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Joined 10-28-06, id: 544643, Profile Updated: 05-22-10
Author has written 3 stories for Romance, and Essay.

Hello world and welcome to mine!

Authorbiography:

Tom Clancy once said, "the difference between reality and fiction? Fiction has to make sense." That's my goal. To make sense of life, my existence, through writing fiction.

Crap Corner: where my imagination takes a dump

Beauty of Uncertainty

My first (should I say failed?) attempt to write fiction. Not sure if I'll discontinue discontinuing it. Maybe in the future I'll come back to it, but as of right now, this story is as hot as cold turkey.

I Don't Like Ugly Girls

Work in progress as of 2/20/10. Progress does not necessarily mean it is not on hiatus. Eventually I'll get around to writing the next chapter. Patience Sky Walker.

What I Learned in Calculus

Evil genius teacher Mr. Bassler was impressed by my writing skill--not so much my algorithmic.

Quotes I like because they don't relate to me whatsoever:

"Don’t be so humble - you are not that great."
- Golda Meir (1898-1978), to a visiting diplomat

"The average person thinks he isn’t."
- Father Larry Lorenzoni

"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important."
- Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)

"If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?"
- Will Rogers (1879-1935)

"Why don’t you write books people can read?"
- Nora Joyce, to her husband James (1882-1941)

"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you."
- C. G. Jung (1875-1961)

"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
- Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

"I have an existential map; it has ‘you are here’ written all over it."
- Steven Wright

"I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying."
- Woody Allen (1935-)

"Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers."
- T. S. Eliot (1888-1965)

"Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservative."
- John Stuart Mill (1806-1873)

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his."
- General George Patton (1885-1945)

"After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one."
- Cato the Elder (234-149 BC, AKA Marcus Porcius Cato)

"Don’t let it end like this. Tell them I said something."
- Pancho Villa (1877-1923), last words

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Pharaoh by thesarius reviews
When Septunamun, Pharaoh of all Egypt, is killed in battle, his throne is left open for the taking. Who will it be? the dispassionate wife, the ruthless son, the introverted daughter, the ambitious foreigner, or the youngest daughter: the power-hungry Iset?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 141,836 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 4/8/2007
Forty Days of Jesus Christ by ByYourSide reviews
Christianity was never meant to be boring. Ninjas, falsettos, over-caffeinated depression, and llamas. One llama. This is how I'm studying Him.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 49 - Words: 54,246 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
Sleeping with Ghosts by urbantease reviews
This story is about Soren, an ordinary boy who has ordinary experiences but reacts to them in extraordinary ways. Not everyone will open up about certain things and not everyone will dwell on the tiny things. This is just what happens when you open up and
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,596 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 7/24/2008
Sox in a Box by Myrika reviews
She's appalled by his food choices. He thinks she's a baseball curse. It's definitely not a match made in heaven or in Boston, for that matter. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
The Question by Carrietta Dragana reviews
No wonder my teachers don't like me
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Complete
The Problems Within Our School Systems by unuttered.thoughts reviews
a paper i had to write for government class, i would love to hear what people htink of it agree/disagree, like/dont like, or any comments you have at all
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Perfect Girl by Ballad reviews
She's perfect. He's slacking. She's lying about it. He's not. She wants nothing more than to kill him. He wants nothing more than, well, her.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,179 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008
Reverse Psychology by twitched reviews
Skye knew something would go wrong when she was sent to a psychologist. She just didn't think that the psychologist's brother would be impersonating him or that she would tell him the truth about what happened. And she never thought he'd fall for her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,901 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 6/23/2007
I Only Date Nerds by unlikely.story reviews
I have rules when it comes to who I'll date, and he wants me to break every single one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,651 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007
The Joys of Sarcasm by Femilip reviews
Moving was one of the problems in my life that could never be compared to anything else. Well, that was until Van, Jim, Alec, and Peris came along. You never know how big the number four can be until you deal with those four...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,239 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
Cupid Has Bad Aim by PigeonRat reviews
I had the perfect boyfriend, the perfect grades, and the somewhat perfect life… And then twin brothers Charles and Ian just had to enter in the picture. God damn it Cupid, don't you know how to aim!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,401 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 3/7/2005
What I Want in a Guy by SLigHtLy FrEaKisH reviews
I had it all figured out! Tall, Dark and Dangerous. That was my type of guy. But then the exact opposite came into my life. Now I'm confused. It's Tall, Dark and Dangerous VS Gorgeous, Blonde and Sweet. What's worse is...they're brothers.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,761 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 10/11/2006 - Published: 4/18/2004
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/29/2004
Titles Are Difficult by Neon Tetra reviews
My satirical guide to writing and criticism on FictionPress. Rated PG13 for thematic elements.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2004
Endless Love: Wo Xi Huan Ni by Yih reviews
[COMPLETE/ Chinese Culture] A story of a girl who likes her best friend, but she lets him go to the one she thinks she likes. What will she do now? ... Will he come back to her?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 102,592 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/5/2002 - Published: 9/1/2002
Games of the Knife by Autumndark reviews
She was some kind of teenage messiah. He thought she was crazy. But it didn't change the fact that she'd hired him . . . to kill her.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/28/2002 - Published: 3/28/2002
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I Don't Like Ugly Girls reviews
I was determined to make him eat those words.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 7/28/2008
What I Learned in Calculus
So in my senior year, I took calculus and had my evil genius teacher Mr. Bassler for a second year--I had him previously for pre-cal. This is a reflective essay that was assigned to help our pathetic grades and has to do with calculus only in its name.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Complete
Beauty of Uncertainty reviews
Suddenly, I wasn't so sure where he stood in my life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007