Guess who’s back
Back again
Tei is back
Tell a friend

I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
read Disk fics no more they want Matrix hentai I'm chopped liver
well if you want hentai, I'll give it to ya
lots of bondage while drinking genatalia liquor
sex scenes that'll jumpstart ya libido quicker then a
shock when I get shocked by the typos when Warlorn’s trying his hand at debating
and Dub can't whack him when he's moderatin'
you waited so long now stop complaining cuz I'm back,
Don't piss 'bout it with stupid flaming
Message to Mrs Alex Warlorn get your son from Ash/Misty fics coz he keeps masturbating
So Xing just won’t let me be or let me be me so let me see
I once took a sabbatical from tSfMB but it feels so empty without me
So off to hentai, JSR threesomes how 'bout that,
cum on their lips and some on your tits
and get ready cuz this shit's about to get heavy
Public service announcement- GO READ SLUGGY!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody come on and read
cuz we need a little Tei-made controversy
FFnet feels so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody come on and read
cuz we need a little Tei-made controversy
FFnet feels so empty without me

Nerdy hellions teens feeling rebellious
shit the music biz keeps remixing Elvis
can't get good music it seems hopeless,
till Napster blazed in and the RIAA cried "BITCH!"
A visionary, da vision is scary,
in Graffiti revolution, kickin' various dumbasses a rebel
so let me just revel an bask, in the fact that I ain't kissin' Bush's ass
and he's such a moron it's a catastrophe you to see so damn much of that dumbass you ask for me?
Well I'm back-dananananananananana
fix your bent modem go log in and then I'm gonna
enter in and up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I've got da Hentai force, I'm the best thing since Beast Wars
Avoiding Warlorn's fics and his reader's snores
Testing "Attention Please" feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
here's my 10 cents my stories are free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody come on and read
cuz we need a little Tei-made controversy
FFnet feels so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody come on and read
cuz we need a little Tei-made controversy
FFnet feels so empty without me

A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with
anybody I'll keep talking this shit that shit.
Xing can get his moronic ass kicked
by them phat Something Awful bastards, and Warlorn
stay away from the Digimon porn,
stop flaming the good shit and blow me
"You don't know me!", oh shut up and let it go,
now go listen to JSR techno!
Now lets go, just give me the signal I'll be there
with a fanfic full of new insults
I'm no dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since
Kedzie became a religious symbol
But sometimes I just can tell,
If Xing and his cronies need new brain cells
Even thought this dummies to Bush do pale,
ah they can all bite me and go to Hell
Though I'm not the first king of weirdo hentai
I am the most phallic thing since Elvis Presley,
to rate Jet Set rapefics so unashamedly
unfortunately it dun make me wealthy(Hey)
there's a concept that works
20 million other JSR hentai-ers emerge
but no matter how many fish in the sea they all pale to the phatness of ME

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody come on and read
cuz we need a little Tei-made controversy
FFnet feels so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody come on and read
cuz we need a little Tei-made controversy,
FFnet’s so fuckin’ empty without me