Le Vance
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Joined 10-02-06, id: 542387, Profile Updated: 01-10-10
Author has written 4 stories for Romance, and Mythology.

I'm Le Vance, and I know how to read. And now, I'm trying to learn how to write.


ps. the lyrics in my avatar (i'm racking my brain trying to comprehend why, for some unknown reason, our status will remain as friends.) is from secreth oath by the spill canvas.

pss. i'm desperate for pageviews on my dA. -->> http://www.sorryicanthelpit.deviantart.com/

psss. i don't even know what 'P.S.' means.

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Resistance by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. She began watching him from her window, all because he licked her one night. After desperately trying to think of ways to talk to him again and hopefully get another lick , she learns that he isn't exactly what you'd call... 'normal'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 2421 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Complete
Beating the Game by Lord Iron-Balls reviews
Patrick Morrison had it good. He was socially invisible, ignored by the Neanderthals around him, and on the fast track to MIT. Then he made the mistake of getting involved in Marielle Pason's social games. But to Patrick, the only way out is to win.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,282 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2006
Lego Me, Rally by found.eventually reviews
“You have…” I stared at what I was wearing once more, feeling oddly calm. I shook my body a little, and there it was. That stupid, annoying jing-a-ling. I looked up at Raleigh incredulously. “You have little bells on your g-string?” SKoW challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,296 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
I Framed Roger Rabbit by The Cat Died Nobly reviews
I am in a bunny suit. This is practically child abuse. As if it couldn't get worse, Logan Smalls—AKA, the Devil—has just taken a picture of me, in all my bunnified glory, for our school newspaper. I swear, I'm going to kill him. Easter oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,217 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Love Notes by The Cat Died Nobly reviews
To her, the class was possibly the dullest thing she could ever do. That is, until the day she found a little note written on her desk from a boy the period before her...and things got a little more interesting. Short, cute oneshot; NOW WITH A FOLLOW UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
The Little Things by The Cat Died Nobly reviews
They liked the little things in life. He liked the way she was comfortable in her own skin. She liked the way he would purposefully get flour over himself for her amusement. Neither was after making a big mark on the world...just on each other. [oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4184 - Favs: 2,454 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
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Silly Bear!
She really was such a silly bear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2010
It Began With A Toothache reviews
It's the begining of romance. So subtle, it's barely there. And then came the dentist and the secretary.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Ragnarok reviews
Because Loki's a cheating bastard.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008
Medication reviews
It wasn't a normal kind of sleep--they say it's narcolepcy, and they've given her medicine, but it's not helping. It's HIM. He keeps pulling her in there. It's getting more frequent, and it's killing her. It's not the medication, it's him. Too much of him
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete