Umbrella Maiden
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Joined 11-08-06, id: 546013, Profile Updated: 04-23-10
Author has written 7 stories for Romance, and General.

I am cheerfully cynical and merrily macabre.
Being a psych major and working as a dental assistant take up most of my life.
Writing is my means of venting. My brains chance to vomit up all the filthy, nasty, poisonous little thoughts.
Otherwise, I'm an incredibly happy person.

Empathy is temporarily on hold, as my 'Noah' has run off, and is no more. Men.

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To my unconventional lover reviews
You said you don't understand how someone like me could love a man like you . . . it was easy. ftm
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Complete
Empathy reviews
“So, you’re an empath?”“That means you can feel pain, right?” His curiosity was coloring his aura, filling in with streaks of bleeding mischief and masochism, pointing toward signs of ‘get the hell out'.Rated for launguage.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,268 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 1/6/2007
It's a shame reviews
I wish we could still walk on water.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
Glasgow reviews
A glasgow is a smile you pay for in blood.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Complete
Diary
Tears stung her eyes, and her throat became tight. Her knees grew weak and to the sand she fell and waited for the stars. Until then she was alone and she felt infinite.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,117 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009
Seasons reviews
A short five chapter story about two people in an empty world. "He stood on the bridge, tightly bundled against the wind. In his hands, to his lips, he held a harmonica. In her hands, to the sky, she held a twig and tried orchestrating the clouds."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/12/2009
Dear, reviews
You are beautiful. Ever since those days when we would sit outside your house counting the leaves that fell from the trees, and collecting every thirteenth. We were seven, and you would never know it, but I tried keeping every one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete