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I am SO SO SO sorry for my extended leave of absence from this site. I felt that it was unsafe for me to write much of anything while I was still in my (insert shudder) Twilight phase.
Luckily, however, I am completely out of that horrific and embarrassing time of my life (I am now a loyal Anti-Twilighter). Now I am much better equipped to begin writing again. That is, if my stupid computer hadn't crashed and erased all my hard work (and some pretty darn funny rants, if I do say so myself). So now I pretty much have to start all over again.
So, as a recap: No, I have not been dead or ignoring anybody. It was simply a self-imposed quarantine to make sure my writing was not tainted. I did come up with some good ideas in the meantime, though, so I should be able to pop out a one-shot or two once summer rolls around.
NOTE: This whole entire policy also applies to my fanfiction account as well.