Andy Anderson
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Joined 11-12-06, id: 546502, Profile Updated: 08-20-08
Author has written 6 stories for General, Life, Fantasy, and General.

I am a visionary, an artist, a daydream believer.

I would risk my life for a Chai Latte.

I admit the corporations are evil,

Yet I admit to being a mindless consumer.

I don't mind long plane flights,

So long as they take me somewhere else.

Hate me all you want,

I will never hate back.

My most popular work on FictionPress by far is probably Von Dammsel in Distress. Please take a look and review, and don't forget to read the rest of my stuff as well.

P.S. I've always fantasized about receiving fanart for my original characters from other artists. If anybody feels the need to do fanart for me, well... you're free to have at it.

20 August 2008.
Today's mood: Antsy

Today's food: Sub-par enchiladas from Maudie's in Austin.

Okay, everyone, you may notice the severe lack of Oh Great, Another Vampire Story. "LE GASP," you might say! "Where have Lisette, Lucas, Alphonse, Incubus and all of the others gone?!" Well, my little chickadees, I've officially FINISHED the story (yay for me) and I am majorly editing it to start submitting to agents, so... no Roseblood brothers for you. Le sob... but don't worry, I'll keep you posted on its status. You can still check out my new, not-so-sexy Myspace (keep in mind it's mostly a networking Myspace for my art) here.

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Jupiter Smiles on the Death of Morning As We Vex by Archaic Toad reviews
Cain and envy.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Complete
stoned at Vons by speakeasy-love reviews
There will be no cookies
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
i like to think that when i was little by stained blue reviews
i knew how to live.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Fantasy Parodies by Lccorp2 reviews
Fantasy parodies, mocking anything and everything about the genre. You want to read these. You just know you want to.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,794 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 8/12/2006
jan 6 by the bizarrist reviews
January 6, thelitkid.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Dark Eyes by Captain-Dalien reviews
How can eyes that dark.. be so bright?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Chopsticks Vs The Tree by The Cat Died Nobly reviews
Fed up with commercialism and being Jewish, Gabe was set on hating Christmas. Of course, he wasn’t expecting to befriend a prime example of CFD, or Christmas Freak Disease ...Or, for her to show him the real meaning behind the holidays. Holiday oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,185 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
The Captain and the Kid by Ben Barrett reviews
A sailor recently discharged from the Navy befriends a neighborhood boy from a troubled home. Trouble begins brewing as people begin falsely suspecting him of taking liberties with children.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,252 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Complete
Emily by Teen Advocate reviews
I love her and she has no idea how beautiful she is.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
How To Be Unique by Kaelefay reviews
[short story] [rated for language, homophobia] Start off young, with the donning of many hats.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
The note book of Quotes by Ruri Star Sykel reviews
Two teens have to write back and forth to each other in a notbook. relasionship are formed and a bunch of fun random Quotes! Hints Shonen ai
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Complete
What's With That Evan Kid? by Jough reviews
I still remember when Evan died. I didn’t know his last name, and I really didn’t know him, but his memory is something I think I’ll carry with me until forever.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/12/2007
Lady Behind the Water by Liliths Requiem reviews
She dances behind the waterfall and thinks about her life.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
Dancing bears by Talhiri Serrano reviews
Dancing memories, things I try to remember as they disappear...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete
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Von Dammsel in Distress reviews
Frederic von Dammsel is a professional damsel in distress, minus the damsel part. He never expected saving, but his bumbling prince manages to stumble upon Number 7 Dwarf Street, the last dark and gloomy castle on the right. MILD slash, MM.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,009 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007
SharkHeaded Prepubescent
A nursery rhyme, from the Morbid Nursery. May be offensive to those souls unfortunate enough to have been born with shark heads.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Published: 1/31/2008
Ten Years Old
In my hands was gold, or may well have been.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
As a Child reviews
As a child, I often wondered, What sort of teenager will I become?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Group Discussion reviews
In the group discussion, where exactly does the girl who's not so much a part of the group fit in?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Homecoming Hell reviews
An autobiography of sorts. I'm the top resident social reject. Everyone knows that. So how could my friends humiliate me like this..?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 9/29/2007