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Author has written 8 stories for Friendship, Life, Song, and Biography.

Is now a beta reader. Send her your stories that she may tinker with them :D

Also, now has a blog. Can feel her intelligence being slowly digested by the acidic paradise that is the blagosphere.
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Read, enjoy, follow her, if you'd like (preferably only on the blog. Real following is a negative, Ghostrider.)

Likes pretty things.
Is aware of her own hypocrisy on occasion. Likes to avoid that.
Found God. In the back of the fridge next to the baking soda. Didn't taste very nice, and she had to chuck it once it started growing mold.
Is speaking in the third person.
Tries very hard to understand points of view beyond her own. Rarely, if ever succeeds. Will continue to try, regardless.
Was told many times by various English teachers that her writing needs more detail and scope. Ignored them. Writing probably needs more detail and scope.

Is back. Did you miss me?
Well I missed you, so you can keep your ruder thoughts to yourself, thank you very much.

Welcome to this place here, hope you enjoy your stay.
-Ed

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A Ridiculous Tale about Adriaan by Sunshine Bear reviews
Adriaan Spencer. The name sends millions of thoughts through my head. Weirdo, freak, pixie, etc. So why is he in bed with me? And naked? And...in bed with me? And...naked while in bed with me? Slash.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,863 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 8/23/2009
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Sabotage by Mardy Bum reviews
They were untouchable. The seven deadly sins of her school had destroyed her brother. Now, she was out to destroy them. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,683 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Demons of the Heart by RoughDraftHero reviews
Set in a Prep School, this story revolves around the integration of Demon Students into the Human Student population. This will set off a few problems however considering humans carry what Demons call Scent Triggers. COMPLETE m/m slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 136,805 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Radio Voice by Qui reviews
[slash, oneshot] The best thing in Ryan's day is the voice he wakes up to.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,318 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
Situations by mistress shibi reviews
Jasper hates Laurent, Laurent wants Jasper. When both are thrown together on a road-trip, sparks fly, and both men get more than they bargained for. Contest winner for 'love/hate relationship' on FateFiction. m/m slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Complete
Vertigo: ABANDONED, READ AT YOUR OWN PERIL by curiouserandcuriouser reviews
Stella hates Gretchen who's best friends with Bridget who's dating Nicolai who's Stella's ex-best friend who doesn't recognize her after her self imposed exile from Devon Academy. Confused yet? Now throw in revenge, lust, and drama. Welcome to Vertigo...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,480 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 7/23/2005
Sunny Mr Finnigan by iBrandi reviews
Out of all people, Finn Blake the Ultimate Jock was probably the last person you'd pick to turn gay. Yet there he was, hiding behind a truck, making creepy stalker eyes at the littlest punk ever. Ah, romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,569 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Complete
Love and Cereal by Aibari reviews
Max spends his Saturday nights passed out in bars around the city, and his Sundays are lonely and about as pleasant as a gun to the head. slash, one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Complete
Chocolate Covered BoxerBriefs by Sunshine Bear reviews
Jayden woke up gay one day, literally, and decided that he would make everyone's lives a living hell. Cause he is a giver like that. A story that beats all of those cliche slash stories up. Slash.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,352 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
Dream On by Qui reviews
-Slash, Oneshot- Archer is plagued by bad dreams until he receives an unusual gift from his aunt.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
Soundless by Nicale reviews
Shawn is deaf, but at the age of five he learned that he could read thoughts. He goes to visit his father, and once there meets someone who will change his life. M/M.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,185 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
Rocked Like Me by Enigmatic Night reviews
I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,623 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
I Am But A Shadow by LostInMe reviews
I am but a shadow in a world of fading light. Reviews appreciated.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
august august by b reviews
August 1908. When 22-year-old Sam Tesla becomes the electrician for Viscount Jackson Kosminski's large, lonely estate, each discovers something about the other that knocks 'em off their feet. Steampunk vampire slash. Yeah, it's kinda like that. Oneshot.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,041 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3507 - Favs: 4,198 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Bless Me Father by ILGMA reviews
Yeah, perfectly normal', Drake thought, attempting to ignore the aching bulge in his pants. 'If said peer was a girl...' Two Catholic school boys, one distraught and the other confused. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,648 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 4/14/2002
You're Standing on my Neck by Strange.Synchronicity reviews
Iris McClanahan is your average teenage boy. You know, once you forget about his flower-child father, hyperactive best friends, not-so evil jock enemy, and devious matchmaking mother...okay, maybe he's not so average after all. Slash.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 6/21/2005
Upon A Time Undone by Raz Nic an t-Saoir reviews
Slash. A Princess and her loyal band of men decide they've had enough of Happy Ever After. An epic quest to destroy fairy tales ensues.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 186,227 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 11/6/2004
The Frog Prince by Three Score and Ten reviews
When the king orders his children on a quest, no one expects it to end with Kay marrying a frog. But despite the rumours flying and the sheer awkwardness of it all, this might be what Kay needs to find a Happily Ever After he never dared to hope for.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,338 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Complete
Trouble by Pinkamoo reviews
I am sweet. I am innocent. I never get in trouble. I haven't just met an arrogant pervert who I want to castrate. I am lying.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,331 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
Spontaneity by Lilias reviews
[Slash] Once Upon a Time, a handsome Crown Prince set his sights on a visiting princess with the unique condition of being…well, male. And, if the supposed princess is kept away from sugar and pointy things, chances are they’ll live Happily Ever After.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 149,117 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 6/16/2003
Jack Olsen: Private Investigator by a.s. bygones reviews
When Jack goes undercover at his old high school, the last thing he expects is to find his old high school crush teaching English. But he makes the most of it. SLASH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,871 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Complete
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Taste The Rainbow by Lego Kid At Heart reviews
[oneshot] Drunken one night stands are awkward, but not rare. For cute college sophomore computer nerd Zeke, they're nothing new. For dashing high school senior jock Matt, there's a first time for everything. The best things are always unexpected. [slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Complete
Snuck up on Me by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[PREQUEL and ONESHOT] He's going to make a declaration. She's not making it easy on him, but it's not her fault. Really, she doesn't even know he's there, and she won't until he sneaks up and scares the bejesus out of her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Disorderly by Curiositie reviews
A short poem from the viewpoint of an eating disorder i.e. that nagging little voice..Slightly bitter, yet emotive..
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Complete
The Thawing of the Ice Bitch by chthonical reviews
Life. Love. Both happen to everyone—even to people who don't give a damn. Like Em Callahan. Suddenly, people are all around her, becoming her friends. And these people are falling in love. For Em, life has happened. And love...?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 161,976 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 6/10/2004
Bookstore by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[ONESHOT] It was one of the gestures and awkwardly innocent conversations that comes straight out of a disarmingly heartfelt movie. I was just an innocent bystander who saw their tentative dance around each other's shyness. It was pretty hard hitting.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
FrankInLove by Aggy Bird reviews
A modern day romance between monsters. Well, sort of. Slash, MM.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,464 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 60 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
The Interview by a.s. bygones reviews
A live interview necessitates the finding of a fake boyfriend for actor Jake Buckley. Leigh is amused. Jake is not. Nick doesn't really mind at all. Slash. Now finished, but edits will be coming at some point.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,695 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Complete
Right Round by Green Permanent Marker reviews
Moira is stuck in study hall and just can't get a song out of her head. Someone decides to help her before she goes completely insane. oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
Just for Glory by Imaginary Parachute reviews
COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE Amazing what occurs when witty bad boy Donovan makes a bet to seduce sarcastic good girl Piper. Follow the story of their intertwined existence through high school as lessons are learned and relationships forged. EDIT IN PROCESS
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,044 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Complete
Dustbin princess by Curiositie reviews
A poem about loss, love and life.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2006
Elevators by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[COMPLETE] Four years after they graduated, and she’d moved on. –Ish. So now...what happens when a girl meets her high school crush again when they're stuck in an elevator?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,730 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Complete
The Lad of the Lake by Kimagure reviews
Prince Alairn is on a quest. Unfortunately, he'd really rather not be. M/M. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,616 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/13/2006
Midnight Rambles by redexted reviews
I sleepwalk a lot. Fortunately, I always manage to get back into bed. Unfortunately, it's HIS bed that I usually end up in. Fortunately, he doesn't mind too much. Unfortunately... M/M slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,548 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Complete
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
An Afternoon at the Petting Zoo by Strange.Synchronicity reviews
Isaiah has just received a job at the local zoo, unfortunately, at this job he has to deal with an oversexed boss, a really hot supervisor, and an ornery alpaca. Just another day in the life of an average person right? (Slash) (My entry in the llama chall
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2005
Stepping Out by I Myself reviews
A tongue-in-cheek look at coming out. Slash warning.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/1/2005
Just Because by Chainlinks reviews
Jeremy's having trouble getting his computer to work and Colin's no help at all. Slash.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/26/2004
Falter by I Try reviews
(SLASH, BoyXBoy) Tyler Oak may be a nobody at his all-boys prep school, but desguised as 'The Claw', he can say what he wants. But, when he takes on the school gang and their leader, Lucas Roy, things get tricky...(HEAVY R)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,459 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/26/2004 - Published: 7/2/2004
Candy Man by Scribe Mozell reviews
A goth song about the horrendous Candy Man (Boatshed) Murders committed in Houston in the early '70s.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/17/2003
Saint Mary, inc by C M Forde reviews
Lemon, lime, and all a good time! A series of stories that most definately is capable of offending anyone on the planet. So if you're Catholic, Homosexual, Heterosexual, Protestant, Japanese, British, or anything that happens to be alive don't read it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,069 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2002 - Published: 9/13/2002
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A Passing Fancy
WIP: You and I should have met a long time ago. Or not at all. Femmeslash if you should choose to see it
Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,033 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009
Dressup
The difference between a childhood
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 858 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Complete
History Is Made
We'll never be able to get a word in edgewise.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,483 - Published: 7/8/2009
Backbone Baked reviews
Established
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
Toy Box Smile reviews
Children getting older without growing up
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete
Backroom Song reviews
Written in honour of my sister. Wish you were here
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
From the Mixed Up Mind of the Widdershins Girl reviews
We all know one.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Complete
Pin Skin
Meaning one thing and saying another
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete