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Joined 10-30-06, id: 544962, Profile Updated: 11-11-10
Author has written 30 stories for Humor, Fantasy, Young Adult, Play, Life, Friendship, Love, Humor, General, General, Haiku, and Politics.

Congratulations, you now have the opportunity to sift through my brain-vomit.

Warning: I am overly fond of semi-colons, sentence fragments and killing off my characters for no reason. Most of this stuff was written in high school. Most of it is crap. You’ll love it anyway, it’s delightful.

Let me know what you think.

July 2008 - My short story The Punk and the Princess is featured in The Battered Suitcase.

October 2008 - My poems Crowned Corpse, Wax and Sweetness as a Curse are in this month's Battered Suitcase.

December 2008 - (Haunted by) The Spirit of Christmas! appears in my student paper, and Stapler Boy is published in Gloom Cupboard Issue #71!

November 2009 - Canaries in the Cerebrum is published in the first edition of Blue Eyed Boy Bait.

December 2009 - XXXX appeared on Ink-Sweat-and-Tears.

August 2010 - Semi-colon published in Spilt Milk Mag #3.

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Four Whistles by Rubik reviews
a free verse poem written for my creative writing class after I watched my first ever roller derby game
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
One to Ten by bloodyamore reviews
I loved you once.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Funny Babies by Indigo Carmine reviews
What Pandora hadn't really let it out?
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Complete
The Coffee Shop by Then They call me M reviews
Me people watching. Probably my absolute best piece.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
Coolwhip and Eyeballs by Tears of Trees reviews
It was weird feeling, the inside of one’s eye. It was like a she was putting her finger into frozen cool whip, fluffy and kind of watery, because the ice was only half melted. She gave a gentle tug. Pop! She giggled.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
poor unfortunate souls by Indigo Carmine reviews
the sea witch wrings out her tentacles. be warned.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
i don't luv u n e more by Indigo Carmine reviews
is this what manson meant by disposable teens? you spend more time on myspace talking about me in your About Me then actually picking up your damned phone.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
In The Beginning by VeryShortStoryWriter reviews
How the universe really began.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Ana by Gollummullog reviews
pretty ball-and-socket joints
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Desperate by boyshmoys reviews
I am desperate. I am desperate. I am desperate.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Yellow Fever by Gollummullog
Her yellow tombstone teeth are bared.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Porcelain Skin by Dapple Gray reviews
Porcelain skin screams red in protest.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
Alice by Asphodelus reviews
Alice is presumptious, and won't accept differences. But I still like her.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
Counting by Gabi Mullinz reviews
A poem about a man in prison, recalling his murder victims
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Complete
The Art Of Contradiction by Doxology reviews
...as you explain to your mother, how you've wanted to die. So she kisses your fingers says, My darling, but why?...-bright eyes-
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Seven by Indigo Carmine reviews
Corporate life, complete with a bossemployee romance, except it isn't, really. Not everything sensual is romantic.
Poetry: Work - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Complete
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white lines, exit signs reviews
The life's story of someone who needs to get a life.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/11/2010
A Health Warning reviews
Reads: be born with your genitals on the outside.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete
Lovetic reviews
But some illicit encounters have happy endings.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Moonlight Liason reviews
It's romantic, in the sense that Amanda Palmer once said, "it's romantic if they mean it when they shut your fingers in the door."
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Outlet reviews
It's over fifteen years later and I'm only just realising how much a friendship can destroy. I break free of the verse, but she's still my curse.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Chad the First reviews
He was my first. Poem...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
And Yet I'm not a Prodigy reviews
Things are lost, things are gained.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Irony, A Haiku reviews
Is a haiku I wrote.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
How to Cure Writer's Block reviews
Dot dot dot...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Amore reviews
Requiem for something yet to happen.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Dreamscape reviews
Just some dreams I had last year. I haven't been recording them recently. I wonder why that is?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Complete
Existential Cliffside Crisis V1
This was for a Text Design assignment; we had to describe a chosen image in such a way that the reader could visualise it. If you want to see the photo I used, PM me your email address or summit. Character's name shamelessly stolen from Ross Campbell.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Complete
The Princess & The Punk reviews
Chris and Jodie are back, doing their thang.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Fragments reviews
Tiny poems written on trains and planes. They are not very good but it shows how my thoughts works in rhyme when I am deprived of sleep.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
Nothing
How things begun ended . Catharsis.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Published: 12/15/2008
Haunted by The Spirit of Christmas! reviews
I like to be festive :
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Complete
Geography reviews
Self-obsession... looking for dry land.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete
Canaries in the Cerebram reviews
My mind is a wonderful and scary place. I wish you could live here too.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
The One Night Stand reviews
I am no good at haiku.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
Brambles reviews
There is more than one way to suffocate.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Context reviews
My attempt at the truth.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
Ten to Twelve reviews
Simple poem. I miss them.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
Lovestarved reviews
I think I rushed it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Amy in the Attic reviews
An extract of a play from the depths of my weird little head. Inspired by a Bright Eyes song.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
The Red Wheelbarrow reviews
Based on a poem by William Carlos Williams. No idea what I was thinking...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Complete
Stapler Boy reviews
This is the piece I am most proud of. It should, perhaps, be the piece I am most ashamed of.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Complete
The Doctor reviews
I want to be rid of this skin, this sin.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
My Very Second Best Friend reviews
A story that I wrote in eighth grade, for actual grading. Inspired by David Firth.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Mr Adams Apple and Pamelton reviews
This is a very silly short story that I cowrote with a friend back in eighth or ninth grade.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete