I must Quote this: "When life gives you lemons, squirt it in the eye and run really fast."... Thanks so much Chuggur! That might just be my new Fave Quote!!

All the bits below in the line-y things are updates on my life in general and story progress reports (sort of). If you just wish to skim my life, I have basic knowledge at the bottom.

March 9th/09 - I'm now 18 and considered legally an adult in NZ WOOT!! I'm not having much luck with any of my stories atm and really wish it were different. I will try get something done maybe just a short story?_?

August 6th - Well I've had many ideas for stories but can never seem to get them to stick to paper (or in some cases Microsoft Word) so I'm sorry but you'll just have to wait till my mind can make sense of stuff and put it into sane and readable thingy majigs

February 22nd - YAY I'm17!! Except I'm going away to work and will have limited access to the internet let alone a computer (Cry!). When I say limited I mean like non-existent. I'm still writing but not very much is getting done to my deepest regrets and sever depression. (That was a joke, sorry if you're offended) I seem to be in a slightly serious mood tonight. Hmmm... I think i shall ponder.

GOO!!

January 1st - Well Happy New year everyone!! I hope you all had a good Christmas or any other holiday that you might celebrate. In just over a month I'm going to be 17 so in case I don't update before then or on my Bday I thought I'd tell you all now... It just occurred to me that this isn't a blog but I'm still writing. If you like these updates give me a message or if not just hide my bio I suppose. Now for the story updates: I have finished chapter one of my new story but chapter two is a lazy bugger and doesn't really want to do anything for the moment. By the by, writers block popped in one day and hasn't left. I'm hoping to give it a really big kick up the bum and send it over Antarctic way. Sorry if you live there!

October 26th - Wow three updates in the same month now I'm really scared! Any who, guess what! I'm writing another story =D I already have a chapter just about done and I'm going to be putting it up once the second chapter is done then unless evil writers block stops by for a visit I should be updating weekly YAY!!
Alright see ya all!

October 11th - OMG an update just a day after my last one, wow! Mummy, I'm scared. Not much to say and I don't even know really why I'm writing this. It's of no use to anyone but I'm still writing, see look I'm still writing. Someone gag me! Wait that won't work 'cause I’m not even talking, I'm writing! Wow am I a blonde or what?? But I guess you don't know that 'cause you can't see me...or can you?? -Looks out window to dark empty driveway. Bushes move in wind. Yelps and falls off chair onto hard wood floor.- Ok so I think I'm just in a rambling mood to day I'll try stop soon, really I will. Yep ok I'm good now; see ya's all later I'm off to read stories...tat ta!

p.s.

I can't believe I haven't put up my Fave anime!! Gasp, Shock, Horror! I'm onto it now. Never fear for Loren’s here...On second thought...Run for your lives!! And hide someplace fire proof!!

October 10th - Well hits on my new poem are a bit sad, but hey what can I do?? If you really want to get to know me a little bit more here is my bebo site /X0ImaginaryGirl0X. Ok I got it so you just have to click on it and it should open up in a new window or tab if you get what I mean lol. I also have a Windows Spaces page where I write my blog, here's the site http://. I think those both work if not just send me a message and I’ll get onto it ASAP kk thanks XD.

September 15th - I have written a little more on chap three of SM, BR, & BH but haven't finished it yet. Will post as soon as done, don't know when that will be. As to my other story it went kaput. Despite all my skills in negotiation it decided it could fly and jumped of the nearest cliff to a 10story drop onto really sharp rocks so, as I'm sure you would do, I left it there. I have also written a new poem about the pain and desire of loving a close friend.

June 30th - I know I haven't written anything in ages but I have major writers block with Silver Moons, Blue Roses, and Black Hearts and it might be a long, long, long time before any thing more is done to it. Unless I can figure out where it's going to go any time soon...but I doubt that. Also I didn't have any internet for quiet a while and so couldn't do much on anything, I was unbelievably bored and I realized I have no life whatsoever other then reading and internet. So sad! But any way I have another story I'm writing up, bout lesbians =P, and I am hoping against hope that I can finish this story, so far I think it's going good and I hope you all like it too.

That’s all for now I want to get back to writing bye all.

- Sincerely Me

Name: Loren Roper (true name but kinda wish it wasn't _ )

Age: I don't...nah I'm legal in NZ (if you managed to get this far in my profile then you already know how old I am)... YAY I'm Legal!

Height: I'm not short, but I'm not tall I don't know my exact height and I'm too lazy to go find out right now =D. I hate the word average when describing myself because I am probably the farthest thing from average (my personality, that is - but still) ...any way moving on now...

Eyes: Well they were blue when I was little but now they are kind of a dark aqua (I think)...

Hair: I used to have it long but then it got annoying so I cut it and now I miss it's length so I'm letting it grow =D. It was really blond as a kid but as most hair does it darkened so now it's kind of a blonde brown or a muddy blonde I can't tell... (p.s this was posted a while ago and now my hair is long again. YAY!)

Sex/Gender: Female (if ya didn't get that from ma name) and still haven't had any sex yet...I'm an innocent little virgin. Kids, if any kids even read this, don't tell your parents I said sex...opps I said sex again...Damn it! I think I'll just shut up now...

Education: High School, yr 12 -form 6-, Christchurch New Zealand. (In case you don't know, New Zealand is NOT part of Australia!) As of sometime this year, I really can't remember, I no longer go to school so hopefully I'll get a bit more writing done but the probability is not looking too good so don't hold your breath.

Stories on FP: Sorry for those following my stories I start writing but can never seem to get past the third chapter if I even get that far. When I actually finish a story (no idea when that will be) I will post chapters when ever I can though if I'm feeling particularly mean I might make you wait a couple of days when there has been a big CH (cliff hanger) =P! Mwha ha, ha, ha, ha.

Fave Anime: Naruto/Naruto Shippuuden, Get Backers, Bleach, Black Cat, Love Hina, xxxHolic, Tsubasa Chronicles and Tsubasa Tokyo Revelations, Full Metal Alchemist, Hellsing/HellsingUltimate, Air Gear, Ah! My Goddess, Shaman King, Nabari no Ou, Rosario + Vampire, Vampire Knight, Karin (Chibi Vampire), Kannazuki no Miko, Strawberry Panic, Loveless, Princess Princess, Bamboo Blade, Koukaku no Regios, Shugo Chara, Elfen Lied, Kaze no Stigma, Kasimasi ~Girl meets Girl~, Death Note, Devil May Cry, Fate/Stay Night, Avatar: The Last Airbender (technically not an anime but still very good!). - These are not in any particular order, Be aware some are Yaoi (guyXguy) and some are Yuri (girlXgirl). I know there is more but I can't REMEMBER them. (Tear!!)

Fave Quotes: "When life gives you lemons, squirt it in the eye and run really fast." I can't remember any more at the moment but as soon as I do, and I actually remember to, I'll put them up =D

Fave Book/s and Series: One of my absolute fave series would have to be 'The Wheel of Time' by Robert Jordan. Tying for first place is the 'Anita Blake Vampire Hunter' Novels/Series by Laurell K. Hamilton. Coming in a close second is 'The Farseer Trilogy' by Robin Hob. And I have to admit I have read the Harry Potter books and found them to be really good...My fave book I think is...'Roco' by Maurice Gee(?) not sure on the author.

Fave Music: Any and all basically. Evanescence is pretty high on my list and almost all goth/punk stuff. I do like a bit of Rock like Korn, Nirvana and System of a Down and there is a whole lot more but too much to list so onto the next fave thing...

Fave Food: Food is food...But my all time fave food would have to be free food. I mean it's FREE and it's FOOD. But seriously tuna or teriyaki chicken sushi (mostly tuna, I swear i was a cat once) = Drool! which = Yum!

Fave Hobbies: Reading, Listening to music, listening to music while reading, sleeping (drool sleep... drool) (I don't drool by the way), designing Fashion and (shock horror!!) writing stories.

That's all folks (Disney tune) - until I think of more to put up XD

- Sincerely Me

P.S

I have taken off Midnight, Moonlight because it was just another one of my random thoughts that won’t ever actually go any where sorry if you started reading it and liked it but I don't think I could ever get it finished. Sorry.

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1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did