, i-Tunes, Barnes and Noble and Smashwords***
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 8/11/2009
So Much to Learn by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 9,369 - Reviews: 3002 - Favs: 3,669 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Private Lives, Public Property by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 3193 - Favs: 3,391 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Six Weeks With Satan by woodstock1969 reviews
It should have been the best summer ever: a six week tour with my choir through six major cities in Europe. Sounds amazing, right? I thought so too, until I remembered who was going with me: Kurt Matthews, my obnoxious, infuriating nemesis. Oh joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 130,794 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
Suddenly Slowly by ithinkimae reviews
"I think I love you, Hal." He said lackadaisically. I pushed his hands off my shoulders. I couldn't listen to his nonsense and it didn't help that I let him act this way with me. "You need help Gavin. Plus, you're drunk." This was too much for a girl to handle so late at night.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,452 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 3/15/2005
Through Me by Maeven reviews
So his friend was the one who got the crossdressing girl in the all boys school. Like Tristan Harland is ever the type to lose out, especially not to some girl who stalked him all the way from China. Problem is, she isn't exactly the type to lose either.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 176,563 - Reviews: 2554 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
In the Eye of the Tiger by Ameliebabie reviews
Leah Townsend is on the run.And in serious danger.Desperate,she finds herself in the hands of a spy who is as dangerous as they come.Has she jumped from the frying pan into the fire?R&R!Thanx PLS READ MY UPDATE ON CHAP 30 IF YOU ARE NEW TO THIS STORY.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,895 - Reviews: 2068 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 3/5/2003
Of Money and Mouths by mrdryrdrlngs reviews
Take a girl who cheats, a guy she can't stand, and her gay, sometimes crossdressing ex. Throw in a pissed off football player, one doozy of a bet, and more money than should be handled by people like this. Mix well. Chaos, anyone?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 3/29/2007
They Call it a Cliché by angels and effects reviews
REMOVED. So he's my twin brother's best friend. The supposedly hot one who gets the girls while I hang out with the loud mouthed, all round idolized jocks of the school. Then he kisses me one night... wait, WHAT?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 4216 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
Letters to You by Kendal reviews
The last time she'd talked to him, he was wearing a coconut bra, a grass skirt, and more makeup than a Las Vegas prostitute. Peyton Schulyer could only wonder at the intricacies of Fate that left her cryptography partners with Jordan Cross.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Abide With Me by Myrika reviews
Sheltered by her family's wealth, Mia McKinley was happy. But when she discovers her grandmother might still be alive, her cocooned life is shattered. Now, with the help of two boys, she must find out what she really wants. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 2344 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Sapphires and Emeralds by Quill-and-Blood reviews
A tale about a girl, a boy and their happily ever after. -Removed-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Girl for Hire by belle.nisce reviews
They're together - only for the press. But she doesn't fit in to his world - and he makes sure it stays that way. Everybody is against them - including themselves, so really, what's the best that can come out of what they have - which is nothing? CH12 UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,513 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 4/27/2007
Sox in a Box by Myrika reviews
She's appalled by his food choices. He thinks she's a baseball curse. It's definitely not a match made in heaven or in Boston, for that matter. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3506 - Favs: 4,197 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Hit or Miss by Someday-I-will-Understand reviews
For years, they unequivocally loathed one another. But then they found out that one hand washing the other benefited them both. And just like that, things began to change. And all it took was a band called Funk You & a broken camera. FIN.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,616 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Trouble Starts With a Q by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Redux. All Devon wanted was to be left alone. She tried reasoning. She tried pleading. Eventually she even turned to blackmail. The problem was Quentin Maxwell had just never learned the meaning of the word 'no.' //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 3528 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Chemistry by stroke in a can reviews
REMOVED // He’s Adam, she’s Eve. How could this not work?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Complete
Redheads Don't Lie by Justice Bana reviews
Jasmine Shanahan is a master manipulator of men. Just ask her brother. She can melt the heart of her father or make the meddling media adore her. She can't refuse a challenge. So when Jasmine meets the first man she can't control, she just can't back down
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,825 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008
When Jocks Retaliate by Slideshow reviews
When being blonde, good looking and a jock isn't enough, you bring out the big guns. Swear words, wildly made assumptions and petty revenge seemed like a good alternative. And who knows, maybe you'll get your girlfriend back once all of this is over.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,638 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 2/13/2006
Sacked In The Backfield by RockFan reviews
Removed temporarily
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
Désenchantée by Kendal reviews
Morgan Girancelli and Quinn Carter weren't meant to be together. Morgan has trust issues. Quinn has arrogance down to a science. They each think the other's in it for sex. True love? They said it never stood a chance. DISCONTINUED. Obviously at this point
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,735 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 8/26/2006
Worthy Pursuits by Cherie Dee reviews
Three women make a bet to be more adventurous...particularly when it comes to going after the men they want. Or aren't willing to admit they want...But things don't go according to plan...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2007
Luckless, Anonymous by arachibutyrophobia reviews
Story taken down due to plaigarism concerns. My apologies..]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/26/2007
A Cliche in Training by Striped Leopard reviews
Let me tell you one thing. Being a twin isn’t all that glamorous. It isn’t always fun, especially when your twin is freakishly popular, and an incredibly overprotective older brother.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,568 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/9/2006 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Letters from a toothpick fiend by Plinky reviews
Sophia, 17, mad as a demented bucket, writes a bunch of thoughts and sends them to a random address, because ... well, just because. What happens, though, when someone writes back? And who's the hot new guy at school?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,688 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005
The V word by Lulai reviews
IT IS FINISHED! Normal? That word barely fits into Kate's vocabulary. She thought her life was the epitome of weird, that is, until a handsome stranger comes into her shop and tells her that she hasn't fed enough... Chapter nineteen and epilogue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,964 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
My Beautiful Mistake by stroke in a can reviews
[Fin... revised] Christine moves from Ohio, albeit reluctantly, and is tossed into a new life. She isn't sure about the attention she's receiving from all over, but she discovers things aren't always as clear as they seem.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,249 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Complete
For the Sake of Convenience by Knightengale reviews
Gabriel Winters cringes at the very thought of marriage. Clara Browne's feelings for Gabriel are no less hostile. So when outside forces throw these two into a union, neither is too thrilled about it. Will love ensue or will disaster strike? -Completed-
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 54,769 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/31/2003 - Published: 3/30/2003