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Joined 09-22-06, id: 541269, Profile Updated: 10-31-08
Author has written 15 stories for Fantasy, Humor, Essay, Young Adult, Sci-Fi, Humor, Horror, and Play.

Name: A. Mei K. (it rhymes!), but Amei looks nicer

Age: I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. With knives.

Nationality: I'm a good ole American Yankee. That is why I haven't fully grasped metrics.

Species: Two parts writer, one part human, and three parts candy ninja

Just as a note, anything I say outside of a story is meant good-naturedly or I'm trying to be sarcastically charming. It's just that I haven't made a blood bond with text yet, so it can't fully convey my feelings when speaking in the vernacular. I also haven't grasped being serious on the internet either. Oh yeah, I have some forums that are being neglected and are in need for some random chat.

And that's me. I write things. "What things?" you may ask. Well, scroll down a bit and find out yourself. I'm mainly rewriting "Malevolence" (the old version's first chapter is here. You have been warned) but you may find a new chapter in my 21 Steps guide from time to time (suggestions and requests are wanted!).

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The Doorbell Rings by Elle dont tu lis les histoires reviews
A story about Death... yeah something I did for creative writing, up to "the doorbell rings" is by thomas bailey aldrich, the rest is what i wrote in 20 minutes to continue it. please R&R
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
Love Like Hell by Crazy Black Man340 reviews
Densuke, your average teen Demon Hunter, is sent to an all girl's school due to the fact that his father thinks he's gay. Can Densuke live with his secret kept to himself, and without the girl's thinking he's a pervert?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 248,043 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Complete
Denizen by LandUnderWave reviews
My first multichapter story I know I'm going to continue. A few words to get you started: Library, cardboard box, accidental interworld travel, books, seers, a linguist, and random weird word usage. Lots of that comes much later, of course. Have fun!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,390 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007
Osteomyelitis by Elle dont tu lis les histoires reviews
An essay I wrote for english. I wanted to name it Now That I Look Back On It, I Probably Should Have Done My PHysical Therapy. I only had 500 or so words, so it doesn't make too much sense. oh well. please R and R
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
A Game of War by Elle dont tu lis les histoires reviews
Two brothers fighting against each other... who will win? And will it really be a victory?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
That Essay That Everyone Else Writes by JJSLAM2129 reviews
Mary Sues, Cliches, Stupid Villans, Reviewers, Bad Logic and anything else I can think of that bugs me about today's stories. If something's bugging you, chances are you'll find it here. Now with Worldbuilding. Topic suggestions welcome! Reviews returned.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,758 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 10/5/2006
Hell In A Nutshell by S.L. Andersen reviews
A woman is stuck in a bathroom on Valentine's Day. Rated for sexual references and mild cursing.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
Superhero by xChildoftheStars reviews
A futuristic world government tries to improve upon humans, with disasterous results, and only one hope of bringing the world back from chaos.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2006
Seasons of Jade by Senshi Jade reviews
An original story with an anime feel about a girl whose past comes back to haunt her
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,207 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/1999
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21 Steps on How to: reviews
The ever expanding guide on unique things that can be accomplished in 21 steps!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/9/2006
Malevolence reviews
In recent times, as in the past century or so, the island of Dakarai has become very divided. The 7 Great Powers are losing the control they once had, with one rebel dragging up the past. And our sadistic little Xenos has been part of it since birth.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,168 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008
Frozen reviews
TwoShot Revenge is a dish best served frozen... Trust me, I was a doctor. Rated for blood and gore.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 9/16/2007
In a Sea of Blue reviews
Elle is joining the Liberal biased debate club. Coming from Texas, there's sure to be a clash...
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/18/2007
The Perfect Holiday reviews
Sequel to Can You Survive the Boring Day?. It's Christams Eve and you've done no shopping. What will you do, and can you survive it?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
Karma reviews
[OneShot] It was a good run, y'know? I got everything any man could want. My ulterior motives of getting there though, went against everything the bible ever taught us...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Perfection reviews
[OneShot] We were created as the humans' perfect tool. But with perfection, comes disaster.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
You'll Never Know reviews
Just because I want you to read, doesn't mean I'm going to tell you
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete
Don't Be Mistaken reviews
Why the hell would you think this is about drugs?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete
Dark Love reviews
Her head was not held high, she was not proud of what she did, but still wasn't sorry that he was dead. [Oneshot]
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Complete
Malevolence: A Beginning reviews
//discontinued// Read the rewrite, it's much better
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Complete
The Unwanted Present reviews
So, I guess this is an autobiography and I don’t know how I should start this… I mean, it all started when I got the unwanted gift of my unknown twin... I named this autobiography, “The Unwanted Present” and that’s just what this is about. ONE SHOT
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,877 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Complete
Star Chasers reviews
Jay and Rachel enjoyed the company of their animals to other people. On occasion the two of them would go for a trail ride together. It was on one of these fruitless rides that Rachel and Jay were thrown into the adventure of their lives...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 11/22/2006
Die By Confusion reviews
Must I lie any more to forget the truth the lie is lying about?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Survival of the Boring Day reviews
Can you survive a seemingly boring day? We shall see what the day brings. This is a make your own adenture stoty
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Complete
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