J.M. Raconteur
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Joined 11-09-06, id: 546161
Author has written 7 stories for Life, General, Romance, and General.

A Few Factoids About J.M. Raconteur:

-J.M. Raconteur is a 16-year-old male who resides in the middle of California

-J.M. Raconteur enjoys writing poems and short stories more than any other type of work. He generally has a preference towards prose but has been in a bit of a poetry mood lately.

-J.M. Raconteur is just getting around to writing his profile thingy after many many moons of having an account on FictionPress

-J.M. Raconteur organized this profile in a bulleted format because it's far easier for most people to pay attention when they see things in short fragments, as opposed to big daunting masses of uninterrupted text. Which is sad. But still something he understands.

-J.M. Raconteur is writing this profile thing in third person merely because it makes him sound like more of an entire immense entity, as opposed to a lowly dweeb sitting at a computer

-J.M. Raconteur promises to do his very best to reply to any PMs sent to him (now that he's figured out how PMs work) and in fact welcomes them highly.

-J.M. Raconteur is aware that the true definition of factoid is something that isn't true but widely thought by the masses to be true, not a brief fun fact. J.M. Raconteur appreciates the irony that the definition of the word factoid has in itself become a factoid

-J.M. Raconteur finds it very upsetting that his story "Feelings" has been viewed 870 times but commented zero times.

-J.M. Raconteur is done writing this profile and bids you a fine farewell.

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in conclusion by Sock Ninja reviews
This is what happens when the overachiever stops to think.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
The Stars Knew That by P.H. Wise reviews
Of truth, the night, and your own reflection.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
x marks the sPOT by Akhenaten reviews
A somewhat unhappy poem about drugs, nothing too detailed. I am sorry for the terrible pun in the title, but I couldn't resist. :
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Complete
It's a Contest by MalonSings reviews
It really is a sort of contest.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
Shattered Glass by Twin Mustang reviews
Nothing's perfect
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
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Dry reviews
Short poem detailing a feeling I'm sure every writer out there has stumbled across: The feeling of missing Her.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Projector Girl
A poem detailing an entity who is an amalgamation of many different people I know. I'm sure we all know people like this...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Based On A True Story
A piece of prose poetry recounting me recounting my nightmare in my head. A bit more interesting than it sounds...
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Complete
Feelings reviews
A very brief, very sexual oneshot story about a girl who just can't manage to pry herself away from Him
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
Mental Warfare reviews
A poem detailing through metaphor my mentality when I contemplate...her...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
Try To Envision reviews
Just something I jotted down in my notebook when I heard someone complaining about life and say they wished that sadness just didn't exist, not the best of my work by any means but I figure why not post it
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Complete
Reality is Relative reviews
A poem detailing my philosophy on life, religion, the origin of mankind, etc.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Complete