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Joined 11-04-06, id: 545481, Profile Updated: 09-20-08
Author has written 3 stories for Fantasy, and Romance.

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A Not-So-Brief Description of Me.

Name: What is in a name? For instance, my friend and I have weird nick-names. She is Beluga1 and I am Beluga2, but there can be no Beluga3 because 3 is to high of a number, and there can't be a Beluga4 because 4 doesn't exist, "neither does ice cream," says the little person inside my head. (Although don't try the whole "4 doesn't exist" thing with a math teacher, it just doesn't work.)

Religion: I'm a Christian (non-denominational protestant to be exact), but not all my stories have a religious element. (If any of my fellow Christians have any prayer requests, send them to me and I will totally add them to my prayer list.) I'm praying for y'all, God Bless!!

Favorite Verses: Romans 8:38-39 "For I am persuaded that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come, nor height, nor depth, nor any another creation, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus, our Lord."

Favorite Tongue Twister: "Toy Boat" (If you don't believe me, just try.)

BEST FRIEND: Beluga1 (check out her profile, it is awesome!) (, (Marcus is a camera).

Favorite Band: Bolyki Brothers the A cappela Quartet. I'd say you should check out their website ( but the website is all in Hungarian, (unless you do the smart thing and click on the little british flag in the upper-right corner; note: it took me over six months to figure that out) even though the music is in several different languages. :)

Favorite Authors: C. S. Lewis, Agatha Christie.

Favorite Movies: The Pirates of the Carribean 1&2; Quest for Camelot (it's cheese-irific); The Pacifier; Pirates of the Plains (see quote below); What about Bob?; Howl's Moving Castle; Once upon a Mattress; The Princess Diares (though I hated all the books, I read them all. Fair warning; they are addicting.); Cool Runnings; Around the World in 80 days.

Favorite Series: Monk; Pretear; Hannah Montana; Pinky and the Brain; Psych; Numb3rs; Naked Archeologist; Darkwing Duck; Reba.

Favorite Characters: Barbara Jean from Reba; Pinky from Pinky and the Brain; Tino Tonitini from The Weekenders; Haweye Pierce from MASH the TV show; Leroy Jethro Gibbs from NCIS; Warren Peace from Sky High; Captain Jack Sparrow from The Pirates of the Carribean; Sofie Hatter from Howl's Movie Castle (both the movie and both the books); Princess Winnifred "Fred" from Once upon a Mattress; Adrian Monk from Monk; Harriet Olson from Little House on the Prarie (I've never read the books so I mean the TV show); Penelope Garcia from Criminal Minds; and of course ... Beluga 1!

Books I Recommend you Read: THE BIBLE!, Chronicles of Narnia by C. S. Lewis, Lost Moon by Jim Lovell, The ABC Murders by Agatha Christie, Eragon by Christian Poalini, Howl's Moving Castle and Castle in the Sky by Diana Wynne Jones!

Books I Recommend you Avoid like the Plague: The Princess Diares by Meg Cabot, The Phantom Stallion Series by Terri Farley.

Pets: I have two dogs that I fondly call "Pinky and the Brain" and in case you have never seen this classic cartoon, Pinky is a random and very stupid rat, and the Brain is much smaller but plans to escape the laboratory he is forced to live in, in order to conquere the world. Among my remaining pets I can gladly list a princess, a momma's boy, and a Guinea Pig who thinks he is a Rottweiler(RIP).

Things I love: Beef (I know, I know, animals and all.), But I also like animals (especially in a good gravy), Summer.

Things I hate: Winter, Bucking or spooking horses (when they don't have a rider, it can actually look kind of pretty), sleep insomnia, being really busy, and MIGRAINES!!

Biggest Fear: Wooden Indians (don't ask, long story)

Some of my favorite words: Befuddled, cheese-irific (everybody likes a cheesy movie now and then), inter-twingled (a combination of intermingled and inter-twined that I have been using for years), (anything that Dr. Seuss made up), glob (don't ask; long story).

What I'm listening to right now: The soundtracks to Katamari Damacy and its sequel, We love Katamari! (Some of the more awesome in its randomness type Japanise Video Games), Bellybutton by Boys 'N Da Sink (AKA the Veggietales), Barbra Manatee by Larry the Cucumber (once again the Veggietales), This is the Song that Runs Under the Credits by (you guessed it) the Veggietales!

Random Fact about Me: I LOVE RPG's! My favorites are .Hack and Dark Cloud.

I got a second account to post more stuff. (

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Apple Pie by Beluga1 reviews
This poem makes absolutly no sense, that's why I love it!:!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Down in the Valley by Amari reviews
A short poem about my solitude in front of the cross. PLEAASE read and review! Thanks! UPDATED 3 29 07
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2007
Saving the Prince by Litty122 reviews
Cambria's just a servant for the prince, but what happens when he falls in love with her and the queen finds out?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,739 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/9/2007 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Complete
The God of my Childhood by invisiblebob reviews
Look at the title :D
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2006
Anne by Darth David reviews
Please, don't make me write a summary ;p Read and review, that way you'll do a more honest summary than me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2006
In God We Trust by Lakoria reviews
America, one nation under God
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/13/2004
The Toaster of DOOM by Patta reviews
Never trust toasters.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/6/2003
Dragons & Dragonslayers by Baloo reviews
A look at the situation through the monster's point of view.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/26/2001
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Three Days to Doom reviews
A Fantasty telling of a classic fairy tale story. R&R, new writer!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/20/2007 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
The Cinder Rider and the Silver Mare reviews
The story of Cinderella retold. R&R... I like constructive critisism.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,511 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
The Attack of the Wolfman reviews
Beauty and the Beast...with a twist. R&R! New writer!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,470 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete