jadeisms
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Joined 10-18-06, id: 543686
Author has written 5 stories for General, General, and Humor.

Hey guys!

Jade here. it's 2:23 in the morning. yay for insomnia.

honestly, i'm not much of a writer. sure, i'll jot things out during class when we're supposed to be taking notes (he he...short attention span) but those are mostly daydreams, nothing special.

I'm usually chock full of ideas and plots though...it's just making them interesting and detailed is what's hard for me. and i get bored with something after a while, so rarely finish anything...

I'm just your average teenage girl i guess. I have a few friends on here...one of which (who happens to be my best friend) somewhat made me join, so i could read her stories...but now i'm like addicted to reading people's work. thank her for that one lol

Anyways, I tend to get off subject, and i tend to type novels (ok, maybe i shouldn't say that seeing as the this is a book site lol but yeah) I laugh alot, and am insanly tickelish. I can be self-centered and gullible. i'm random, imaginative, and very emotional.

I have a massive temper, but, i don't show it often. i'm easily annoyed, and amused. i can be immature, but i'm fun (when i'm not in one of my "i hate everything...go die moods...that is).

i am insanly boy-crazy, and it leads me to get hurt...alot. it also leads me to hurt other people (you know who you are) I say things without thinking, and am sometimes, a little too honest. I make typos...alot.

and obviously, i have issues with ragging on myself alot. but i'm working on it.

what does this have to do with writing?...absolutly nothing. but, like i said...i'm not a writer. i babble too much and get way to distracted and off topic. i prefer to critique other's works anyways...(no i'm not massivly harsh...lol)

I'll just stick to singing.

P.S. I am now offering what little services I can to correct spelling and Punctuation...So message me if ya want my help!!!!

Idiotic me acidentally deleted my story...I am trying to upload it all...but hey..this time it will be better...cuz i'll put use some of the suggestions you guys gave me...(It sucks though, cuz it deleted all the wonderful reveiws and such...ACK...Jade's officially and idiot...lol

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Demon's Wake by Malise Ling reviews
Living in a war torn Earth, Alex's Friend commits suicide, nearly taking her with him. Saved by a strange pair of twins, Alex finds herself caught in a power struggle between the so called Angels and Demons. Review plz!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,914 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 7/15/2006
This is All We Can Get From Each Other by EmotionalDrain reviews
Late nights on dark street corners. You meet the strangest people. Especially the ones who barge into your life. And refuse to leave.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,704 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 2/13/2007
The Seminary Gang II: A Fallen World by Bob Evans reviews
COMPLETE: The Seminary Gang has collapsed. Friends turn traitor, and new allies join the battlefield. It's all or nothing when the world is swiftly conquered. The Gang is the only hope of victory, but this may be a struggle even they cannot survive.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,768 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
Romantically Challenged by tweeties reviews
Celeste is a loser at her school for the immortal. Constantly on the rampaging war with the werewolves. After a fight with their leader, Logan, she is submitted to the worst punnishment ever: to stay in his company twenty four seven for a month.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,474 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 5/1/2006
The Seminary Gang by Bob Evans reviews
COMPLETE: Five youth...One door...An infinity of possibilities... Follow five teenagers as they journey through time, visit ancient landscapes, fight for their lives, and try to get back to the twenty first century...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,619 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Complete
The Increasingly Lovely Poem Collection by djsaxon2 reviews
A four-part series of poems, entitled: Oh Pretty Cactus, Oh Lemon Cake, Ode To A Fictitious Submarine and Armadillo. I take an original concept and then whack it with a stick until it's unrecognisably awful. Bonus fifth part, "Oh Tenty" added.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 8/13/2006
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Jayci's Mom reviews
This is to the tune of Stacy's Mom. I wrote this when the song first came out...In all honesty, i don't actually know the words to the original anymore, becuase we sing this version when the song plays. Ahh, it's great. Anyways, you guys have fun with thi
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Complete
You Found Out You're Gay reviews
Ok, All of you have heard Daniel Powter's song Bad Day. And, if you're like me, the song is getting really old becuase everyone plays it alot. Well, Sing my version of the song and everytime you hear it, you'll break out in laughs. It'll never get old!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Dangerous obsessions reviews
A murderer tries to explain himself.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 3/30/2007
I asked you reviews
Eh...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
The Ultimate Betrayaltemporary reviews
Same story as before. When Kenzi's parents are brutally killed, she and three best friends run away to escape the murderer and the threats on her life, only to discover the ultimate betrayal.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,170 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Complete