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Joined 09-26-06, id: 541722, Profile Updated: 10-26-10
Author has written 14 stories for Romance, Humor, Young Adult, and General.

With the recent bouts of plagiarism I would like to clarify that all my stories are 100 percent mine. I have never copied anyone nor have I ever thought about copying anyone, and people who do are just pathetic.

I am musicsaves.

I want to mean something.

At the end of the day, I just want to be happy. It's the only thing that matters.

I never know what to rate my stories or what categories to put them in so these two things involve epics rounds of eenie-meenie-miny-mo. Ditto for answers to questions I don't know on tests. Oh, and I'm terrible at editing. And updating.

My heart still gets all pitty-pattery when I get an e-mail regarding one of my stories.

My numero uno pet peeve: "cus". Say it with me kiddies, "BECAUSE"

I don't have much faith in people. I hope to find someone who proves me wrong but that's not working out.

Any plans on becoming a productive member of society went out the window awhile ago.

The most important thing about me? I can't stand stupid people, and I don't care what your kindergarten teacher told you; there are such things as stupid questions.

I like to think I'm witty, you may not agree. If your idea of wit is "that's what she said" or "in my pants" do us all a favor and go jump off a cliff, especially if you say these when it doesn't make sense. Unless it is absolutely hilarious then I might just keep you around.

I'm not a Miley fan, or a Jonas Brother's fan. I don't care if you are but keep that nonsense to yourself.

I think Twilight was a poorly written book on a weak foundation. Plus, Bella makes me cringe. Damn girl, do something for yourself for once! Knights in shining armor are highly unreliable and untrustworthy!

I don't get out much but I have the wildest parties in my head.

I swear like a sailor and it drives my mom crazy but I can't seem to stop (or I'm to lazy to try).

I SHOULD HAVE 'PARENTAL ADVISORY' WRITTEN ON MY HEAD AT ALL TIMES!

I smell like coffee. All the freaking time. Because maniacal driving IS involved in the mornings. I'm okay with this fact.

If you think I absolutely suck as an author just tell me and I'll go cry in a corner and then inform you that you don't have to read my stories.

YAY! QUOTES.

"Everything we do is a choice. Oatmeal or cereal, highway or side streets, kiss her or keep her, we make choices and we live with the consequences. If someone gets hurt along the way we ask for forgiveness, it's the best anyone can do."

To live would be an awfully big adventure.
-Peter Pan

"At 'I love you', girl you had me hooked. But the last time you said it your voice shook. You were never good with lies." (Song: Photos of You by Phone Calls From Home)

"And his lost look of a man who realized that all this dying was going to be the only life he ever had." (Book: The Virgin Suicides by Jeffrey Eugenides)

"I won't play the sap for you." Humphrey Bogart

"I'm a catch dammit! A bitchy, slightly neurotic catch but a catch none-the-less!"

"At the end of the day don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car."

"They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Of course I don't have to worry, since my intentions are usually pretty messed up."

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Stranger by Mardy Bum reviews
He was dark, handsome and killed anyone who looked at her. Amelia Spitz's heart never stood a chance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,888 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
That Little Twist by Spicydreams62 reviews
"No. I love you Giselle, but I won't do it. I won't choose. I can't choose between my best friend and my girlfriend. It's like she's the sun and you’re the air and you're asking me to give one up. I can’t choose. Not between you two," Brett growls.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,520 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Complete
Decay by Kristina Suko reviews
“I was once Ophelia and Juliet, my dear,” she says, her voice roughened with time and seasoned by years of smoking. “But the real love story; the one you have come to ask me about… well... it cannot be written in words."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Complete
the slut you slut by color thief reviews
The first time is never special enough.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Plastic & Steel by color thief reviews
He was mistaken.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Complete
Innocence and Petulance by Sada Green reviews
Soon he would hold her in his gazes again, smell the sweet scent of her hair, her skin. He would hear the delicate lilting of her voice. Little Maggie. Sweet, gentle Maggie… **Detailed Summary Inside** Rated M for language and graphic sex.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,781 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Complete
Juxtaposition: Right & Wrong by OldKatherineJames reviews
Twoshot. "What did you just say?" "Absolutely nothing." "A...Snickers?" "No. I lied. You're being an ass and won't illegally alter my grades, so I'm denying you the heaven of chocolate." "I'm being good teacher -- " "Keep telling yourself that."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,585 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
Befuzzled by Mailai reviews
There is a man in my bed. A very gorgeous, totally out-of-my-league man. Some sort of Greek Adonis, if you will... Is this a movie? One Shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Complete
The Great Pretender by Clavel reviews
Best selling novel The Scoundrel, it's author Belle, the actor cast to play the lead role in it's TV adaptation Liam, and one of Hollywood's best kept secrets between them equals gossip, drama and fun as they work together and pretend to get along.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,578 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
Learn to Live a Little by Hopelessly Cliche reviews
He was the silent, brooding type - tall, dark and handsome. He was the kind of guy my mother constantly told me to steer clear of. I didn't think twice as I hopped onto his motorcycle. Well, I guess it was a good thing I wasn't a mummy's girl. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,715 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
Personal Bias by Le Meg reviews
Julia King learns just how hard it is to remain professional in the face of personal bias and, oh, complete and utter loathing, when her boss takes on a new but familiar client. Written for the "I Love To Hate You" challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,949 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
One Year Stand by shootingfallingstar reviews
After a chain of commitment-phobic boyfriends, Jessica decides to have a no strings attached, no commitment necessary, one night stand. Then she decides to have another, and another. The problem is, its with the same man.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,435 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
The Rules of Engagement by judevanderhall reviews
She's a bleeding heart liberal. He's a jaded Marine. She's the best friend. He's the older brother. She's middle class. He's loaded. And they're sharing the same address. Painfully cliché? You have no idea. SKoW Winner and Runner-up, Round 8.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,321 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
Letters to You by Kendal reviews
The last time she'd talked to him, he was wearing a coconut bra, a grass skirt, and more makeup than a Las Vegas prostitute. Peyton Schulyer could only wonder at the intricacies of Fate that left her cryptography partners with Jordan Cross.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Beauty is Her Name by Lanie Is reviews
She was gorgeous, crazy, artistic, and she left me in the dust.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Complete
Agony by Mardy Bum reviews
He's pure gold and I'm not even breaching on copper.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,133 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
The Love Doctor by candii-apple reviews
One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
A Summer Solstice by NehemiaH reviews
All I wanted was one last peaceful summer before I finished college. Needless to say, I hadn't expected my brother's best friend to climb through my window every night...or that it'd be so hard to turn him away. Judge's Pick for SKOW's Best Cliche Round 7
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,918 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
Meet the Sheldricks by Quill-and-Blood reviews
When you have a crazy, rather insane family, introducing them to the person of your dreams isn’t the smartest idea. Too bad my siblings never actually give me a choice. -One Shot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,982 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
Scorpion and Sandman by GryphonFledglingOfSilverWings reviews
She is a noble who can't survive on her own. He is a fighter, born and bred to die in the arena. She becomes his weakness. He becomes the strength she never had. NaNo '08!
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,046 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Complete
She Will Be Loved by this is the life reviews
ONEshot. - We were, as most people would call these days, friends with benefits. "So yeah, I guess this is it." I whispered at his sleeping form. I removed his arms from me and I felt the absence I would feel for the rest of my life. "Goodbye."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Over You by verita reviews
Charlie thought she found The One. So when he dumps her out of the blue for his ex, she does the only thing that makes sense: she gets even. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,687 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
Emery & Me by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
He looked towards my waist before groaning and looking away. “Look what you’re wearing.” Confused, I glanced down, and immediately realised the dilemma. I was in my underwear. “Oh.” [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,512 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Sinful Affections by CK Shorty reviews
[NOW COMPLETE] No human expects to get a job working for Lucifer himself...or falling for him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,455 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Complete
Get Mad, Baby by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
glamorous by it's only castles burning reviews
get busy living or get busy dying.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
The Bluest Eyes by Vivian Locke reviews
Matthew Braun has spent his entire university career building his reputation as the main playboy on campus. That is until his friends bet him 500 dollars that he could never get the most stuckup bookworm, Rayne Johnson, to spend a night with him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 71,547 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Oops by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
Alex knew the second that she set her foot inside his dorm that she would cause trouble. He should simply have gotten out of it while he still could. But he didn't. God, he felt like such an idiot. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,633 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
Glory by StormDancer reviews
One was destruction. The other was rebuilding. One fear, the other comfort. So she wonders why the choice was so unexpected. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Complete
The Dark Woods and the Moon by Juniper Nights reviews
Every year my pack celebrates the beginning of life and the bonding of mates with the Spring Festival. I had little interest in it until the silver alpha challenged me to the mating run and changed my life forever.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
slow suffocation by Kendal reviews
butterflies in glass jars are just another kind of dead
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/20/2006
Elevators by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[COMPLETE] Four years after they graduated, and she’d moved on. –Ish. So now...what happens when a girl meets her high school crush again when they're stuck in an elevator?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,730 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Complete
Aelyn's story by timpanigirl reviews
:: Completed:: Aelyn has been trained as a soldier her whole life, but when she is captured by the enemy army, survival takes a whole new twist
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,307 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005
Play Until Your Fingers Bleed by invisible.writer reviews
Play until your fingers bleed. So I did.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Complete
In A Battle of Bad Pick Up Lines by Jenina reviews
“… Samuel Adams.” “As in the beer?” I asked curiously. “As in the beer,” he affirmed. “Also as in the Samuel Adams who signed the Declaration of Independence, but hell, all we know is the beer.” Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Petals by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE In nineteenth century London, it isn't considered proper for a young lady to send flowers to a healthy young bachelor. But when Adrian Morey receives a bouquet with a challenge, he can't help but be intrigued.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,743 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Better off Without You by Bomb in the Garden reviews
They argued and fought and every time they were close to breaking up, she would run back to him and beg him for forgiveness. This time, however, she’s not doing the running. This time, she's decided she's better off without him. // One Shot //
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Complete
A Perfect Game by vanderhall reviews
Ally Leinberg is a successful, 23-year old novelist living in New York City, away from everything she knows. She's devoted to her career until something gets in the way. Enter Trent Harbor, the Yankees' newest superstar. Will they strike out? [complete]
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 158,740 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 12/4/2003
Easier by andee lee reviews
"You could have... but it was easier to walk away." * * A very short, very simple glimpse into the various aspects of a dysfunctional relationship. Ü -my first FictionPress.Com post!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/10/2003
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Liquid Courage reviews
Justice, I say, as I pat myself on the back. It's funny how life has a way of kicking you in the pants.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 1/27/2011
Death of a Debutante
A small Southern town, a girl who doesn't fit in and a tragedy that tears it all apart. Written for a creative writing class.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Complete
One Month, Three Weeks reviews
But you're feeling brave, rare for you, so you whisper it anyway and hope he doesn't hear over the static of the phone line. Because even though he didn't hear it, you still said it, and that makes you fearless.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Complete
How Red Lipstick Can Help Awkward Silences reviews
Her brother left her alone to go... somewhere, which would have been fine except now it was just her against the world. What happens when he comes home and brings four attractive males with him? Well nothing. Until they catch you in your underwear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009
The Heartbroken
Within that moment, the streets became darker, the lights less bright, the dancers to the right less graceful. Just call us the heartbroken.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
Strong Enough
She had finally hit rock bottom. And she couldn't get back up.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Complete
Three in the Morning reviews
Smile for the camera, people might figure out how messed up you are if you don’t.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Complete
Forgive me? reviews
ONESHOT. I didn't want to break your heart. I really didn't. But then he came along and I just couldn't help it.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete
Maybe, Hopefully, One Day
Hard left to history and kick up dust on my way out.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Complete
Memories
What happens after the aftermath of losing someone you love. ONESHOT!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Complete
3 Years and Cliches reviews
She was the "normal girl" he was the "rich snob" and and this is their "love story". I love "quotation marks". Be forewarned it is ridiculously cliche.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
Firefly Rain reviews
ONE-SHOT He left , she moved on. He broke her heart, she stomped on him. Not to sure 'bout this one but I'll give it a try.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Complete
Of Stolen Cereal and Tradition
They would always be best friends. No matter how many times she stole his cereal or the times he has threatened to steal her books. ONE-SHOT
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
The Best of Friends reviews
They were best friends since they were little but one broken heart and one's pride can change everything.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete