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Author has written 16 stories for Sci-Fi, Humor, Play, Supernatural, General, General, Horror, and Romance. DopeyTheChosen1 is a junior in high school who lives out in the boonies with her parents, two brothers, two dogs, four cats, various chickens, and other random pets (such as the pacific giant salamander that she caught today :P). She enjoys writing more than anything else (other than a good mexican dish, perhaps) and hates her math teacher. Her other hobbies include riding four wheelers, swimming, and hanging out online. She can most commonly be found at http://bit.ly/aVB4I Chigaru, which the name of a character of hers from a story that never really got off the ground . . . or on the runway . . . actually, I guess you could say that it "exploded in the hangar." Feel free to chat or RP with her on Solia--she loves just chatting away, even if it's about nothing! |
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The Deadly Flower by Carmel March reviews
She's a strong, independent P.I. just trying to get through each day. Unbeknownst to her, she's dangerous to vampires. She gets sucked into their world when all vampires make a choice: kill her or turn her. Except for one. He wants to save her. [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 167,828 - Reviews: 2319 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
The Runaways by RegretfulEuphoriaBooks reviews
A second attempt at a story I tried writing a while ago. Basically, the lives of six kids. It's what happens when High-School is mixed with genetic abnormalities and more troubles than most people can handle at sixteen. Please R&R!
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 1/23/2007
Things you Don't Want to Hear by asylum writer reviews
Quotes you don't want to hear from people in various professions. [new: psychiatrists]
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007
Dedicated to my Shadow by LavenderLilly reviews
Shadow wasn't born into the world of men, but was created. He was to be nothing but the shameful secret of a mad scientist, an object forced into the dark, until an unexpected death draws him into the light.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,332 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
The Hunt for the Golden Stapler by BellonaFlayreRiver reviews
it was 4th period. We needed a stapler that worked. and couldnt find one. ANYWHERE. vv. Eff me sideways.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2007
Slaughterhouse Poetry by Kaelefay reviews
[poetry] The words are dead.
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Complete
A Package For You by multiples of six reviews
A day in the life of a delivery boy. [one shot]
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
The Redneck Ride of Bubba Reese by Scribe Mozell reviews
A little flyer at nonsense verse. Just an incident you might read about in The World Weekly news.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Rupert Lord of Creation by Rubik's Cube reviews
What if the one entity responsible for everything ever was a small, feisty beetle? What if he was squished? What if he smelled of dead cow? This story is really my first attempt at humorous writing and it's a work in progress. Advice is appreciated.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/28/2007
Rantings Of a Blind Man and a Blue Duck by paperthinmask reviews
Complete Randomness
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2007
Why not to trust internet translation machines by Goddess of Grammar reviews
A short comedy. Nonsensical, silly and random. Tara writes a poem. The internet mangles it. We've all been there. The first part is in Japaneseor at least my terrible attempts, but you don't need to speak, or even read, it to understand the irony.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/5/2006
ENIGMA by Titen-Sxull reviews
The question is, how much do you want to know? 24 Chapter novel, Read and Review plz, even if its one chapter at a time
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,687 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Complete
i'M bad at summaries by Mr.Satire reviews
A parody of thirteen-year-old, grammatically-challenged, sugar-high females that occasionally run rampant on FictionPress. If this description fits you, please don't form a mob and burn me at the stake!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/11/2006
Rappin' Wit' Poe by Mr.Satire reviews
Like Poe, I'm a poet, and I'm sho' gonna show it!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/3/2006
Pants by AbbeyEileen reviews
...Tinfoil underpants? really random! RnR!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Complete
little girl by sloppy firsts reviews
cloud nine only one ninety five.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/28/2005
Ten Random Limericks by Bragi reviews
A compilation of ten random silly limericks I composed in my notebook in summer school for lack of anything better to do.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2005
Ducks by Raiast reviews
Rated for language. I sincerly believe i might have been drunk when this was written...sheer randomness
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2005
10 Second Rule by Dark Wolf1887 reviews
The 10 second rule only suggests that you eat the food if it hasn't been on the floor for more than 10 seconds
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2005
k u m o by yui-kun reviews
the cloud.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2005
KFC by DontMakeMeOver reviews
Randomness from Freshman English
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2004
Sushi High by A Memory Of Wings reviews
The pointless antics and lives of 5 teenagers. Warning: Inane humor, characters doing stupid things, mild sexual references, comedy violence and cheese inside.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/17/2004
Penway Composition by Molotov reviews
More stupid/silly random rhymes. Huzzah. Huttah.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6/2004
Last Requests by TriciaArlene reviews
R&R please!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2004
My Requests by ForgottenInk reviews
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30/2003
Nightstalker by Alucard reviews
Another poem I felt like submitting. If people like these poems I may add a few more. Please read and review.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2002
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Untitled
Riahnna has become arranged to marry a man that she's never even met! She escapes her father's house to go on the road in search of true love. . .but can she find it before her father brings her back home and forces her to go through with the marriage?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,530 - Published: 6/30/2009
Untitled Right Now
Damion is...different.This makes it hard to have friends for a long time. Unfortunately, making them is no problem.On his first day at a new school he befriends Mickey and Sparky-two kids who are a bit different themselves. But will their friendship last?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Published: 5/12/2009
Lil' Sierra Slayer
When Wolfie spazzes out on a trip to the Afterlife, time begins to go backwards--and forwards as the majority of the group begins to get younger, while a special exception begans to get older! 1st chapter of story only. Details in author's note in chapter
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,124 - Published: 3/27/2009
The Beast
A creature known as The Beast has been held in a small forest as long as he can remember. Or has he? Memories leak through the wall separating his animal side from his human mind. He is soon thrown into a world of strange things...or are they familiar?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Published: 2/1/2009
32 Stories reviews
A collection of short stories that usually result in death.So far there is only one of them, but the collection will continue to grow.When this collection is complete, a summary of all of them will be added.rated for gore :D
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,479 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008
Sierra Slayer Book Three: The True Evil reviews
How many times do I hafta' tell ya? check the last chapter! . so happeeeeee! volume three out! check the forums too! new characters in this one! Alex kicks uknowwhat! meg's still a brat! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! stronger language in this one though!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,585 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
Sierra Slayer Book Two: The Prophecy of Fangs reviews
Sierra's off the the Life to battle The Shadow again. There she meets a new friend and possible ally, Alex. also, the shadow's true powers are shown. Check out chapter 9 for full...wow! so much pressure in my ear i can't hear! anyway, chapter 9 is summary
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,780 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
Death's Street reviews
The day her mother died, Alex's life changed forever. She ran away from home at the age of 10, but is being caught up in a gang's war really better than living with her abusive father? The story of bluehaired tomboy from Sierra Slayer. Status: on hold
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007
Sierra Slayer Book Four: Inner Souls reviews
ok...finally got offa my butt and typed some stuff up. it's gonna be slow going tho, i'm currently working on a fanfiction that's taking up my time. SUmmary: Sierra's soul emerges....omg that's so lame. cookies to whoever writes a better one. ratd 4 langa
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2007
The Angels Trilogy I: Heaven And Hell reviews
He wants to open the gate to hell, bring his vampire brethren into the world. For this he needs Rin. But his old victim, Rei, is after him with his new servant, Watanabe.THIS SUMMARY SUCKS! PLEASE READ! IF YOU LIKE VAMPIRES! BETTER SUMMARY LATER! UGH!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,819 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2007
I Take Requests! reviews
what is her purpose in life? hey, you tell me! i take requests from the reviews and put them in the story. written for the ppl by the ppl. ch1 only a half page long, check it out, plz! R&R, even bigger plz! rating and genre may change.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/6/2007
The Prophecy of Fangs reviews
There's a real prophecy, sierra! and here it is! the prophecy of my new series: Sierra Slayer. chapter two is just a little note describing the origin of the prophecy and the possiblity of another one.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
Sierra Slayer Book One: The Unlife reviews
Sierra Slayer was your average teenage girl...until she died. reborn in the town of Deadnail as one of the undead, Sierra finds that she is mixed up in an 'ancient prophecy' and must save the dimensions from The Shadow. see chapter 10 for full summary R&R
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,222 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Complete
The Monster Who Eats Everything reviews
This is not really very scary, we just thought that we should put it on horror as a joke. a funny skit written by my brother, PLEASE R&R!
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Complete
The Adventures of: Jan, Kat, and Bekky! reviews
This story is basically about three girls who do a bunch of randomly stupid things together. This is my second story on here, and I think it may be my best idea so far. Rated for language and future chapters may have some 'situations'. PLEASE R&R!8765432
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007
Mininar: The Lower Land reviews
This story is...dead, a piece of crap, kaput, burnt out, not working, R.I.P.You can read it if you want, and if you bug me enough with your reviews, i just may bave enough guts to finish it,though i doubt it.man,i sound like Marvin from Hitchiker'sGuide.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,687 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Complete
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