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Author has written 7 stories for Romance, and General.

IMPORTANT: I am rewriting a lot of my stories, so don't flip out if things don't always correspong or if they contradict each other. Just go by what has been most recently published/updated and I think things should makes sense that way.

Who am I? some (read none) of you may ask. I am a nerdy little nobody girl who sits in the back of class and writes. My location is the loony-bin, and my age is for me to know and for you to ponder.

My eternal loves: dark chocolate (72 cocoa please and thankyou), fuzzy socks, Pilot G2 pens, honey lemon gensing green tea, Broadway music and musicals, animated Disney movies, Magnus Bane (brownie points if you're Team Magnus; he's man enough to admit he wears body-glitter), art classes, laughing so hard and for so long that I'm still smiling for days afterwards, feeling pretty

My not so eternal loves: being mad at those I care about, writers block, the lack of variety in today's teen literature, spam texts, when my camera eats my batteries, when fictionpress doesn't post formats correctly

My friends (and more than) support this "hobby" (read: obsession) of mine. They are wonderful in every way for putting up with me whheren I'm sure they want to either send me to a therapist, scream at me to shut up about my writing issues, or do both. If any of you are reading this, and you know who you are, I love you guys a ton.

Some people may take issue with my story content, but that is a-okay with me. Variety is the spice of life. Just please don't flame; it's immature, childish, and just plain rude. I don't go around flaming your stuff going "Ewww, you suck for writing something I don't like! I hope you choke on an icecicle!" so don't do it to me. If you want to know why I included certain things in my stories that you don't agree with, just ask pollitely and I will be more than happy to try and answer your question.

Most of my stories contain one or more of the following: homosexuality (among other sexualities), crude language, cross-dressing, incest, interracial. relationships, three-or-more-somes, self-harm (which I absolutly do not advocate or encourage; get help instead of hurting yourself please), alcohol, sexual/suggestive content, adn I think that just about covers it

Feel free to PM me anytime, I love to talk via e-mail. It dosen't matter what the topic is.

STORY STATUS

My Special Number- I'm completely re-writing this from the veyr beginning. At this moment it will be reposted as "2 Boys + Girl" and will have a completely timeline. It will be about how the three got together instead of two years later. More when I actually get it up. The current story may be deleted, but I will give ample warning beforehand.

Of Summer and Speedo's- complete, the end, no more

Warrenty Not Gaurenteed- Will possibly be left up. I will give ample time to warn you of its deletion before hand, but if anyone ever wants a copy later down the road I will be more than happy to send you one.

We Dyed It Purple- finished, but possibly expect more stories with Will and Eric

Fold Out- Done but do eventually expect more stories involving all parties (including Frodo)

T-shirts- Done; same as above excluding Frodo. Frodo was not present for the making of this story because he is a G-rated, family friendly gerbil.

Snow Man- I am not ready to touch this with a ten and a half foot pole, even while wearing a biohazard suit. I haven't managed to translate any ideas into something that even resembles a plot (and I'm talking comparing house cats to tea-cup patterned dolphins here), so until this one decides to sort itself out nothing is going to be done with it. It will not be deleted however, so no worries there.

News

January 16, 2010

Hello darlings! (Please don't eat me!) I am sorry for my unexcusable 1 1/2 year absence (really its' more liketwo years, but I'm trying to lessen my own guilt here). Like I said, I have no real excuse other than a horrible combonation of AP-classes and extreme marching band. If anyone is actually still hanging around I will be amazed. All of my multi-chaaptered stories are under-going complete rewrites. At the moment I'm focusing on Henry, James, and Rebecca. I've gotten some awesome concepts for "Snow Man" but can't really figure out how to translate them into a plot, so I won't be touching that for a while.

I hope you guys enjoyed all two (wahoo! TWO baby!) of the short stories I posted in 2008. I promise I will be much better this year. I should have partial re-writes up soon, but they might have different titles.

October 8, 2007

School started back for me way back around Aug. 2. I was so spoiled last year, I hardly ever had homework. This year the teachers are loading it on us, and my math teacher can spen an entire class period (50-55 min) explaining how to graph points on a coordinate plane. Then we get home and have about 35 math problems per night. -_-U My dad was in possesion of the lap-topfor over a month and every time I tried to type stuff up I either got sidetracked or something got in the way. Good news though, I now have the laptop and I'm out of school for a week. Expect a bit of an updating spree. And check out my super spiffy new livejournal. I'm so excited about it.

March 23, 2007

I've just posted the last chapter of My Special will have a sequel, and this time I'm going to write the whole thing instead of writing it as I post. I've also deleted some of the past news, from now on the news section will only have really important stuff.

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Two Men and a Toddler by ArdentWriter reviews
Joss has a young daughter. He thinks he's straight but that all changes when Quinn buys him a coffee. Slash. Rated Mature for later chapters.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,689 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 10/14/2008
The Cole Turns To Ash by Naked Penguin Fetus For Pope reviews
COMPLETE. 16 year old Cole is sarcastic, apathetic, pessimistic, and just well...a lump of coal. The complete opposite of one Ashton Matthews... Slash, male x male love
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 219,659 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
Noah Murcutt by Sirivinda reviews
MM Original slash. In the summer of 1852, Noah Murcutt leaves his ship for the city of London. Whilst making a living on the dark side of society, he struggles to make sense of love and loss. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,239 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
The Marches Lion by llyzsm2 reviews
Knights, plotting, tournaments and love. Stephen uncovers a plot against the King and in his escape from the plotters encounters a knight who's infuriating, rude and maybe the best man he'll ever meet. Yaoi M/M mxm slash. Medieval romp.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/21/2009
Crisis Core by sydchan reviews
Salem is the pleasure slave of a rich CEO. He doesn't really care for his current lifestyle, but deals with it for the sake of his infant son. But what happens when he gets the chance to escape. Contains slash, yaoi, m/m, mpreg, prostitution, rape, abuse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,014 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008
Soundless by Nicale reviews
Shawn is deaf, but at the age of five he learned that he could read thoughts. He goes to visit his father, and once there meets someone who will change his life. M/M.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,185 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
The Enigma by utsubame reviews
REVISED,NEW CONTENT ADDED. Devon is an enigma. Clay is his teacher and is undeniably attracted to him. It is not just his looks, because Devon may hold a secret to the survival of his entire race. Slash/Mpreg
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,951 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 7/18/2003
Dial Tone by Comodin reviews
SLASH / The other kind of band slash. One number carved into an Old Navy bathroom stall, one miserable summer at band camp, and two boys to string it all together. Mix and allow mayhem to ensue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,808 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 6/4/2005
Ronny Cohen by Mystical Knight Dragon reviews
**PUBLISHED** Ronny Cohen is gay. Because of this, he is ostracized by his parents and brother. When he meets Kurt Vaughn, he is hesitant to tell him of his sexual preference, afraid to lose a friend. WARNING: SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,355 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
Etched by Inherent reviews
Slash He had stupid blue hair, a stupid smile, stupid teeth, and a stupid friend. He was invading my life and I liked it.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,781 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/30/2005
You're Standing on my Neck by Strange.Synchronicity reviews
Iris McClanahan is your average teenage boy. You know, once you forget about his flower-child father, hyperactive best friends, not-so evil jock enemy, and devious matchmaking mother...okay, maybe he's not so average after all. Slash.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 6/21/2005
Behind the Love Curtains by DeviantHeart31 reviews
16year old Raydio has always been ignored, he never had friends.But,what happens when 17 year old Brandon walks into his life, and for the first time Raydio feels special, loved.But what lies in store for these two boys behind the love curtains.mm Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 11/1/2006
Lip Gloss by Scene-Damagexx reviews
[droubble][mm] He had too much lip gloss, but that's what got me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
Camp by Akihito Kage reviews
DISCONTINUED:: Ian Brookes went a summer camp at his mother's insistance, he never knew he'd meet the best friends he'd ever had, and the only person who ever understood him, and stole his heart
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,419 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Complete
Fall Off a Cliff Laughing by FeatherJunkie reviews
[shounenai, malemale] I can't get rid of these stupid wings, people won't stop staring, I've got a jock named Mark out to ruin my life, and on top of it all, I've caught the eye of the Grim Reaper's son, and now he won't leave me alone.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,868 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Complete
Stalking Kynan by Lost Again reviews
[M/M] So I was stalking my therapist's son...but it's not like I was crazy or anything. I never photographed him, made phone calls consisting of deep breathing, or wrote letters that included the phrase “I’m always watching you.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 14,057 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 1/9/2005
The Sandman's Kiss by Lilias reviews
[Slash] Alek lives for the oblivion that sleep brings—and each day he drags himself through a life of abuse. What is a boy to do when he discovers he has unwittingly earned the attention of a charismatic walking myth: the Sandman? [complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,842 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 12/18/2003 - Complete
Speaking in Sentences by Inherent reviews
[Slash] I was probably a bit too blunt, but how else could I be with a guy who wouldn't say more than a word? [Complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,888 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Complete
Pepe Was In Between by Sita-Tree reviews
Jake and Darren semibased off a chemistry safety video, but not enough to count... and do parents really yell that loudly?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/30/2006
How to Write: Dialogues by Naatz reviews
A brief essay explaining the logic behind writing dialogues, and how to make them sound realistic and unstilted.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2006
Using The Buddy System by Chainlinks reviews
(slash) Ice cream, empathy magic, infatuation, goblins, unrequited love, a bossy yet inredibly sexy partner, checking in with dieties... Yeah, that about sums up Taniel's life.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,562 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/20/2005 - Published: 9/7/2003
Coincidences by tipping ivy reviews
I wasn't gay... until Reid decided I was.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,822 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005
Differences by Aloh Dark reviews
Slash!Yaoi!M/m!boyXboy! Whatever you wanna call it! It's basically a story about Brian, a gay teen. Nice slightly angsty, slightly fluffy, slight unrealistic story! What Brian lust after Adam and comes to terms with something else. Better than it sounds.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,021 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/18/2003 - Published: 8/15/2002
Guardian Of An Angel by Sapphire Weapon reviews
Lori is rich, antisocial and the sort of teenager who paints his bedroom walls black. So, what happens when he has to look after a ridiculously cute angel who can't fly? Shonen ai, of course!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,777 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/19/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002
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Fold Out reviews
Sleeping on the lumpy fold-out couch was worth it when Noah woke up next to Eden. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
T Shirts reviews
Jansons likes wearing Mark's t-shirts. And Mark likes it when Janson wears them. Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
The Snow Man reviews
Jeremy made a snowman with his boyfriend Conner before he died. His death left Conner with the feeling the snowman is now his only true friend. One night he sneaks out & the snowman is gone. In its stead is something Conner has only whished for. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007
Warrenty Not Gaurenteed reviews
Henry James & Rebecca are back. There's a new kid who's taken an interest in Rebecca, sparking jealousy from the other two boys. Will he be the breaking piont of their relationship? Or can it withstand the trials of middle school? Slash and het.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,398 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007
We Dyed It Purple reviews
“Oh my god.” “Will, calm down it’s not as bad as it looks.” “Not as bad as it looks! Not as bad as it looks! How can you say that! You two dyed my hair purple! How is that not as bad as it looks!” hints of SLASH
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
My Special Number reviews
Henry, James and Rebecca are diffrent from everyone else. They don't have just one special person, they have each other. A story of pesky questions, strange love, & yellow labs. Slash het
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,008 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
Of Summer and Speedo's reviews
A short story about summer and the discussion of swimmingsuits, specifically Speedo's in a dollar store. Slash and het
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete