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Sorry I haven't lately people. I have been real busy. You know school, homework. If your familiar with "Survive", now your not. It’s gone. That story was something I pulled outta my ass with no plan, which is why it sucked. I was like ten, cut me some slack.

This will now be one of the longest profiles in history. I hate those because it takes forever to scroll down. :D

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile (Darn mirror mazes...)

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions or fictionpresses, copy this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Bronzehair topazeyes, XOMADCRAZZYOX (tehe) FallenAngel5439 (I SHALL DOMINATE THE WORLD ONE DAY MUAHAHA!)

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tried to hi-five somebody and end up hitting them in the head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, copy this onto your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (Which is so sad for me because I do have thumbwars with myself)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, edwards-gurl123, Production of Punk , SmilinSmiles, Fallen Angel543,

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior,bright black stars, Kohanita, XOMADCRAZZYOX, FallenAngel5439

Facts about me.

Gender:Female

Age: Uh... I can't remeber. -.- '

Yeah... I don't know what else to put.

Things I like to do: Listen to music, do art, laugh for no reason, draw, and my favorite, yell at people and such,

Some sayings I really like:

One by one the lawn gnomes steal my sanity.

I hear voices, and they don't like you. (Yeah, that's right. Waylen doesn't like you.)

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard was not what I meant.

Worry when I say I don’t need chocolate.

I walk the line between brilliance and insanity.

Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge."

"Just because I have a short attention span doesn't - look !SHINY!"

"Why dont you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.."

"I'm not physcotic, I'm a freaking retard. DUH"

"Tell your boyfriend to stop stalking me."

I'm one of those people who will let you jump off the bridge then say 'Screw that I want a bagel'

Here are some conversations with my friend/friends. They/I are/am not the brightest bulbs/bulb in the box. Jesus that was confusing. o_o

Me: LOL. And you shall not know the fluffy bread joke either. XD!!

Hersheys Rocks: fluffy bread? O.o

Me: OH MY FLIPPIN WEINER SCHNITEZLS OF COURSE FLUFFY BREAD!

Hersheys Rocks: weiner schnitezls? Der Weiner Schnitezl XD

Me:NO DUH!! Actually i hate weiner schnitezls (god we are spelling that word so wrong that i cant even say it XD) It always smells funky in there O.o

Hersheys Rocks: we are? I'm just spelling it the way you're spelling it XP

Me: yeah but try saying it out loud. it sound retarted if you say it out loud the way we are spelling it. XD!!

Hersheys Rocks: lol, that's the german language for ya XD

Me:German?! O.O German's scare me. T.T

Hersheys Rocks: hey hey, I'm german . well... part... -.-'

Me: O.o ' Um my bad... Well, full Germans scare me _ '

Hersheys Rocks: full germans from germany? yeah, those are scary XD

Hersheys: When ever there is an awkward silence, a gay baby is born _

Me:Yeah... I have been eating those microwavable chocolate pancakes for breakfast... They are really good! XD

Hersheys: eh? Chocolate pancakes? Bleh, yuckiez XP I had Hersheys Kisses for breakfast the other day though XD

Me: lmao. Well... they are exactly choco pancakes. They are regular pancakes with chocolate chips in them XP

Hersheys: shrugs- I don't really like chocolate in bread for some reason...

Me: O.O T-T-TRAITOR!! XD

Hersheys: Oh? How?!

Me: YA DONT LIKE CHOCO IN BREAD?! THAT IS LIKE SAYING "LYKE I LYKE DONNNNTT LYKE CHOCLATE"

Hersheys: No no no, you can only eat chocolate with chocolate, cookie dough, ice cream, and um... popcorn... YOU MUST RESPECT THE HERSHEYS~!!

Me: WHY CANT YA EAT IT WITH PANNNNCAKES??

Hersheys: cause the only thing you eat with bread is cheese!! you must also respect the cheese!!

Me: NOOOOO!! YOU CAN EAT BREAD WITH HAM AND CHEESE TOO!! REPECT THE HAM!! XD

Hersheys: YESS!! OMFG I LOVE HAM!!

Me: . Ham scares me.

God, that was probably the lamest profile known to man. I should probably go eat my own esophagus just to get away from it.

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