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Joined 11-25-06, id: 546877, Profile Updated: 05-01-09
Author has written 2 stories for General, and General.

'ello!

Where to start is the real question. I'm a fan of putting feet down somewhere and spinning to a direction. I write, and read. Mostly I'll be reading other works, seeing what else is out there and offering critique if I can. I love critique more than anything because it helps me improve my writing. Good reviews are always nice but something that gives me some help to become a better writer is loved. =)

I have a joint account with a friend which we'll put a few stories on--longer stories than my one-shot collections and poems. Our first story, Cryptograms, is now on that page.

Joint account: FuneralForAMarker (is under "Favorite Authors")

You're always welcome to message me. Flames, comments and such(even random things) are enjoyed.

-jam

...something funny...

"Either the curtains go, or I do." -Oscar Wilde's last words.

Haha. I love humor. Makes my day.


Recent activity: Moved Cryptograms to joint account, FuneraldForAMarker.

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Writing Speculative Fiction: A Nerd's Guide by Jave Harron reviews
Tired of looking for scifi and seeing nothing new? He's my attempt to help speculative fiction writers, as well as even give the pros a few new ideas. Going strong for years! Now, we cover sword and sorcery, and how to drive your enemies before you while you hear the lamentations of their women.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 103,506 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 3/10/2004
Letters to Mattie by sarzy-megz reviews
A 17 year old girl attempts to recover after the death of her boyfriend by writing him a series of letters over a one year period.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,210 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009
Bouquet by windy girl reviews
am I at fault for hating a thief?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
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Unsent reviews
A collection of letters that'll never see intended eyes. To various people in a variety of situations. T for occasional language.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/2/2008
Untitled reviews
Posting for critique and comment. More of a cynical look, although not an original one, at fairy tales and such.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete