Author has written 3 stories for Romance, and Essay.
Hello world and welcome to mine!
Tom Clancy once said, "the difference between reality and fiction? Fiction has to make sense." That's my goal. To make sense of life, my existence, through writing fiction.
Crap Corner: where my imagination takes a dump
Beauty of Uncertainty
My first (should I say failed?) attempt to write fiction. Not sure if I'll discontinue discontinuing it. Maybe in the future I'll come back to it, but as of right now, this story is as hot as cold turkey.
I Don't Like Ugly Girls
Work in progress as of 2/20/10. Progress does not necessarily mean it is not on hiatus. Eventually I'll get around to writing the next chapter. Patience Sky Walker.
What I Learned in Calculus
Evil genius teacher Mr. Bassler was impressed by my writing skill--not so much my algorithmic.
Quotes I like because they don't relate to me whatsoever:
"Don’t be so humble - you are not that great."
"The average person thinks he isn’t."
"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important."
"If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?"
"Why don’t you write books people can read?"
"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you."
"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
"I have an existential map; it has ‘you are here’ written all over it."
"I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying."
"Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers."
"Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservative."
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his."
"After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one."
"Don’t let it end like this. Tell them I said something."