HOT OFF THE PRESSES: Former facebook friends of Todd Gafferty, and anyone else who would like to be, I've created a facebook group for all things "Student Bible", a place for discussions, jokes, fan art, Todd's playlist, and whatever else you can think of. This is my way of reaching out to the fans and generally being an attention whore, but it's all in good fun. Check it out:

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=135666149798734&v=app_2373072738#!/group.php?gid=135666149798734

NEWEST: I'm no longer in high school, I'm in ART school, and that means I have more free time (no more real work, just lots of pretty pictures). Why should you care? Well, more free time for me equals more Awesome writings for you, including a revisit to Sugar County to finish The Student Bible (or try my darndest to). Every time I reread it, I'd get that nagging spark that said, "I'm WAY funner to write than that stupid research paper! Write me! Write me!", and last night I could resist it no longer. So expect a lot more Iced Tea in your future.

NEWER: Sadly, Todd's account was removed from Facebook because he was listed under a "false" high school network. Technically, it was a fictional high school, and those Facebook nazis can screw themselves! So to any of you who friended him, now you know why he's disappeared.

NEW: "The Student Bible" has been nominated at "Time Is Running Out" Awards.

http:///tiroawards/site.htm

Click on "Nominees". I'm at the top under the "Humour" category. Vote for me!

Hey, hey, hey! It's Iiiiiced Tea Junkie!

Age: As old as my tongue and...uhh...I forget the rest.

Gender: Unknown. But you're welcome to find out.

Location: Nome, Alaska. Just kidding. But there's no place like Nome.

Other Info: Drinks at least two glasses of iced tea per day.

Actually, now that I've established myself as an Awesome writer on this site, I think it's time to reveal my true identity. Brace yourselves, kids!

Age: Nineteen and a half. Gods, I'm old! (Especially on FicPress, where the median age is 14.) (And the median talent is 6.)

Gender: Female. (I'm not sure how obvious that was. I try to write with a gender-neutral voice.)

Location: Massachusetts, the most bitchin' and rebellious of all Your Majesty's colonies!

Other Info: Drinks at least three glasses of iced tea per day. Perhaps it's time for an intervention.

Stories of mine you absolutely MUST read: Quarters, Quarters, and Quarters. I think you get the idea. (READ QUARTERS!! NOW COMPLETE!!) And actually, once you've read that, I implore you to check out some of my older, under-reviewed works, such as Hall of Unsung Heroes or Darkness and The Man. They're not so bad, really. (I mean, hey, I wrote them!)

My favorite collection on this site is the Liam Smith Show, by Jason Gaston, which is incredibly underrated! Nearly every episode is over 100,000 words long. That's more than all of my stories combined! Not to mention, it's M-EFFING HILARIOUS. Read 'em now, or I'll never speak to you again! Well, not like...I speak to you much, anyway.

Peace, Love, and Iced Tea,

Iced Tea Junkie