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Joined 11-05-06, id: 545630, Profile Updated: 05-21-11
Author has written 4 stories for General, and Humor.

By the way, if you're wondering, I'm Filipino. Because I know about Asian life, I incorporate it into my stories. I don't know a lot of the languages, but I do know a LOT of Tagalog, some Korean, and a bit of Japanese and Chinese. All my characters, unless specified, are Asian. :D


Status of Stories As of May 21, 2011:

Smiling At Each Other in McDonald's: I have little motivation to finish this. I'd mention how my style was changing, and it has. I don't think I'll be able to comfortably finish this because if I do, the story will seem awkward. I still have a lot of ideas for it in my head, but I just feel kind of eh when I start writing. Maybe it'll change, I dunno.

JJANG: I'll be honest and say that this is not at all on the forefront of my priorities. I've barely even looked at it since the summer. I know it's going to need a bit of tweaking to make it work since all the characters aren't very developed. The story wasn't organized when I wrote it, so everything's a bit messy. I might post the third chapter soon since I have a bit of stuff to put.

Whipped Cream: I have no plans of updating this because I have no ideas. Sorry. If you want more of Nico's antics and Ollie's anxiety, just read SAEOM; they show up a lot.

Test On Monday: This is a new story I wrote. I don't know if I'll post it soon, but it explores the character of Craig Smith, and to a lesser extent, his girlfriend Lucy Wu. It's pretty much just the back-story of their relationship. It takes place a year before SAEOM. I'm really taking my time with this because I really love it, so don't expect it soon. In fact, I may even try to get it published. Chances of that happening are very slim because LOL I'm only seventeen.


Anyhoos, here are some story ideas that are brewing in my head. The story ideas don't have names yet because I don't believe in giving wordless stories names.

Story Idea #1:
A superhero discovers another superhero attends her school. Chaos insues, including baristas and communism.

As you can see, this story will be full of crack. I haven't wrote anything for these, but yeah. I've already experimented on writing superhero stories. If you're a longtime reader (LOL), you might remember one story about a superhero named Brick, but I took that one down and deleted it after I realized how embarrassing it was.

Story Idea #2:
A girl is the last one to realize that the most popular guy in school is infatuated with her.

This may or may not sound like Smiling At Each Other In McDonald's. I really like naive characters. But I'll try to differentiate these two stories as much as I can. I already started with making one of the main characters a girl.


What My Characters Look Like:
These are mostly ulzzangs, and Wes (SAEOM) and Nico (Whipped Cream & SAEOM) are the only ones I have. I can't find the perfect image of anyone else.

Wes: Kim Jin
Nico: Song Ji Ho

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A Ridiculous Tale about Adriaan by CaseyBear reviews
Adriaan Spencer. The name sends millions of thoughts through my head. Weirdo, freak, pixie, etc. So why is he in bed with me? And naked? And...in bed with me? And...naked while in bed with me? Slash.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,863 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 8/23/2009
Steady As He Goes by RoughDraftHero reviews
Kiernan was comfortable with who he was as a gay teenager. However, will he lose sight of himself when put through the rigmarole of being liked by the most popular guy in school? slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,295 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 2/13/2011
If At First You Don't Succeed by sitaloire reviews
Okay, his first relationship didn't work out. But so what? At least he finally admits he's gay. Now all Nicky has to do is find out if Jesse is. Obviously slash.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,471 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 9/6/2009
The Way I See You by Subconscious-Flirt reviews
Nico’s summer just went down the toilet. Aside from having do a project with the eye-rolling wonder Taylor Campbell, his crazy ex-boyfriend, who cheated on HIM, is now after his blood. But maybe Taylor’s good for more than being a sarcastic ass. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,131 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010
Power and Finesse by Kitty Roar reviews
SERIOUSLY. DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME. THIS STORY IS ON INDEFINITE HIATUS. DON'T EXPECT AN UPDATE. WHY DO YOU KEEP CLICKING ON IT. IT'S NOT EVEN THE FULL STORY. IT'S ONLY PIECES OF EACH CHAPTER. THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE TO READ. STOP.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 27,348 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010
Confessions of a Maraschino Addict by Ryette reviews
Slash. Mars is out of this world, and he's all mine. Now, the challenge is making sure that he stays mine. But how can I do that if our relationship is built on a stupid bet? And how did I get mixed up in this ever-changing love polygon?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,567 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 4/23/2010
The Covington House by Pretty Rad reviews
Great. Real frickin' peachy. This is EXACTLY how I want to spend my Friday night: in a supposedly haunted house with my bitchy best friend, her rival, and HIS best friend whom makes me extremely uncomfortable. I am so frickin' excited...Not. SLASH.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,308 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Complete
Just Because by Ryette reviews
Slash. Bright blue skinny jeans can’t get you out of everything. Especially when your arch nemesis dumps barbeque sauce on them and then acts like a homophobe even though he really isn't. SKoW Best Slash winner round 11!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,309 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
Above the Influence by iBrandi reviews
SLASH. Somehow, his best friend bringing drugs to the Spring Formal isn't the worst part of the night for Nate. The worst part of the night is when Nate manages to accidentally out himself while they're both high on said drugs. His life is a farce.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,435 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Complete
Candy Hearts & Inappropriate Love Confessions by Sasha 'The Dramatic' Blue reviews
It was love at first masturbate.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,611 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
Completion by Subconscious-Flirt reviews
Thom is the best wide receiver for miles, and Eric's the only cornerback who's been able to match his talent. Only one question - why hasn't Eric called him back yet? Slash oneshot centered around football in honor of the Saints who owned yesterday.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Complete
The Inexplicable State of Being There by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
Brody Hansen and I, we had a system. I didn't like him and he didn't like me, but we both liked watching each other undress. That's just what happened when you gave good-looking, hormonal teenagers bedroom windows that faced each other. Full sum inside.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,144 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Beneficial by Ryette reviews
Slash. Jack and Sammy like to release their hormones on each other, but Jack feels something more than platonic with his best friend. So when Sammy's girlfriend cheats on him, Jack wants to step in- only Sammy rebounds a little faster than Jack had hoped.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,472 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009
The Band Geek's Dictionary by Ryette reviews
SLASH. What's a band geek to do when he has a crush on his best friend, fantasies about making out on marimbas, and a nosy sister who bribes him with snickerdoodle cookies? Band sure is wild! Like American Pie Band Camp, only better. Really.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,377 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
A day in the life of two boys in love by unheardmelodies reviews
Sort of a companion piece to "Rodeo", but can be read separately. A day in the life of two boys who can't stand each other. Or, to be apart. SLASH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,833 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
Stay Out of My Pants! by Supervillain reviews
Everyone at school wants to get inside my pants. Did I mention I go to an all boys school! But that's not all, now there's a new guy at school and everyone wants to get into HIS pants! And the thing is... I do too... *MM SLASH*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,940 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008
One Drink by Caseus reviews
All it took was once drink. PWP, smut, slash.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 2,199 - Follows: 176 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Mustard by gum is yum reviews
ONE SHOT. Remy's boyfriend Matt is perfect in every way except one: he has an infuriating best friend named Jack who just loves to bother her. "Do you think I find joy in the fact that all I can ever think about is you, no matter how hard I try not to?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Bless Me Father by ILGMA reviews
Yeah, perfectly normal', Drake thought, attempting to ignore the aching bulge in his pants. 'If said peer was a girl...' Two Catholic school boys, one distraught and the other confused. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,648 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 4/14/2002
With Intent by Zebbie reviews
Adam's got the Spidey Sense but he'd rather be The Invisible Man. Your regular Marvel Action Hero minus lycra and enthusiasm for saving the world, he'd rather just ignore it and his dormant to extinct love life. Going nuts is more of a problem. MxM. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,713 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Perhaps Love by Algae reviews
[COMPLETE] Life was set in place for Adam and Blake and neither of them thought they needed anything more out of it. But when they meet each other, they're forced to reevaluate. But is it all worth it? Slash MM.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 94,724 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
Alex and Bobby by failte200 reviews
Slash. Bobby had a hard time getting over it when Alex admitted that he was gay. The worst part was - apparently it was Bobby who was going to have to find him a boyfriend. How does he get himself into these things?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,138 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
In Theory by Sirivinda reviews
MM Original slash. Jamie's got a theory about how life and the universe seem to work, and Alex just fits right in. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,491 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
Life can be a bitch, can't it? by Esquirella reviews
(MxM, yaoi, and all that jazz. Don't read this if you don't like that.) A pudgy, sad young man comes face to face with an old high school classmate who he doesn't have good memories of. Confronting the past is not a palatable option. But what happens when
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,123 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 7/12/2006
Chemicals to Blind by Twisted By Design reviews
Colby is 17, cynical, and gay. After moving, he meets a girl who teaches him the meaning of friendship. Through her, he becomes comfortable with who he is and what he is, and finds himself doing something he never considered possible: falling in love.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,137 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 12/15/2005
Act III by Asenka.N.Chernyaeva reviews
[Slash, completed, under revision] Two boys. The first, Max Kennedy: Soccer forward and elite college socialite. The second, Eddie Calhoun: Band nerd. It will be a battle of the wills and the pills, and it will change their lives forever. Look out!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,770 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Complete
Afterplay by The Dystopian reviews
Identity crises and adolescent angst. Schoolboy cliché #178: Jock teaches nerd how to kiss. In order to get girls. Note how neither the jock nor the nerd are girls.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2005
Wonderwall by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
[Complete] Brian isn't too thrilled with having to move to the middle of nowhere and attend boarding school, til he meets a group of friends and a boy he thinks could be the guy of his dreams. But love is never easy...Yaoi, MM slash, etc
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,158 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/6/2004 - Complete
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Whipped Cream reviews
“Are you always gonna take care of her until she dies?” I blink and look at Nico drooling. I grin. “Of course.”
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,342 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2010
Skinny Wrists reviews
“Money is my bulletproof vest, sweets, and the words you’ll tell me will be the bullets. ‘I’ve met someone else, Violet,’ or ‘Violet, it’s not working out.’”
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Complete
Dick and Jane reviews
It’s like an alliteration--Jane and Jack, Jack and Jane. Jane and Elijah--there’s no alliteration there. Jane can’t possibly like Elijah. Elijah can’t possibly like Jane ....
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Fortune Cookies reviews
You’re going to be in the newspaper, and he picks it up, looks at it, and you don’t know his reaction, but you want him to be thinking, “I know her.” And you want his heart to sink, because of sadness? rejection? oh?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete