Rabid Rabbit's Rampage
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Joined 11-03-06, id: 545333, Profile Updated: 02-20-10
Author has written 6 stories for Humor, and Essay.

I am SO SO SO sorry for my extended leave of absence from this site. I felt that it was unsafe for me to write much of anything while I was still in my (insert shudder) Twilight phase.

Luckily, however, I am completely out of that horrific and embarrassing time of my life (I am now a loyal Anti-Twilighter). Now I am much better equipped to begin writing again. That is, if my stupid computer hadn't crashed and erased all my hard work (and some pretty darn funny rants, if I do say so myself). So now I pretty much have to start all over again.

So, as a recap: No, I have not been dead or ignoring anybody. It was simply a self-imposed quarantine to make sure my writing was not tainted. I did come up with some good ideas in the meantime, though, so I should be able to pop out a one-shot or two once summer rolls around.

NOTE: This whole entire policy also applies to my fanfiction account as well.

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British Zombies by Sleepyf00l reviews
OMGAHHH ZOMBIES ATTACK! An amusing daydream I had.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Complete
Experiences by Bitten by a cow reviews
The characters now have their own Ditties! We've got relationships, paintings, short stories, Monopoly, chess, and MORE!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 24,748 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 3/22/2008
Liar by regca91 reviews
Grace hates James with a burning passion, and she doesn't try to be discreet about it either. So then, why does he refuse to leave her alone? please please review!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,788 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
Chasing Princes by Kayla Christine reviews
Meet Talia, a clumsy, witty girl who hates most guys, including the one she can't get rid of.He laughs at her and teases her, and now she's stuck on quest with him, searching for a prince who clearly doesn't want to be found. Ah the life of a commoner...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,023 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 4/16/2006
Castle Mirrors by Alfsigesey reviews
Nakita is abducted to a magical Kingdom ruled by a sadistic monster of a king, and expected to break a curse by falling in love with the creep. This is the story of Beauty and the Beast, on acid.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 10/24/2004
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Reverse Racism in America reviews
Gasp! My most controversial rant yet! possibly -Obama supporters, Liberals, etc: TURN BACK NOW!- Everyone else: Who else is tired of all the non-equality in the US? I know I am. Number 3 in the rant series. Review, please.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Western/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Complete
Dumb Laws reviews
Prostitution legal, but illegal to use it? Ice skating speed limit? Evil warlocks? My unit essay from ages ago on some really weird laws across the pond. USA companion essay to follow if requested. Review please!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Complete
US Foreign Relations: A Silly Joke? reviews
Are they a silly joke? Ha. This is a geography essay that I had WAY too much fun with. It's a little crappy, but both my friend and my teacher thought it was funny. I hope you do too! Oh, and sorry it's a little short
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
Math, Psychopaths, and a Rant reviews
Second in my series of rants. This one is, obviously, about a math teacher. My math teacher, to be exact. It is the result of the LONG buildup of anger towards him and his ways. Read about his shortcomings and his twisted logic. Review, please!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
The Computer Lab reviews
Annoying half-hour sub plus bored me plus a mantatory Creative Non-Fiction assignment equals this. This is the first installment of my Random Rant series. Enjoy!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete
Happily Ever After With Onions reviews
Just a dumb little fantasyish oneshot. An Onion obsessed princess can't find a husband.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Complete