InstantOatmeal
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Joined 10-27-06, id: 544484
Author has written 8 stories for Humor, Supernatural, Horror, and Fantasy.

So, yeah...Testing...testing...cough

Hey, all. I'm IO. I live in a hole, I sleep a lot, I'm an active member of drama club and Comedy Sportz. In all honesty, writing is not my forte (I LOVE that word!) I'm much more of a doodle, drawing, etc sort of person. If you're interested in seeing any of my doodles, check out my DeviantART website. But I'm not here to talk about art, am I?

I actually write a lot, but I never show anyone any of my stuff. This is a big step for me, really. I'm not going to ask you to "be nice" when it comes to reviews, but rather, I want your honest to God opinions. My writing style is sort of gory, and I love characters and character development, so I get really descriptive. It's one of my faults, really. I get a lot of my character inspiration from murderers, crimes, demonology, theology, mental disorders, classic characters like Faust, mythology, etc. I have morbid interests. I'm also sorta into yaoi/yuri/slash/etc. I know a ton of you guys aren't into that, so I'll be sure to give fair warning. :)

As for personal info and stuff about me, I want to be an actor...but mostly a voice actor. I would love to play the voice of a Disney Villain someday...maybe do some anime dub-work or what have you. I also want to create my own comic. Wouldn't that be nifty?

My favorite colors are lime green, mahogany/dark red, gold, and the ever popular black. My favorite TV shows are Fruits Basket, Trigun, Rurouni Kenshin, Babylon 5, Firefly, Simpsons, etc. Movies: FF7-Advent Children, The Crow, and Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame. Animals: Owls, coyotes, cats, and snakes. Music: Rock! Classic, alternative, 80s, punk, soft, hard, etc. And smatterings of different music genres. Bands: Queen, Coldplay, MCR, The Pillows, Dir en Grey, System of a Down, Corky and the Juice Pigs, Weird Al, etc. Books: The Abhorsen trilogy (Sabriel's being turned into a graphic novel!), Keys to the Kingdom, Incarnations of Immortality, Goethe's Faust, Interview with the Vampire, Look for me by Moonlight, and others. Authors: GARTH NIX! Piers Anthony, J.R.R Tolkien, and Goethe. Genres: Horror, noir, mystery, suspense, comedy, fantasy (not so much into Harry Potter and Dragons. I'm more of a demons and angels sort of person...which is strange 'cause I'm Agnostic...), and a bit of sci-fi.

LIKES: Naps, pillows, reading, writing, drawing, being goofy.

DISLIKES: Stupid people, close-minded people, spiders, tornadoes, black holes, deep water, windows and mirrors at night.

Whee! Don't you love random info about people you don't know?

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The Death and Life of Raven Harper by Haiso reviews
A thief on his last heist finds more when not only his job ends, but his life.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 12/4/2006
Candy by AppLEaves reviews
[slight MM] Not for people with huge appetites. Just kidding.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Complete
Pink by AppLEaves reviews
[MM]It wasn't my fault I hated volleyball. But he somehow felt the need to make me like it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Complete
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Shane's Journal reviews
Criminals, ghosts, and the death of a friend. This is the journal of college student, Shane. A character "journal" I kept for the first part of a Hunter RP. Since it's in journal format, things might be a bit skippy.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/28/2008
Sid's Journal reviews
Warloks, death gods, and a quest for revenge. This is the journal of 14 year old Sid. A character "journal" I kept for the first part of a Hunter RP. Since it's in journal format, things might be a bit skippy.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/28/2008
Happy Birthday, Addy reviews
What can an incarnation of winter give his best friend for her birthday?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
Last Wishes reviews
Jonathan Rey-Bellet is dead... and yet he still holds some power over Franklin in the form of a small slip of paper...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
Uninvited reviews
A young medical student falls head over heels for a deranged surgeon who has a morbid fetish for vivisection.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
Sean's Ghosts reviews
Sean sees dead people when he sings. A choppy, hastily written piece in which I tried to get an idea out before I forgot it.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,767 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2008
When It All Goes Wrong reviews
Shane's life goes to hell in less than an hour. This was written to keep track of a particularly dramatic scene in an RP. Expect more of these. Rated for gore and language.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2007
Sable's Birthday reviews
What do you get an incubus for their sweet 16th? OneShot. Rated for brief f bomb usage and innuendo.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete