IMPORTANT: I am rewriting a lot of my stories, so don't flip out if things don't always correspong or if they contradict each other. Just go by what has been most recently published/updated and I think things should makes sense that way.

Who am I? some (read none) of you may ask. I am a nerdy little nobody girl who sits in the back of class and writes. My location is the loony-bin, and my age is for me to know and for you to ponder.

My eternal loves: dark chocolate (72 cocoa please and thankyou), fuzzy socks, Pilot G2 pens, honey lemon gensing green tea, Broadway music and musicals, animated Disney movies, Magnus Bane (brownie points if you're Team Magnus; he's man enough to admit he wears body-glitter), art classes, laughing so hard and for so long that I'm still smiling for days afterwards, feeling pretty

My not so eternal loves: being mad at those I care about, writers block, the lack of variety in today's teen literature, spam texts, when my camera eats my batteries, when fictionpress doesn't post formats correctly

My friends (and more than) support this "hobby" (read: obsession) of mine. They are wonderful in every way for putting up with me whheren I'm sure they want to either send me to a therapist, scream at me to shut up about my writing issues, or do both. If any of you are reading this, and you know who you are, I love you guys a ton.

Some people may take issue with my story content, but that is a-okay with me. Variety is the spice of life. Just please don't flame; it's immature, childish, and just plain rude. I don't go around flaming your stuff going "Ewww, you suck for writing something I don't like! I hope you choke on an icecicle!" so don't do it to me. If you want to know why I included certain things in my stories that you don't agree with, just ask pollitely and I will be more than happy to try and answer your question.

Most of my stories contain one or more of the following: homosexuality (among other sexualities), crude language, cross-dressing, incest, interracial. relationships, three-or-more-somes, self-harm (which I absolutly do not advocate or encourage; get help instead of hurting yourself please), alcohol, sexual/suggestive content, adn I think that just about covers it

Feel free to PM me anytime, I love to talk via e-mail. It dosen't matter what the topic is.

STORY STATUS

My Special Number- I'm completely re-writing this from the veyr beginning. At this moment it will be reposted as "2 Boys + Girl" and will have a completely timeline. It will be about how the three got together instead of two years later. More when I actually get it up. The current story may be deleted, but I will give ample warning beforehand.

Of Summer and Speedo's- complete, the end, no more

Warrenty Not Gaurenteed- Will possibly be left up. I will give ample time to warn you of its deletion before hand, but if anyone ever wants a copy later down the road I will be more than happy to send you one.

We Dyed It Purple- finished, but possibly expect more stories with Will and Eric

Fold Out- Done but do eventually expect more stories involving all parties (including Frodo)

T-shirts- Done; same as above excluding Frodo. Frodo was not present for the making of this story because he is a G-rated, family friendly gerbil.

Snow Man- I am not ready to touch this with a ten and a half foot pole, even while wearing a biohazard suit. I haven't managed to translate any ideas into something that even resembles a plot (and I'm talking comparing house cats to tea-cup patterned dolphins here), so until this one decides to sort itself out nothing is going to be done with it. It will not be deleted however, so no worries there.

News

January 16, 2010

Hello darlings! (Please don't eat me!) I am sorry for my unexcusable 1 1/2 year absence (really its' more liketwo years, but I'm trying to lessen my own guilt here). Like I said, I have no real excuse other than a horrible combonation of AP-classes and extreme marching band. If anyone is actually still hanging around I will be amazed. All of my multi-chaaptered stories are under-going complete rewrites. At the moment I'm focusing on Henry, James, and Rebecca. I've gotten some awesome concepts for "Snow Man" but can't really figure out how to translate them into a plot, so I won't be touching that for a while.

I hope you guys enjoyed all two (wahoo! TWO baby!) of the short stories I posted in 2008. I promise I will be much better this year. I should have partial re-writes up soon, but they might have different titles.

October 8, 2007

School started back for me way back around Aug. 2. I was so spoiled last year, I hardly ever had homework. This year the teachers are loading it on us, and my math teacher can spen an entire class period (50-55 min) explaining how to graph points on a coordinate plane. Then we get home and have about 35 math problems per night. -_-U My dad was in possesion of the lap-topfor over a month and every time I tried to type stuff up I either got sidetracked or something got in the way. Good news though, I now have the laptop and I'm out of school for a week. Expect a bit of an updating spree. And check out my super spiffy new livejournal. I'm so excited about it.

March 23, 2007

I've just posted the last chapter of My Special will have a sequel, and this time I'm going to write the whole thing instead of writing it as I post. I've also deleted some of the past news, from now on the news section will only have really important stuff.