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Joined 09-10-06, id: 540213, Profile Updated: 12-07-08
Author has written 3 stories for Biography, and Fantasy.

New FP means new bio. Oh yes. I'm still here. Just - typer's block.

I'm still nutty as a loon ball. Still 20 (age edit), still chem eng, still male.

Still a romantic, although I now know I can't write it as romance alone.

Still energetic but I know when to be silent now too.

Still obsessive - luckily it is not people I obssess over.

Still alone, but getting over myself.

"We're still having fun and we're still the one."

Still a freak - freaks rock.

Still have orange shirts and the Rockit shoes - although the rockit shoes are no longer my main ones. I know have my Back in blacks.

Ask me a question I will tell you no lies.

Hello people. I got pics for my chars. they're here... - http:///

These guys rock - go Faith - http:///group/reviewers-found/

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Take Me Home by Carina Pir reviews
Can Lucifer be redeemed? Lucifer, fallen angel and Lord of Hell, has taken a lover and he finds that their relationship is an unorthodox one. Mature sexual themes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,086 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/25/2015 - Published: 4/2/2009
So Much to Learn by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 9,369 - Reviews: 3002 - Favs: 3,668 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Carpe Diem! by Cali-Girl87 reviews
Conquest, slavery, deception, distrust, brutality, secret affairs... Rome. During the reign of Hadrian, the wealthy and prominent Valerius Family struggles against these issues and more in the hedonistic society that was Ancient Rome. Full summary inside.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 224,095 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 11/1/2006
Twenty five over by Eve Lindsey reviews
25kg stands between Cody and Mr Popularity. After a cruel prank, she changes her life and loses it, but is it too late for her to realise that beauty is only skin deep?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 126,027 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 8/18/2006
When Life Gives You Lemons by disgusteddiscussion reviews
When life gives you lemons, a hot best friend, fantasies about men in togas, an obsessive stalker, possesive boyfriend and no chances of lemonade . . .you end up sticky. MxM Graphic.Lemons, angsty teenage stupidity and rape of a minor. Mature readers only
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,353 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009
Power of Shadows by Derrick Bartane reviews
Working title. Derrick's life is perfect. Well, aside from the fact that he's stuck in world filled with magic users. And everyone wants to kill him. Other than that, it couldn't be better.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,696 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 8/24/2006
Cinderella Never Saw This One Coming by Sally Can Wait reviews
[COMPLETE] Let me tell you, if Cinderella had tried on MY shoes for a day, she would have gotten her magic pumpkin kicked from once upon a time to happily ever after. But if the shoe fits...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,799 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
The Job by sleepingsylvannymph reviews
The fate of four couples is in the hands of seasoned matchmaker angel Ryan and his scatterbrained new partner Meg, making for a romantic comedy with more than enough supernatural elements. Oh, joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,082 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3509 - Favs: 4,201 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
A Light in the Dark by TheSkyIsGreen reviews
Karina does not enjoy getting kidnapped. While she was in the middle of a crucial theory. She also does not enjoy being stuck a perverted shapeshifter, a shy Servant, and who knows what else. But, of course, this happened anyways.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,435 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 10/24/2006
By The Moon by TakaShira reviews
In a world where female Lykae are rare, practically unheard of, words fall from a dying mutt speaking of a wolfgirl hidden in the north. Protected by one pack, sought after by another. The King of the Lykae will stop at nothing to have the perfect mate.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,954 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007
Dancing with a Queen by Enigmatic Night reviews
Boy meets girl [he already knows] and asks her out. Girl tells boy that she isn't gay. It's not her fault he was dressed in drag. Ridiculous. [OneShot, at least for now]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
The Bluest Eyes by Vivian Locke reviews
Matthew Braun has spent his entire university career building his reputation as the main playboy on campus. That is until his friends bet him 500 dollars that he could never get the most stuckup bookworm, Rayne Johnson, to spend a night with him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 71,547 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
Writing’s Mistress by Lady DreamWriter reviews
When your gift is your life, and your lover is the Goddess of Writing, do you really care if the world around you thinks that you are insane?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Subtle Changes by SimplyPink reviews
Throughout their lives, Aubrianne and Brent have been stereotyped as the naive cheerleader and the quiet rebel. Yet, they have been inseparable since kindergarten. Now that they're beginning their adult lives, unexpected changes enter their friendship.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,789 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Complete
Complex Life by StormDancer reviews
When your once best friend, his now best friend and your worst enemy and two other hot guys make up an awesome rock band who you just happen to see at a concert, it can be a lot more difficult to move past teenage drama than it should be.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 8/20/2006
Angel's Blood by xzanabarx reviews
Suicides plague the town of Ranuren with no evidence of what is causing them, the only connection is all the victims are female. Are the girls killing themselves or is it silent murder?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 10/23/2006
Enough by GabyLilith reviews
Gaby always had problems in accepting herself and trusting others. When she unwillingly falls in love what will happen? Will there be a happy ending or just another heartbreak? Read and review pleaseeee!May change rating later.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,499 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/26/2007 - Published: 11/3/2006
The Guardian Angel by Little Miss Angel reviews
[COMPLETE] Eric is half naked when he walks into his room to find Aurora sitting on his bed. What's he supposed to say when she tells him that she's his guardian angel? He's destined for great things, but what happens when forbidden feelings develop?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Complete
Green Bottle Light by ArmandsArdour reviews
A man awakes with bruises, covered in blood, unaware of how he got there and unaware of how to reobtain his memory of a lost day.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 10/24/2006
Contest by GryffindorsQueen reviews
Invented as a game for kids, VD Screens (virtual reality glasses) were supposed to be fun. But now it's turned into a dangerous game and one FBI Agent finds herself stuck in a Contest that hasn't been won for over five years.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,271 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 9/22/2006
Down to Earth by Angel Weasel-Woman reviews
The daughter of Athena is charged with a quest on her two hundredth birthday go down to Earth and chose a profession for the rest of her existance. However, one should never offend a goddess and the Earth is not as beautiful as it would appear...
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 10/26/2006
History Always Repeats by StormDancer reviews
Liz was a skeptic, one who believed above all else there was no storybook romance. Ky was the new kid, and one who was determined to break her shell and be her knight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,361 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006
Front page life by Dr. Skittish reviews
She's the trouble magnet daughter of two famous idiots. He's the epitomy of mystery, a man who lives in the shadows and has a heart of steel. She's known him all her life, but what happens when the line is crossed?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2006
Masquerade by ferocity reviews
Seven DuGrey is charming, affluent, and popular amongst his peers. He's also disenchanted with life. To remedy this, he hosts a masquerade and tests the infamous myth of kissing a stranger.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 11/2/2006
Descended by Celtsea reviews
Devon Gerad, dubbed killer by everyone he knows, is about to end his tragic and unhappy life. But when a man shows up on his doorstep his life is about to change…for the worse. “You are in great danger Devon.”
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,251 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 10/21/2006
Heart of Gold by GryffindorsQueen reviews
Emerald Stone is back in action two years after the epic Pandora's Box. Only this time, demigods at the New Orleans Heroes Training Academy are disappearing, and its up to her and Jason to save the day. Again.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 9/16/2006
Red Midnight by Angel-Fergie reviews
“That was the reason I came here. The vampires are seeking specific girls. Supposedly there is a girl who can make a vampire indestructible. There is a description of the girl too. You match the description perfectly so they’ll be after you.”
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,464 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 12/31/2002 - Complete
Writer's Block by Ishtar08 reviews
Scarlet Neilson is a young writing enthusiast disgusted by her school's required reading material. Deciding to write her own book, she battles creative slumps and the psychotic killer: writer's block.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/21/2006 - Published: 10/19/2006
Rules of Childhood by theory of black reviews
C'mon, you know you want to revert back to childhood... the Author's Note has more details.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 6/19/2006
Morgan's Legacy by cian reviews
A college student finds a necklace that is a link to the land of Camelot and falls in love with Mordred, the man who is destined to kill King Arthur and also destined to die. Can she save them both?
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 10/30/2005
My name is, Bird by wizkid08 reviews
One-shot. Girl gets transported back to Trojan War. Girl gets captured by Achilles. Girl becomes mad, and, in defensive reaction, sarcastic and stuffy. Girl wants out, pronto.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,707 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2006
Pandora's Box by GryffindorsQueen reviews
Emerald Stone, daughter of Hades. Watch her fight for survival and her journey into the unknown as she fights an enemy that can drain all Hope from the world.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,021 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 7/7/2006
Time Candle by elisefey reviews
There is a darkness outside the living world where Time resides and a young woman faces the consequences of a youthful mistake.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,142 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Complete
Lucifer, Michael, and a Bar by Dragon Pearls reviews
Lucifer is drunk, Michael is moody, and conversation is made.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2006
Sweet Revenge by Cali-Girl87 reviews
A twisted version of Cinderella in which the girl is the Senator‘s daughter, kidnapped by a man of questionable morals and motives and in which the ‘glass slipper’ is used not as a sign for the man of her dreams to find her but as a ransom object for her
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,192 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2005
Guardian of the Punch Bowl by invisible.writer reviews
Every Valentine's Day she could be seen sitting not 2 feet away from the punch bowl, alone. She hated it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Complete
Roman Enslavement by Scribe Mozell reviews
A modern woman unwittingly angers a Roman goddess and is thrown back in time and place. She must face the dangers and difficulties of life as a slave--complicated by a VERY interested master.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,753 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/9/2003 - Published: 4/25/2003
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The Perfect Villian reviews
Oneshot for the WCC. A man stands before the people of his past and future, can he make the choice?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
The Human Genome reviews
When each of the races of the land are hit by a series of seemingly random acts of violence the world of Rederjin is plunged into war. With each of the pieces of the puzzle held in the memories of a select few, it is up to Ripold to collect the shards.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,615 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009
I believe reviews
This is a.... something. It's mine at least. It's yours to read.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2008
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